Orny Adams 178: Working on the Railroad

What’s wrong with Greg in Reseda exposing himself to neighbors… and kids!? Killer kids on Ebikes. Orny recaps his encounter with a cocodrilo in Mexico after news of another cocodrilo attack in South Africa. Hantavieus back in the news. And what’s with all the Alien Conspiracy talk.

Paul Chowdhry is a British comedian and actor who has sold out Wembley Arena and the O2.  They met Orny at the Improv the other night—Orny had never heard of him, but Paul knew of Orny well.  A friendship formed.  Paul is known for his comedy special “Live Innit “ and shows like Taskmaster and Live at the Apollo. He blends sharp observational humor with bold cultural commentary.

What’s Wrong with buying modern appliances for your home? A lot! Risks of surgery and what could go wrong with surgery to change your eye color. Orny’s panic pouches for Gen Z. The success of the $22 smoothie.

What’s Wrong with being negative? You lose your mind. Signs of dementia. The missing hooker in Bahamas. How Bozo won me fifty bucks! Snake bites are up. Gas is up. Tipping is down. What’s Wrong with condescending waiters, overpriced spices and the $11 watermelon is here )At Walmart.)

What’s Wrong with an 18 mile Marathon? Social influencer cleans her panties in hotel coffee maker, 25 year old dies from rattlesnake bite, how to avoid “Scromiting” and What’s Wrong with rummaging through a dead person’s personal items?

What’s Wrong with Orny trying to vacation in Puerto Vallarta! Travel tip... don’t go to Mexico when they are planning on killing the leader of the biggest cartel. 

What’s Wrong with a dark figure on Orny’s security camera? Questions answered on this episode: Are Orny’s teeth real? Do you believe in “Modern Tomatoes.” What Orny ate in college. And companies poisoning us with chemicals so we can have stain free rugs and why Orny needs a bathing suit with suspenders. 

What’s Wrong with company threats? A former head of state at Orny’s show in FL, Health insurance premiums as much as your mortgage, “Unhappy Hour” dinner at 4:30pm, gifts from fans, how to receive a big tip, why Japan doesn’t have trash cans and why Buddhist don’t eat garlic. 

Rigan Machado is widely regarded as one of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu’s living legends — an 8 degree red belt— (I didn’t even know they had red belts) a highly ranked master, dominant competitor in his era, prolific teacher, and influential figure in spreading BJJ both in sport and popular culture, started training at age five in his cousin’s garage in Brazil- who were the infamous Gracies. His professional tournament fight career is an astonishing 365 wins and 0 losses. 

What’s Wrong with not giving free refills on Ice Tea? The recycling scam, The McRib lawsuit, the downfall of Michelin Star rating system, a naked neighbor, companies that want us to take a survey and apartment complexes using dog crap DNA to bust owners not picking up after their dogs. Thumbs up on that!