No More JT - Time for Pie #120

Heather and Caleb swap stories about peptide experiments, ducks laying eggs, and Heather’s dream of owning capybaras. Things escalate into talk of crows that bring cash, horny bird scientists, and survival show horror stories.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALThttps://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save 10% for yourself and we will donate 10% to Hunter SevenLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

Join Caleb and Jack Mandaville ( Heather is sick) as they dive into Iceland’s wild side — horse steaks, puffin dinners, whale jerky and more.Everything is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse Code MILK to save 10% and we will donate 10% to Hunter SevenLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code PIE to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mindFor a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT when you use code PIE at checkout. Just head to BRUNTworkwear.com, use the code PIE, and you’re good to go. And after you order, they’ll ask where you heard about BRUNT—do us a favor and tell them it was from this show.

Caleb and Heather are currently in Iceland searching for the mystic creatures and exotic nicotine. Everything tastes better with HOT SALT and your order can help prevent cancer. Use code MILK at firecracker.farm to save money and we donate 10% to Hunter Seven on veterans day.For a limited time, our listeners get 15% off at StopBox when you use code [PIE] at checkout. Head to stop box usa dot com and use code [PIE] for 15% off your entire order. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent youFor a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT when you use code PIE at checkout. Just head to BRUNT workwear dot com, use the code PIE, and you’re good to go. And after you order, they’ll ask where you heard about BRUNT—do us a favor and tell them it was from this show

Jarred is gone, Heather is in. For real this time. The Pie must go on.Firecracker Farm HOT SALT makes everything taste better!Use Code MILK at https://firecracker.farm to save 10% and we will donate an additional 10% to Hunter SevenEat smart at FactorMeals dot com SLASH pie50off and use code pie50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. That’s code pie50off at FactorMeals dot com for 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Get delicious, ready-to-eat meals delivered—with Factor. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase.

The boys welcome Brent Tucker, founder of First Responders Coffee Company, and dive into the insanity of “screen cream” side effects, circus tigers running loose, and why hikers apparently need whips and top hats for survival. From service goats and emotional support dogs to wild stories about tiny beers, Ford Raptors, and Delta Force missions, the chaos never stops

The boys brainstorm over-the-top pay-per-view execution methods (everything from Ninja Warrior death traps to molten steel presses), pivots into bizarre food talk (beans, haggis, Viking stew), then drifts into ghost houses, crime conventions, horse girls vs. crime girls, and eventually full-blown chaos with horse masks. Just another Tuesday.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Grab some Hot Horse Hoof or anything else from https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save money and we will donate 10% to Hunter Seven Foundation as well. Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

Dan from Drinkin Bros is here. Strap in.Firecracker Farm HOT SALT makes everything better! If you order anything from their website and use the code MILK you save 10% AND another 10% will get donated to Hunter Seven.https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofUSE CODE MILKIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order

Nikko Ortiz recently moved to Texas and what better way to welcome him home than some Time for PieEVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Get it at https://firecracker.farmUse code MILK to save money AND help fund cancer researchGet firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

Austin comedian Josh Francis embarks with us on a wild ride of topics. Keep your eyes closed and hands on the wheel,EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse code milk to save 10% AND we will donate 10% this veterans day to Hunter SevenIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order.

In this episode, the guys dive into a chaotic mix of history, gaming, and ridiculous inventions. From imagining F-35s in medieval England, to ordering full suits of armor online, to blasting chili down your throat with compressed air—this one goes completely off the railsAfter Show available right now on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TimeforPiePodcastSPONSORS:HOT HORSE HOOF here and dont forget to use code: MILKhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.