Performative Male Summer

SOBER SATURDAY NIGHT - 2 very different Halloweens - Daylight Savings Y2K - Randy takes down a buck - Kurt pushes the lowest of statistical dating limits ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

POLITICS, POOR INTERNET, OH MY Ryan or Kurt's internet cuts out. We blame Telus for everything bad that has ever happened to us. Watching reels on the stovetop touchscreen.  Plus, Patio Lanterns High S2E4: Homecoming. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

BACK TO BACHELOR Kurt adjusts to life in Victoria, returns to the cool corporate office, navigates an unreasonable number of locked doors, and turns his Pilates studio into a swimming pool. Ryan touches grass, loses his shoes, and loses Billy. Plus, was Gears of War: E-Day inspired by Kelowna? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

IT'S A KURT EPISODE Kurt is back from his trip. Kurt makes The Decision. And we crown the Song of the Summer for 2026.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The question to the answer everybody wants to know. Patio Lanterns High returns (S2E3). We determine the final Song of the Summer finalists. Ryan’s weddings. And a very important announcement that raises significantly more questions than it answers. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN? Randy's just gotta figure out what Chunky's deal is (or who he is). Kurt and Ryan are trapped inside as fire and smoke engulf the province. We saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? Randy struggles to use a bidet. Kurt and Ryan journey to Valhalla. Movies, movies, movies: We discuss Spider-Man (nope, not the new one), Resident Evil, Obsession, and Backrooms.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

CLAP THOSE CHEEKS We watched Avatar: Fire and Ash. Colonel Quaritch won't stop chasing blue booty. The AirPod epidemic. Ryan just felt like running. Taking AI interviews just to feel something. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

SPORTS Kurt meets his performative male rival in Montreal. Is reformer Pilates a scam? Finding good matcha (we can't). Hockey nights are cancelled in Canada. Florida Georgia Line returns before we get Fast X Part II. Plus, a very supportive surprise guest. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PILATES HUNT DRINK COKE ZERO Ryan prepares for a folk fest. Kurt looks to become a travel pilates guru. The boys test Coke Zero mixed with vanilla protein powder for science. Luke Bryan’s newest summer anthem. Mark Zuckerberg getting jacked. What is HYROX...more like WHYROX. Plus, Americans are officially taking over the Patio Lanterns listenership. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast