The Secret Lives of Mormon Authors

This week on See You On The Internet, we’re talking seasonal reinvention (get those bangs), rereading Twilight with our fully formed frontal lobes, and uncovering which of our favorite authors are actually spreading the book of Mormon through their prose. We create a new bit, roast Edward Cullen’s red flags, and crown the real stars of Dancing With the Stars (justice for Andy Richter).Then we get serious about why everything online feels the same. From AI-generated TikToks to celebrity Broadway casting, and why we’re craving real people making real things. Cue our new craft-core era: embroidery kits, sewing machine redemption arcs, and reclaiming creativity one bad stitch at a time.End the episode with our new mantra: move through life with the delusional confidence of a mediocre white man.We'll see you next Tuesday.

This week on See You On The Internet, we’re talking about Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl — and spoiler alert: it’s fine. Just… fine.After spending last week unpacking her marketing era, we’re back to give our full review of the album — track by track. From The Fate of Ophelia (and Taylor’s questionable interpretation of Shakespeare) to Eldest Daughter (which deserved better) to Actually Romantic (aka the alleged Charli XCX diss track), we get into all of it.We also talk about how The Life of a Showgirl feels more like Crescent City 3 than Reputation, why fans might finally be hitting their Taylor fatigue era, and what happens when the queen of Easter eggs becomes her own biggest mystery.Basically: we love her, we’re disappointed, and we can’t stop talking about it.

This week on See You on the Internet, Nicole and Kate put on their “critical thinking glasses” to dive deep into Taylor Swift’s latest era, Life of a Showgirl before the release of the upcoming album.From endless vinyl variants to NFL tie-ins and engagement photo promos, they unpack the line between artistry, marketing, and capitalism. The conversation turns candid as they weigh what it means to hold celebrities accountable while still being fans—and how money shapes the narratives we consume. Plus, there are dog cameos, hoop earring experiments, wig debates, and some side chatter on The Summer I Turned Pretty, cowboy romances, and their favorite comfort TV.

We’re backkkk! After our longest break ever, we catch up on literally everything: why phone calls are hard, parents who text like riddles, Nicole’s surprise New York Magazine bag-charm moment, and Homie (Kate’s mini-weenie) finally making a bestie—shoutout Nitro. We also get real about early-30s weirdness, tarot reads (“am I getting as much as I’m giving?”), and giving ourselves permission to end chapters so new stuff can start. Cozy season vibes only: Saturday Soup Series, crafts, paint-by-numbers, and book talk—Red Rising, Terror at the Gates, Touch of Darkness, Crescent City, plus our dramatic ACOTAR 6 theories. It’s giving survival mode, but in a comfy, we-got-this way.Come hang 💚

This week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. Nicole’s cranky (relatable), Kate’s in her baby Tony Soprano era, and we’re inventing new slang, deep-diving into the science of teeth, and officially declaring Shark Week fake news. Plus: an unhinged theory session about ACOTAR 6, Sarah J. Maas’s secret drafts, and why Joe Burrow is our special interest soulmate.Also discussed: cursed YouTube videos from 2009, kids mic’d up at sports practice, why every sports docuseries owes Drive to Survive a thank you, and the deeply unsettling AI-generated baby celebrity trend. Oh, and we’re officially on a summer break! But don’t worry—we’re so back in September.🎧 Subscribe so you never miss a rambling theory, a rogue giggle fit, or a literary meltdown.📱Follow us: @seeyouontheinternetpod on Instagram & TikTok📞 Hotline: 646-780-9063📩 Email: [email protected]

This week’s episode brought to you by digestive biscuits, dude ranches, and deeply chaotic energy. We’re recording in the same room (aka audio issues obv!!), spending our favorite weekend of the year on Cape Cod, and catching up on everything from small-town parades to horseback hailstorms. Nicole recaps her horse girl summer vacation in Montana — and she’s got stories. Think: a horse named Coffee, an unexpected Tinder encounter, surprise boobs, and more.Also in this episode: Love Island, the F1 British Grand Prix, why the British boyfriend fantasy might be a lie, and our unrelenting mission to make friends everywhere we go — even if we come in hot. 🤠💥✨ Subscribe for weekly episodes full of chaotic internet culture, cowboy dreams, and long-distance bestie energy. New episodes every Tuesday!✨ Follow us on IG and TikTok @seeyouontheinternetpod📞 Leave us a voicemail at 646-780-9739

The long-awaited Formula 1 movie is finally here… and we have thoughts. In this week’s episode of See You On The Internet, Kate and Nicole go full film critic (sort of) and break down everything from Brad Pitt’s suspicious tattoos to Charles Leclerc’s movie star face to the sheer audacity of the representation of women. Was it a cinematic masterpiece? A fanfic fever dream? Or just two hours of fast cars and Will Buxton cameos? We get into all of it.Plus: why we laughed louder than anyone else in the theater, who we think the sequel should focus on, and our real-time reactions to seeing our little F1 friends on the big screen.Whether you’re an F1 girlie, a casual viewer, or just in it for the hot people in fast cars—this episode is for you.✨ Follow us on IG and TikTok @seeyouontheinternetpod📞 Call the Kate and Nicole Hotline at 646-780-9739🎧 New episodes every Tuesday!

Producer Alex returns! Fresh off her fairytale UK adventure (punting in Cambridge? Ted Lasso tour?!) she's just in time to hear Nicole spiral into a full-blown baby fever monologue, unpack the illusion of the “cool girl dream job,” and recap the most unhinged Love Island twist we’ve seen in years. Kate’s trying to emotionally recover from shoe shopping at Marshalls, Nicole's Tinder inbox is a horror show, and both of us agree that being a long-distance content creator is hard, okay??Oh, and yes — we’re seeing the Formula 1 movie in IMAX. Expect a full review next week. Until then: don't be a Cuomo-sexual, give us a 5-star review, and we'll see you on the internet.💌 Call the Kate & Nicole Hotline: (646) 780-9063📲 Follow us on IG & TikTok: @seeyouontheinternetpod🧠 Book recs, dating rants & existential crises, weekly.

This week, it’s just two gals in the living room — no producer, no rules, and definitely no structure. While we mourn Alex’s absence (come home from London, please!), we spiral deep into a passionate ode to pop stardom: Britney, Beyoncé, Taylor — and whether anyone today has what it takes to reach their level.We also break down the highs and lows of the 2024 Tony Awards (yes, we cried during the Hamilton reunion), chat about our latest fantasy book obsessions (Mistborn hive rise), and map out our dream NYC arts and culture weekend. Plus, Nicole teases a potential cowboy romance at the upcoming dude ranch 👀.If you love pop culture deep dives, unfiltered opinions, and a touch of unhinged book talk, this one’s for you.📱Follow us on Instagram + TikTok: @seeyouontheinternetpod☎️ Call the hotline: 646-780-9063📬 Email: [email protected]

This week on See You On The Internet, we’re diving helmet-first into the new F1 Academy Netflix docuseries—and spoiler alert: it got us in our feelings. From Abby Pulling’s adorable dad to Lia Block’s emotional journey, we break down the standout stories, surprising edits, and what this series means for the future of women in motorsport.Plus, we chat about birthday lattes, spa-level Vegas trips, blackjack wins (and losses), and Nicole's plane movie routine. But really, we’re here to ask: did Bianca Bustamante get a villain edit or was McLaren just McLaren-ing again?Whether you're a longtime F1 fangirl or a Netflix-converted newbie, this episode is your ultimate debrief of all the drama, sisterhood, and girlboss anthems (please, no more) that make F1 Academy must-watch TV.🎧 Don’t forget to call the Kate & Nicole Hotline: 646-780-9063📲 Follow us on TikTok + IG: @seeyouontheinternetpod📬 Email: [email protected]🔔 Like, comment, and subscribe — we’re always watching 👀-----------------------📍 CHAPTERS00:00 – Thrift fits & birthday recaps04:00 – Nicole’s non-F1 Vegas adventure09:00 – First impressions of the F1 Academy series12:00 – Favorites, flops & the Bianca Bustamante discourse17:00 – Class divides & the Abby Pulling of it all21:00 – Standout stories: Lia Block, Chloe Chambers, the Al Qubaisi sisters26:00 – Susie Wolff’s quotes, villain edits & motorsport reality checks30:00 – What this series means for the future of F1 Academy33:00 – The soundtrack, the sisterhood, and the subtle sexism37:00 – Airplane movies, turbulence, and why Nicole watches Shrek without sound