Patio Lanterns

Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.

236 Episodes

Hunting, Voting, Not Drinking Everyday
11/7/2026
1:10:47
SOBER SATURDAY NIGHT - 2 very different Halloweens - Daylight Savings Y2K - Randy takes down a buck - Kurt pushes the lowest of statistical dating limits ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Homecoming Kings
10/21/2026
48:38
POLITICS, POOR INTERNET, OH MY Ryan or Kurt's internet cuts out. We blame Telus for everything bad that has ever happened to us. Watching reels on the stovetop touchscreen. Plus, Patio Lanterns High S2E4: Homecoming. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Little Bitty in the Big City
10/10/2026
1:00:32
BACK TO BACHELOR Kurt adjusts to life in Victoria, returns to the cool corporate office, navigates an unreasonable number of locked doors, and turns his Pilates studio into a swimming pool. Ryan touches grass, loses his shoes, and loses Billy. Plus, was Gears of War: E-Day inspired by Kelowna? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
The Decision
9/24/2026
1:37:23
IT'S A KURT EPISODE Kurt is back from his trip. Kurt makes The Decision. And we crown the Song of the Summer for 2026. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
The Announcement
9/2/2026
1:17:46
The question to the answer everybody wants to know. Patio Lanterns High returns (S2E3). We determine the final Song of the Summer finalists. Ryan’s weddings. And a very important announcement that raises significantly more questions than it answers. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Uh-oh, It's a Chunky!
8/11/2026
1:00:09
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN? Randy's just gotta figure out what Chunky's deal is (or who he is). Kurt and Ryan are trapped inside as fire and smoke engulf the province. We saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Bears, Bathrooms, Backrooms
7/24/2026
1:16:35
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? Randy struggles to use a bidet. Kurt and Ryan journey to Valhalla. Movies, movies, movies: We discuss Spider-Man (nope, not the new one), Resident Evil, Obsession, and Backrooms. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Avatar: Fire and Ass
7/1/2026
1:04:19
CLAP THOSE CHEEKS We watched Avatar: Fire and Ash. Colonel Quaritch won't stop chasing blue booty. The AirPod epidemic. Ryan just felt like running. Taking AI interviews just to feel something. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Performative Male Summer
6/18/2026
57:57
SPORTS Kurt meets his performative male rival in Montreal. Is reformer Pilates a scam? Finding good matcha (we can't). Hockey nights are cancelled in Canada. Florida Georgia Line returns before we get Fast X Part II. Plus, a very supportive surprise guest. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
Billionaire Presidents Club
5/28/2026
45:50
PILATES HUNT DRINK COKE ZERO Ryan prepares for a folk fest. Kurt looks to become a travel pilates guru. The boys test Coke Zero mixed with vanilla protein powder for science. Luke Bryan’s newest summer anthem. Mark Zuckerberg getting jacked. What is HYROX...more like WHYROX. Plus, Americans are officially taking over the Patio Lanterns listenership. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

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Patio Lanterns

Patio Lanterns

236 Episodes

Hunting, Voting, Not Drinking Everyday

Homecoming Kings

Little Bitty in the Big City

The Decision

The Announcement

Uh-oh, It's a Chunky!

Bears, Bathrooms, Backrooms

Avatar: Fire and Ass

Performative Male Summer

Billionaire Presidents Club