A Beached Lager Whale | Henry VIII (Part 4/4)

You know what they say, one woman's ick is another woman's kink. Henry VIII (Part Four) Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Henry’s Therapy 03:44 - The Ambassador Of Gout 08:35 - The Divorced Dad 13:19 - Walking Food Bin 19:53 - That’s My Boat 25:47 - The Golden Age Of Uncles 28:32 - Whale On A Beach 32:38 - Personal Growth  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Henry's back, and he's fallen off his lime bike. Henry VIII (Part Three) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Lime Bike Leg 03:35 - Prada Willy 06:38 - A Suckling Sumo Wrestler 07:26 - Dog Breath 11:35 - Cut It Off 16:34 - He’s A Feminist  20:43 - She’s A Hoarder 23:10 - Horrible Stew 27:31 - Quill Stuff 29:16 - The Cod Piece Enthusiast  36:28 - She’s Not A Laugh 39:41 - No Means No 43:52 - An Episode Of Scrubs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Um actually, the straightest thing you can do is be with a bloke. Henry VIII (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - It’s A Facade 03:38 - What’s Going On There? 07:06 - Bonnie Blue Balls 09:28 - Super Chin 13:41 - He’s New Money 19:17 - We Don’t Know His Side 21:16 - Please Touch It 24:26 - Biblical Sodomy 31:21 - Blinded By C*m 35:04 - Girls Are Cold 38:58 - Sexual Deviants 43:24 - This B*tch!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Welcome to the golden age of manspreading. Henry VIII (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Fat Hero 04:01 - The West Has Fallen 05:55 - Monkey Poo 09:42 - Real Tennis 12:57 - Turkish Mad & Sad 15:42 - Couldn’t Hack It 19:03 - You Had One Job 21:05 - Stop Asking Historians  24:46 - I Like Them Stinky 28:14 - The Spanish Milf 30:41 - Milk Gone Bad 33:08 - Woof Woof 37:10 - The Sexual Terrorist  40:32 - Transformational Blue Balls 43:36 -  Truffling Away 47:16 - That’s A Good Friend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Picasso's ideal woman? Goddess in the streets, doormat in the sheets. Great Artists (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Ski Trip 05:56 - Goddesses And Doormats 12:38- Sucking C*ck 18:55 - Cumbuckets 22:19 - Awoo!! 25:26 - Fat Elvis 29:44 - Gouge Their Eyes Out 34:22 - He Loved It 41:39 - It’s Like Love Island 45:04 - Successfully Yeah 50:01 - Italy Is A Wet Suit  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are allies of the LGBT community. Great Artists (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - I Don’t Dream 05:30 - Edinburgh Whinge Festival  10:50 - French Upskirting 13:40 - A Difficult Pint 17:53 - He’s Binary 21:51 - He’s An Incel  25:07 - Not Today  28:47 - Fin’s School Trip 33:58 - Bullet Bullet Bullet 36:46 - Charlie’s Favourite Color 38:57 - It’s Crap 41:58 - Hitler’s Biopic 49:55 - He Can’t Even Kill Himself  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Um actually, we winter in Ukraine. The Great Northern War (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Ozempic Economy  05:33 - WhatsApping God 11:55 - Fox Tossing 15:09 - Take Your Pants Off 22:33 - Regional Gang Bang 26:46 - Latte Papa 31:04 - Tom And Jerry Stuff  35:07 - A Generationally Bad Hairline 39:43 - Korean Borat 44:22 - He Volleys It 46:20 - Friendship Hotel 51:00 - Pre-Cranberry Juice  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Warning, the rabbits in this series have not been cooked properly. The Great Northern War (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Truss Is Britain  03:33 - It’s A Whole Team 07:18 - Russia Is Russia-ing 10:56 - No He’s Fine!  14:44 - Post Stamp Clarity 18:03 - She’s The Box 20:50 - Give Dwarfs The Roles 23:52 - Beavo’s Front Line 27:35 - The Graceful Retirement  30:09 - Horatio’s Entourage 34:46 - Exposure Therapy 39:28 - The Beard Tax 41:21 - Charlie’s Crime  46:56 - Bibs!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up, we’ve entered the empathy void.     Beauty Standards (Part Two)  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - Bollocks  04:03 - Just The Tip  09:39 - Practical Muscles  14:06 - The Ultimate Triangle  17:07 - Money Talks  21:14 - Trail Mix  29:02 - The Irish Head  34:36 - And A Thumb  36:19 - Fin’s Beard  41:06 - Brazilian Brain Lift   43:45 - The Denim Phrenology   46:42 - The Cheeseburger  52:04 - Hair’s Back  57:17 - Beckham’s Cornrows    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy joins us fresh from the salons as we find out that, in conclusion, there are no stunners.     The History of Beauty Standards (Part One)  This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.    For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠   Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  00:00 - The Samurai Injury  08:25 - The Ideal Woman   12:12 - I’m Jealous  16:32 - The Bush Is Back   19:28 - Dream Job  23:32 - Fat Guy Drip   26:06 - Softly Serving C*nt  29:36 - There’s no real stunners  34:36 - He’s A Polymath  38:32 - Our First Phrenology   44:36 - We’re Young Boys  48:31 - I Feel Skinny  52:47 - Supersize Vs Super Skinny  54:49 - It Was An Opposite Decade  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices