So Help Me Todd (RHOM S7 E2 + E3 Recap)

It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05)We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Julia and Martina's Baby Shower". (22:05)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss a variety of topics, starting with Tom Cruise's birthday and a humorous anecdote about a clown. They celebrate the arrival of a new baby in the Bravo universe and delve into Sheena Shay's memoir, which reveals scandalous details about her past. The conversation shifts to the darker side of reality TV, focusing on the online hate faced by stars. They then recap the latest Miami episode, introducing new cast member Stephanie and discussing Gertie's Halloween spirit and family dynamics. Julia's journey into opera singing is highlighted as a form of emotional growth, culminating in a discussion about the dynamics within the cast and their interactions. In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest drama from the Housewives series, focusing on emotional moments, cultural differences, and the dynamics between new and returning cast members. Key themes include the impact of personal struggles on relationships, the absurdity of reality TV games, and the tension that arises during social gatherings. The conversation highlights memorable quotes and moments that encapsulate the essence of the show, providing insights into the characters' lives and interactions.RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS: Tom Cruise celebrated his 63rd birthday with a challenge.The story of Pagliacci reflects on the nature of happiness.Madison from Southern Charm welcomed a new baby.Sheena Shay's memoir reveals her past relationships.Online hate towards reality stars is a serious issue.Miami's Halloween episode introduced new dynamics.Julia's opera journey symbolizes personal growth.Gertie's Halloween decorations reflect her personality.Stephanie's introduction brings fresh energy to Miami.Cultural differences can create misunderstandings in social situations.Emotional struggles can deeply affect interpersonal relationships.New cast members bring fresh dynamics to established groups.Family matters often intersect with personal drama in reality TV.Accusations and gossip are central to the narrative of the show.The significance of events like baby showers can be overshadowed by conflict.Humor can arise from the most serious situations in reality TV.The portrayal of personal loss can evoke strong reactions from viewers.Friendship dynamics are constantly evolving in the Housewives universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley talk about Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's sexual chemistry. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00)We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick get engaged. (25:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss various topics ranging from Charlize Theron's recent visit to a Studio City bar, Kyle Chan's rise to fame, and the potential casting of Tom Holland as the next James Bond. They also delve into Denis Villeneuve's directorial style, Lisa Vanderpump's new restaurant ventures, and updates on the upcoming season of Summerhouse. The episode wraps up with a recap of the latest episode of The Valley, highlighting key moments and character dynamics. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on the dynamics of attraction after breakups, the emotional turmoil surrounding proposals, and the editing choices that shape viewers' perceptions. They discuss the fallout from a dramatic wasabi meltdown, the intricacies of respect in relationships, and the reactions to a heartfelt engagement. The conversation highlights the challenges and triumphs of navigating love and friendship in a reality TV context, culminating in a proposal that brings both joy and tension among the cast members.RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS: Charlize Theron had an interesting experience at a Studio City bar.Kyle Chan is gaining recognition in Hollywood.Tom Holland is rumored to be considered for James Bond.Denis Villeneuve's films often lack emotional depth.Lisa Vanderpump continues to expand her restaurant empire.Summer House is gearing up for its new season.Kristen's engagement was a significant moment in The Valley.Janet's behavior is causing tension among cast members.Jesse confronts Aaron about his past with Michelle.The Valley episode showcased strong character dynamics. Attraction can complicate relationships after breakups.Respect is essential for healthy relationship dynamics.Emotional moments can be overshadowed by editing choices.Proposals can evoke a mix of joy and tension.Navigating friendships during engagements can be tricky.The impact of past relationships lingers in new dynamics.Communication is key to resolving conflicts.Reality TV often amplifies emotional experiences.Engagements can bring out both support and jealousy.The journey of love is filled with ups and downs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all - just Craig Conover showing off a ring, and Stassi talking to Katie and Dayna on their Disrespectfully podcast. (18:15)We then discuss last week's episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Miami in Milan" (18:15) and then talk frankly about this week's horrendous episode - "Worst Wedding Ever". (57:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including West Wilson and Lindsay Hubbard teaming up for a mayonnaise ad, and the sad news about Dermot Mulroney divorcing his wife of 15 years. (00:00 - 22:10)We then discuss last week's episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 10) - "You've Been Served" (22:10) as well as this week's episode (season 2, episode 11) "El Coyote Ugly". (1:11:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: This conversation dives into various topics surrounding reality TV, including a humorous debate about mayonnaise brands, the creative execution of ad campaigns, and the public's reaction to Tom Sandoval's performance. The hosts also discuss the controversies surrounding Love Island, notable appearances by reality stars, and the current state of reality TV news. They explore creative ideas for new shows, the future of SNL, and provide a recap of Jax's tumultuous journey in The Valley, touching on parenting challenges and interpersonal dynamics among cast members. In this episode of The Valley, the dynamics of friendships and relationships are explored as Jax departs from a party, leading to mixed emotions among the group. Jax's moving day reveals the support of friends like Schwartz, while Brittany's secret Instagram account adds a humorous twist. The planning of a Hawaii trip sets the stage for future confrontations, particularly Jesse's impending confrontation with Aaron regarding infidelity. Jax's divorce papers and reflections on his marriage highlight his struggles, culminating in a dramatic setup for the upcoming episodes.RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS: Kraft mayonnaise is underrated.The ad campaign for Hellman's was creatively executed.Tom Sandoval's performance is polarizing.Love Island cast faces severe online backlash.Paige Disorbo's appearance on Love Island was notable.Dermot Mulroney's divorce news shocked fans.Reality TV news has been quieter lately.Creative ideas for a new show were discussed.John Mulaney is a strong candidate for SNL host.Jax's journey in The Valley is tumultuous. Jax's departure from the party brings mixed feelings.Brittany's support for Jax shows the complexity of their relationship.Schwartz's loyalty to friends is commendable.Jax's moving day reveals the strength of friendships.Brittany's secret Instagram account adds humor to the drama.The planning of the Hawaii trip creates anticipation for future episodes.Jesse's confrontation with Aaron is a pivotal moment.Jax's reflections on his marriage reveal his inner turmoil.The dynamics of the group continue to evolve with each episode.The anticipation for future episodes builds as tensions rise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the second time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 6, episode 14 - "Watch Your Back".If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon to hear our entire archive and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Stassi and her friends have an Old Hollywood party at Mama Lion's, Amy and Riley reminisce on Old Hollywood and then take a "dip" into talking about Mamaw's Beer Cheese becoming a business. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 9) - "When One Door Forecloses". (35:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss the latest happenings in the world of reality TV, focusing on the Chrisleys' new looks, Rachel Zoe's casting in Beverly Hills, and the departure of Lexi Wood from Summer House. They also delve into Britt's defamation lawsuit against Bravo and the implications of gossip in reality television. In this segment of the conversation, the hosts discuss various themes surrounding reality TV, particularly focusing on the dynamics of cast relationships, the impact of online rumors, and the anticipation of new seasons. They delve into the Orange County trailer, expressing mixed feelings about the cast turnover and the potential for drama. The conversation shifts to the fallout from Jax and Brittany's relationship, highlighting the challenges faced by the cast. The hosts also touch on a housewarming party that introduces new dynamics and characters, culminating in a discussion about Jenna's role and the complexities of relationships within the group. In this segment, the conversation delves into the complexities of Jax's behavior, Brittany's emotional journey, and the dynamics of friendship amidst turmoil. The hosts discuss Jax's return from a mental health facility, his confrontational behavior, and the impact of his actions on those around him. Brittany's struggles with her divorce and the support she receives from friends are highlighted, alongside Michelle's feelings of being overlooked. The segment concludes with Brittany's visit to a lawyer, marking a pivotal moment in her journey towards independence. The conversation delves into the troubling dynamics of a relationship marked by emotional abuse, stalking, and financial irresponsibility. The speakers discuss the alarming behavior of one partner, the legal implications of their actions, and the decision to file for divorce. As the narrative unfolds, the impact of addiction and mental health issues on relationships is explored, culminating in a reflection on the consequences of these behaviors as one partner prepares to return from rehab. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.