Boy Slop w/ Nikko Ortiz

The boys brainstorm over-the-top pay-per-view execution methods (everything from Ninja Warrior death traps to molten steel presses), pivots into bizarre food talk (beans, haggis, Viking stew), then drifts into ghost houses, crime conventions, horse girls vs. crime girls, and eventually full-blown chaos with horse masks. Just another Tuesday.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Grab some Hot Horse Hoof or anything else from https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save money and we will donate 10% to Hunter Seven Foundation as well. Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

Dan from Drinkin Bros is here. Strap in.Firecracker Farm HOT SALT makes everything better! If you order anything from their website and use the code MILK you save 10% AND another 10% will get donated to Hunter Seven.https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofUSE CODE MILKIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order

Nikko Ortiz recently moved to Texas and what better way to welcome him home than some Time for PieEVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT. Get it at https://firecracker.farmUse code MILK to save money AND help fund cancer researchGet firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://stopboxusa.com/PIE #stopboxpod

Austin comedian Josh Francis embarks with us on a wild ride of topics. Keep your eyes closed and hands on the wheel,EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse code milk to save 10% AND we will donate 10% this veterans day to Hunter SevenIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order.

In this episode, the guys dive into a chaotic mix of history, gaming, and ridiculous inventions. From imagining F-35s in medieval England, to ordering full suits of armor online, to blasting chili down your throat with compressed air—this one goes completely off the railsAfter Show available right now on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TimeforPiePodcastSPONSORS:HOT HORSE HOOF here and dont forget to use code: MILKhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

The one and only Jason Ellis joins the boys for an hour of insanity. You might learn something though.https://patreon.com/TimeforPiePodcastHOT HORSE HOOF is still available and every time you use the code MILK 10% of sales help to screen for cancer on top of saving you money.https://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoof Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #Bruntpod

Pedro Pascal's weirdly touchy public appearances, GTA VI hype, haunted childhood trauma via Bloody Mary, and the horrifying origins of medical vibratorsSPONSORS:HOT HORSE HOOF here and dont forget to use code: MILKhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofGet firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @StopBoxUSA with code [PIE] at https://stopboxusa.com/PIE! #stopboxpod

Caleb and traffic cops meet each other way too much. Is he being profiled or are these police officers just hoping to get a hug from the big guy. HOT HORSE HOOF is live and extremely limited! Grab it while you canhttps://shop.firecracker.farm/products/hot-horse-hoofIf you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.Go to ponchooutdoors.com/PIE for $10 off your first order.00:00 - Caleb's back and overdosing on nicotine01:30 - Horseshoe pouches and almost dying on a bike03:00 - Motorcycle wrecks and biker club drama06:00 - Dumb riding rules and highway etiquette08:00 - Cop bodycam chaos and traffic stop escalation14:00 - Debate: Can cops ask for your ID anytime?18:00 - Profiling lifted trucks and fake construction zones26:00 - Milk b**ches and school puke stories32:00 - Grizzly Milk and Hot Horse Hoof Salt launch39:00 - Rage at lottery ticket stinkers43:00 - Texas alone did WHAT in scratch-offs?46:00 - Time For Pie merch ideas (stickers, shirts, Grizzly Labs)51:00 - Johnny Somali & South Korean prisons52:30 - Gamer corner: Hot girls, fat asses, robot suits54:30 - Pedro Pascal gets super weird58:30 - Is Hollywood un-woking itself?59:30 - Goodbye emission standards, hello muscle cars60:30 - Outro & plug for Time For Drinks Patreon

In this episode, we sit down with Tait Fletcher—Guinness Book world record holder for most movie deaths (not really) and actor/director/badass Keith Jardine to talk about the grind behind indie filmmaking, Caleb's survival comedy show ideas, and building creative empires with no studio help.After Show with Tate and Keith available today on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TimeforPiePodcastEVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT ( dont put it on your girlfriend though)Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farmLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

We’re joined by Nate from  @ValhallaVFT  , he is of course unprepared for the insanity that is Time for Pie. Join us as we confuse him with a barrage of topics that would make any lesser men walk off the show.Patreon After Show now available!Join us for "Time for Drinks"https://www.patreon.com/TimeforPiePodcastSpice up any food and make everything taste better with Firecracker Farms Hot Salt. Code MILK saves you money AND 10% of all sales using the code will go to Hunter Seven Foundation https://firecracker.farm Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod