We’re All Cucks, But Some Of Us Never Found the Right Chair | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 4/10)

There’s a cuck inside us all.   The Napoleonic Wars (Part Four)    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - It’s Dad’s Night   03:24 - Intellectual Slaggery  10:23 -  A Proud Cuck  16:24 - The Devils Threesome  19:38 -  Rock And A Hard Place  23:21 - Drinking The River Nile  27:28 - The Signet Ring  31:50 - Stuck In A Portaloo  39:22 - Crayfish Picking   46:26 - Charlie’s Lizard  48:56 - Finleonic Code  52:33 - Gavin Plumb  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.   Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ ⁠You Cannot Rob A Bossman.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Three). The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor   Chapters: 00:00 - They Bodied   02:44 - Auto Erotic Hum Actually 05:46 - Sacre Blut 10:08 -  Chinese Security Guard   17:10 - Did You Know That? 20:02 - Adrian Chiles 24:03 - Never Rob A Bossman   27:53 - Biscuits 31:04 - Bust For Your Country 37:19 - 18th Century 9/11 41:17 - Blinded By Greatness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You must hate the french like you hate the devil.  The Napoleonic Wars (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor   This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Who’s That Up There?   05:45 - They’re Noises 09:05 - Captain Suckling 12:09 - Jackass But Drama 16:54 - Dull As Dishwater 20:54 - Solid As A Rock 26:16 - A Ship of The Line   31:05 - He’s A Man Of Action 35:31 - He’s Got Big Balls 39:54 - Such A Bloke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Introducing Napoleon, the man who invented propaganda.    The Napoleonic Wars (Part One)   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Opening Animation 1:21 - It’s Time For The Boys 06:24 - The Glorious Death 10:52 - French Hitler 16:13 - He’s Like Messi  18:21 - He Looks Like He Smells 21:41 - You’ll See 24:44 - He Wrote Smut 27:51-  What’s Scabies?  32:44 - She Had Black Teeth 38:23 - Real History  42:54 - The Mental Health Guy 47:58 - I Could Do This  50:51 - Napoleon’s Dog 53:45 - Josephine’s Affair  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get The Vag In. #KeepPoliticsOutOfHorseracing     The Suffragettes (Part Two)   Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.     The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 - Do Girls Do That?   05:46 - This Is Terrorism   07:59 - Sexy Calling Card  11:38 - Sex Tourism Is Necessary  14:02 - Duck Duck Goose   17:20 - Get The Vag In  19:39 - A Lone Growler   22:49 - This Is Such A Mess   28:15 - Who Married A Horse?   32:21 - Death By Misadventure  38:19 - Deeds Not Words   42:37 - Still Holding On   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

 Introducing The Suffragettes, AKA the first annoying women.    The Suffragettes (Part One)    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠   Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  Chapters: 00:00  - Fannyban  05:33 - You Can’t Imprison Your Wife?   07:47 - Stand Up!  10:34 - The First Fanny  16:38 - Awoo!!  20:46 - Spit On That Thang  23:55 - I Paid For Everything  28:02 - Weaponising Girl Dinner  32:48 - Jumped Off?  37:21 - Jiu Jitsu  39:54 - Bit Burpy  46:55 - Male Suffragettes  51:06 - Emily Spankhurst  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know what they say, one woman's ick is another woman's kink. Henry VIII (Part Four) Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Henry’s Therapy 03:44 - The Ambassador Of Gout 08:35 - The Divorced Dad 13:19 - Walking Food Bin 19:53 - That’s My Boat 25:47 - The Golden Age Of Uncles 28:32 - Whale On A Beach 32:38 - Personal Growth  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Henry's back, and he's fallen off his lime bike. Henry VIII (Part Three) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Lime Bike Leg 03:35 - Prada Willy 06:38 - A Suckling Sumo Wrestler 07:26 - Dog Breath 11:35 - Cut It Off 16:34 - He’s A Feminist  20:43 - She’s A Hoarder 23:10 - Horrible Stew 27:31 - Quill Stuff 29:16 - The Cod Piece Enthusiast  36:28 - She’s Not A Laugh 39:41 - No Means No 43:52 - An Episode Of Scrubs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Um actually, the straightest thing you can do is be with a bloke. Henry VIII (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - It’s A Facade 03:38 - What’s Going On There? 07:06 - Bonnie Blue Balls 09:28 - Super Chin 13:41 - He’s New Money 19:17 - We Don’t Know His Side 21:16 - Please Touch It 24:26 - Biblical Sodomy 31:21 - Blinded By C*m 35:04 - Girls Are Cold 38:58 - Sexual Deviants 43:24 - This B*tch!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Welcome to the golden age of manspreading. Henry VIII (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - The Fat Hero 04:01 - The West Has Fallen 05:55 - Monkey Poo 09:42 - Real Tennis 12:57 - Turkish Mad & Sad 15:42 - Couldn’t Hack It 19:03 - You Had One Job 21:05 - Stop Asking Historians  24:46 - I Like Them Stinky 28:14 - The Spanish Milf 30:41 - Milk Gone Bad 33:08 - Woof Woof 37:10 - The Sexual Terrorist  40:32 - Transformational Blue Balls 43:36 -  Truffling Away 47:16 - That’s A Good Friend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices