Orny Adams 175: Hooray for Optimists

What’s Wrong with buying modern appliances for your home? A lot! Risks of surgery and what could go wrong with surgery to change your eye color. Orny’s panic pouches for Gen Z. The success of the $22 smoothie.

What’s Wrong with being negative? You lose your mind. Signs of dementia. The missing hooker in Bahamas. How Bozo won me fifty bucks! Snake bites are up. Gas is up. Tipping is down. What’s Wrong with condescending waiters, overpriced spices and the $11 watermelon is here )At Walmart.)

What’s Wrong with an 18 mile Marathon? Social influencer cleans her panties in hotel coffee maker, 25 year old dies from rattlesnake bite, how to avoid “Scromiting” and What’s Wrong with rummaging through a dead person’s personal items?

What’s Wrong with Orny trying to vacation in Puerto Vallarta! Travel tip... don’t go to Mexico when they are planning on killing the leader of the biggest cartel. 

What’s Wrong with a dark figure on Orny’s security camera? Questions answered on this episode: Are Orny’s teeth real? Do you believe in “Modern Tomatoes.” What Orny ate in college. And companies poisoning us with chemicals so we can have stain free rugs and why Orny needs a bathing suit with suspenders. 

What’s Wrong with company threats? A former head of state at Orny’s show in FL, Health insurance premiums as much as your mortgage, “Unhappy Hour” dinner at 4:30pm, gifts from fans, how to receive a big tip, why Japan doesn’t have trash cans and why Buddhist don’t eat garlic. 

Rigan Machado is widely regarded as one of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu’s living legends — an 8 degree red belt— (I didn’t even know they had red belts) a highly ranked master, dominant competitor in his era, prolific teacher, and influential figure in spreading BJJ both in sport and popular culture, started training at age five in his cousin’s garage in Brazil- who were the infamous Gracies. His professional tournament fight career is an astonishing 365 wins and 0 losses. 

What’s Wrong with not giving free refills on Ice Tea? The recycling scam, The McRib lawsuit, the downfall of Michelin Star rating system, a naked neighbor, companies that want us to take a survey and apartment complexes using dog crap DNA to bust owners not picking up after their dogs. Thumbs up on that!

What’s Wrong with dedicating your entire life to one thing!? Grandmaster, renowned 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, black belt in Brazilian Jiujitsu and founder of the Lima Academy, Andre Lima is in The Big Yellow Dojo today. Andre is a pioneer who discusses his path and ascent from a child in Brazil to being one of the most respected martial arts teachers today. Andre lives martial arts 24 hours a day.

What’s Wrong with Owen Smith? Comedian, friend, write on Blackish, Whitney, Everybody Hates Chris, Arsenio Hall amongst others. Owen opens up about the obstacles of shooting and producing his comedy special. Owen talks about how his writing career launched, his son playing baseball and how is 6 year old daughter talks like a YouTube influencer.