The Anarchists Episodes 1 & 2 (2022): Freegan Colonizers

As summer vaycay approaches, we’re packing our bags and heading back down south to the Mexican coastal oasis affectionately known as Anarchapulco to visit our favorite greedy little piglets in episodes 3 & 4 of the Anarchists. It’s a familiar scene: more Anarchy conventions run by belligerent libertarians, held at glamorous resorts where the Bitcoin flows like water. However, a sinister darkness is brewing in the streets of Anarchapulco as a drug war is waged between the Cartel and some unsuspecting fringe Anarchist hippies peddling their shitty edibles to rich capitalists at the resort. When some of the Anarchists come under deadly attack, will the rest of the community rally to keep them safe? Do we know the first thing about the Cartel? Are we any closer to understanding what crypto currency is? Tune in to find out!

 an·ar·chy “the organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation, without political institutions or hierarchical government; anarchism.” The dictionary definition of anarchy, while succinct, certainly leaves some room for interpretation. Many believe anarchy to be a violent and chaotic existence in the absence of government, some see it more as a philosophy rather than a viable way of life, and others view anarchy as an achievable societal goal in which money and time would cease to exist and everyone would take care of themselves and each other. For the subjects of HBO’s series The Anarchists, anarchy is simply a word used to actually mean, “Capitalist libertarians on holiday.” Join us as we dive head first into Anarchapulco, the movement taking the resorts of Acapulco and the world by storm. This yearly conference has it all: Bitcoin, Bitcoin ATMs, crypto booths, crypto speeches, crypto banners, 4Chan trolls, white people with dreads, white people blacking out, white people on Facebook, and everything else that anarchy stands for. Tune in!

Picture this: It’s 2:30 AM on a Tuesday morning in 2001, and you’re a downtrodden, lonely young adult going through a breakup. Your future is shakier than ever, you’re realizing that you’ve never had a meaningful relationship in your life, your finances are a mess, and you can’t seem to motivate yourself to want to be better. It’s the kind of shit that keeps you up at night, mindlessly watching basic cable, succumbing to an existential abyss. Suddenly, through the haze, you hear three simple words: “CALL ME NOW!” You emerge from your stupor to find a mystical woman on your television, shuffling through decks of tarot cards, shrouded in tapestries and incense, promising you that for the low low price of $5 per minute, she has the answers to all of your problems. Her name was Miss Cleo, and she had this country in a stranglehold for like, 3 or 4 whole years. She has a story and we’re here to tell it…poorly. Join us as we offend mystics and thespians with reckless abandon once again. Tune in!

Watergate. The Satanic Panic. Woodstock '99. The implementation of "Freedom Fries." Florida. For whatever reason, America just cannot keep from embarrassing herself. When hundreds of paranoid hilbillies stormed the Capitol to demand that Mike Pence hang himself and that Donald Trump should be president forever, January 6, 2021 joined the ranks amongst the most humiliating and disturbing days in this nation's short history. Leading up to this cursed event, Americans had devolved into a collective psychosis that is extremely well-documented on Facebook forums, Instagram stories, YouTube comments and HBO's new documentary, This Place Rules. Join us as we relive the traumas of 2020 and discuss the validity of conspiracy theories surrounding George Soros' army of railyard hobos, gay frogs, armored spider milk, and so much more. Tune in!

To be considered The Most Hated Man on the Internet is nothing short of an accomplishment, considering the countless eligible candidates that emerge daily. However, the World Wide Web broke the mold when it produced Hunter Moore, disgraced proprietor and face of the now defunct isanyoneup.com. In this three-part docuseries, we learn just what happens when you give an 8th grade drop-out a handle of Tuaca, a pack of Turkish Royals, a lip ring, his mommy's credit card, and the endless possiblities the internet has to provide. If you aren't exactly certain, rest assured that it is a twisted life that revolves primarily around buttholes, Butthole Girls ™, Olde Worlde British lawyers, moms and Marines seeking justice at all costs, and soooooo much cocaine. Tune in, and make sure to visit bullyville.com to learn more!

Well, well, well. Looks like the Curse of Von Dutch couldn’t keep us down forever and we are BACK, baby! That’s right, after a nearly year-long accidental hiatus, we are hitting the airwaves to humiliate ourselves once again! We might have had an equally boring AND dreadful past 11 months, but for one full hour, the LoLs are back and heartier than ever in an all new episode! Join us as we ~dive~ head first into the hot new Hulu documentary God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty, and ~pray~ that there’s a hot, sexy pool boy around to suck and cuck with for years to ~come~! I don’t know, guys, we’re rusty. Tune in!

It's the story that never asked to be told, with all the details that never mattered, over 10 years past its relevance: it's the story, legend, Curse of Von Dutch. Yes, a three-part, THREE HOUR LONG miniseries exploring the trucker hat craze of the early 2000s that cemented Ashton Kutcher as a fashion icon for at least two whole years. However, behind all the glitz and the glam, a wicked web was being woven between 3 deeply troubled men who are all individually desperate for the honor of being deemed the founder of the Von Dutch clothing line. So start up the ol' time machine, travel back to the new millennium, and join us as we try to figure out once and for all just who is to thank for timeless mechanic chic fashion. Tune in!

In the eleventh hour, when few thought we could and most thought we shouldn't, we have managed to exhibit an act of bravery so daring that it's guaranteed to send shockwaves through communities far and wide: We actually recorded a second episode for November! We aren't the only daredevils in this story, though. In National Geographic's documentary, Free Solo, we follow a gentleman named Alex Honnold who, for some reason, insists on repeatedly climbing thousands of feet into the air on the face of many mountains without any ropes, clips, carabiners, parachutes, nets, or anything that would prevent certain death should his little tootsie slip. It's a dangerous, dirty, lonely, albeit high-paying job but somebody's gotta do it! Right? SOMEBODY has to get paid to wear Patagonia and commit extremely perilous and unnecessary acts of athleticism...right, guys? Right?? Tune in! 

In Monica Lewinsky's premiere documentary, "15 Minutes of Shame," we delve into the very topic that people LOVE to talk about ALL THE TIME and makes everyone SUPER comfortable: Cancel culture! With the help of Max from Catfish: The TV Show, our canceled queen goes to great lengths to explore the many nuances involved in the practice of cancelling celebrities and private citizens alike. Join us as we give useful tips for surviving a cancellation (going to jail is involved, trust the process!), fight for Brendan Fraser's right to be a decent actor, make a huge number of cancellations ourselves, and sooo much more! And I can't believe we have to say this, but can we please stop trying to uncancel Woolly Mammoths?? Tune in!

Well, it's that time of year again, all you witches, demons, goblins, and ghouls: It's Halloween! We honor this nation's most beloved holiday with a tribute to our most coveted frights of the season. First, we get positively tricked by Halloween Kills and Malignant, but then revel in the treats of TerrifiED, the Village, It Follows, Jeepers Creepers (1 AND 2), The VVitch, and TerrifiER! Join us to hear all about Danielle's deep-seated fear of living as a homesteader, our mutual welcoming of curses over STDs, and in the spookiest twist of all, that Jen would rather smooch M. Night Shyamalan than die. This episode has something for everyone looking to have a wholesome scare this All Hallow's Eve, so tune in...or else!