(no music) (5 hours) Calming Mind | SLEEP HYPNOSIS | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Calming Mind | Sleep Hypnosis | Jason Newland | 16th December 2025🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey designed to gently quiet a busy mind and invite a sense of safety, comfort, and mental spaciousness. This episode flows in Jason’s familiar off-the-cuff, softly spoken style, blending everyday reflections with soothing hypnotic language that encourages the mind to slow down naturally—perfect for drifting into sleep or deep rest.🧠 Main Segments & ThemesGentle welcome & settling inJason invites listeners to get comfortable and reassures them that there is nothing they need to doSoft reminders about listening safely and allowing relaxation to happen in its own wayEveryday reflectionsA light, real-world anecdote about a stuck front door and neighbours, easing the listener into familiarity and calmCasual, grounding chatter that gently occupies the thinking mindCalming the mind hypnosisLetting thoughts come and go without effort or resistanceCreating space between thoughts, allowing mental noise to fade into the backgroundImagery of calmness, settling, and distance from worry or urgencyEmphasis on permission, safety, and ease rather than control or forceDeepening relaxationEncouraging the listener to drift further back from thoughtsAllowing awareness to soften while comfort increasesOpening the option to either fall asleep or simply rest deeply📢 Listener Notes & OutroJason reassures listeners they can remain asleep or gently return to awareness when readySubtle background presence of Vinnie adds warmth and familiarityEpisode closes with Jason’s gentle reassurance and calming reminder that you are safe, enough, and going to be okay💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shapeA deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectlyThe main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postmanThe running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyoneSnail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” ideaThe werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each dayA snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptionsThe werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-upA squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-helpThe group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish📢 Listener Notes & OutroSafety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyesClosing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx):00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down45:00 – Outro + closing mantra💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shapeA deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectlyThe main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postmanThe running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyoneSnail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” ideaThe werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each dayA snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptionsThe werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-upA squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-helpThe group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish📢 Listener Notes & OutroSafety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyesClosing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx):00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down45:00 – Outro + closing mantra💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shapeA deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectlyThe main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postmanThe running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyoneSnail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” ideaThe werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each dayA snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptionsThe werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-upA squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-helpThe group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish📢 Listener Notes & OutroSafety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyesClosing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx):00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down45:00 – Outro + closing mantra💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast

Visit my Website:https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandJoin my facebook group : Jason Newland's BORING group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/822882097895595🎙️ Episode Summary:Tickling Monday’s Boring Objects LMBYTS #1507 Jason Newland 15th December 2025(duration: approximately 45 minutes) 🎙️ Episode Overview A calm, meandering, and whispery journey through thoughts, memories, daily life, trivia, and gentle humour. Written to appeal to listeners who enjoy relaxed, off-the-cuff storytelling that’s perfect for falling asleep. 🧠 Main Segments & Themes Surreal opening drift (ocean nonsense + “Monday’s Boring Objects” vibe)A playful start that immediately wanders into dolphins, whales, beach balls, and the gentle chaos of a story that keeps changing shapeA deliberately confusing, comedic tone that’s easy to relax into because it never demands you “follow along” perfectlyThe main silly storyline: postman vs werewolf (and the unexpected confidence talk)A bizarre park scene where a werewolf’s “tickle” offer becomes a funny, awkward self-esteem moment for the postmanThe running phrase “say it with chest” turns into a whole mini-debate about what it even means (confidence? posture? aliens?)The postman’s mood lifts as he realises he doesn’t have to be “a tickle machine” for anyoneSnail journalist cameo + Big Brother bonding + the “happy memory” ideaThe werewolf tries to live by a self-help concept: create one new happy memory each dayA snail (who claims to record everything and identifies as a journalist) challenges the werewolf’s logic and pokes holes in his assumptionsThe werewolf and snail bond over Big Brother… then reality bites when the snail needs practical help (because… snail problems)Squirrel joins late (self-help for squirrels) + gentle wrap-upA squirrel appears with its own self-esteem worries and riffs on how hard it is to find the “right” self-helpThe group collectively runs out of things to say (in the most soothing way), and the story is neatly wound down to a calm finish📢 Listener Notes & OutroSafety reminder: only listen when it’s safe to close your eyesClosing mantra: a warm reminder to be kind to yourself, feel safe, and remember you are enough—and that you’re going to be ok🔑 On-Page SEO (Podcast Descriptions & Metadata) Target keywords (use naturally): Jason Newland, insomnia podcast, boring podcast, sleep hypnosis, bedtime podcast, podcasts to help you sleep, relaxation hypnosis, fall asleep fast. Suggested timestamps (approx):00:00 – Monday’s Boring Objects intro + surreal beach-ball ocean chatter10:00 – Werewolf & postman “tickling” scene begins18:00 – “Say it with chest” confidence confusion spiral26:00 – Snail journalist arrives + “happy memory” self-help idea33:00 – Big Brother bonding + snail practical problem38:00 – Squirrel joins + gentle winding down45:00 – Outro + closing mantra💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.🎧 Listen to more free episodes at : https://www.jasonnewland.com/sleep,relaxation,hypnosis,deeprelaxation,insomnia,sleeppodcast,calmness,bedtime,relaxingvoice,mentalhealth,anxietyrelief,meditation,sleepaid,peacefulmind,restfulsleep,guidedsleep,deeprest,jasonnewland,sleephypnosis,boringpodcast