Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Sit back and relax as Amy Scarlata and Riley Hamilton talk about Bravo.

312 Episodes

Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge (RHOC S19 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)
hace un día
1:09:02
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (20:40) We then discuss part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (30:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Need to Talk About Todd (RHOSLC S6 E8 and RHOP S10 E5 Recaps)
11/5/2025
1:37:53
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (35:25) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 8 - "Making Out and F***ing". (54:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Patreon Teaser: Did Dayna Kathan Make Out With Peter Madrigal in a Toilet?
11/3/2025
8:18
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gretchen's Last Supper (RHOC S19 Finale Recap)
10/31/2025
1:32:26
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10) We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Tamra's Grudge". (26:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss 'Joy Ride', 'Magnolia', and 'Eyes Wide Shut'
10/30/2025
13:33
Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Conwyn Fraudport (RHOSLC S6 E7 and RHOP S10 E4 Recaps)
10/29/2025
1:40:58
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 7 - "The Source of All the Dirt". (46:54) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
While the Wife is Away, Angie K Will Play (Wife Swap and RHOC S19 E16 Recaps)
10/24/2025
1:10:04
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50) We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 16) - "Only One More After This". (42:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
No Soup For Us (RHOSLC S6 E6 and RHOP S10 E3 Recaps)
10/22/2025
1:55:33
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00) We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The Chin Check". (37:00) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 6 - "So Long, Soup Man". (57:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Patreon Teaser: Scheana Shay Gives Adam a Penguin
10/20/2025
6:13
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees (RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 3 and RHOC S19 E15 Recaps)
10/17/2025
1:12:46
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffin". (24:50) And finally, we say goodbye to this season of RHOM, by recapping the final part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion, and give out our first letter grade for the entire season. (53:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

312 Episodes

Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge (RHOC S19 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)

We Need to Talk About Todd (RHOSLC S6 E8 and RHOP S10 E5 Recaps)

Patreon Teaser: Did Dayna Kathan Make Out With Peter Madrigal in a Toilet?

Gretchen's Last Supper (RHOC S19 Finale Recap)

Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss 'Joy Ride', 'Magnolia', and 'Eyes Wide Shut'

Conwyn Fraudport (RHOSLC S6 E7 and RHOP S10 E4 Recaps)

While the Wife is Away, Angie K Will Play (Wife Swap and RHOC S19 E16 Recaps)

No Soup For Us (RHOSLC S6 E6 and RHOP S10 E3 Recaps)

Patreon Teaser: Scheana Shay Gives Adam a Penguin

O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees (RHOM S7 Reunion Pt. 3 and RHOC S19 E15 Recaps)