Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 224, E.T. Storybook with Lydia Bugg

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg! Hey 80's kids! We all loved Thriller, we all adored E.T.! Would you believe the spirit of these two titans of 1980's pop culture merged into one hateful sack of fetid audio swill so repugnant that it had to be litigated out of its very existence?? Grab a shovel and join the DOGGZZONE as we excavate the remains of the E.T. audio book read by everyone's favorite megastar hermit pervert, Michael Jackson, (for kids!) ...And we won't stop till we say you've had enough.

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for REDACTED. ███████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████peaches███████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████what███████████████████ █████hath█████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████we█████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████wrought████ Millions of ████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████peaches████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████GOD IS████████████████pisspisspiss███████████████peach.

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K! Extra Italian, extra sleepy, extra Estrada, EXTRA LARGE! From the depths of Italian television obscurity comes a spiritual successor to Hunk Week's sweaty slabs of beefy nonsense! Ingredients include extra PUNCH, extra OLD and extra... Winslow? YES! Never before has one man's singular "talent" ever been so underutilized to such great effect! A lumbering clobberfest awaits, set to the extra Euro New Jack Funk of Italy's very own, EXTRA LARGE!

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power the machinations of the child grinder that is capitalism? Blood, destitution, audible teeth gnashing.. sure, BUT at a nail bitingly close fourth, MUSIC! Join the DOGGZZONE, sit a spell and take a listen, won't you?

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! Hop into the fight sedan, now glance at a capoeira poster... you are now wildly overqualified to swing savagely into oblivion with the DOGGZZONE!

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved, there's fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits... something for kids of all ages!

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode of BLADESMEN! Ocean Edition Volume: Guh? We find our hero's right where we left off... having done something, somewhere and at some point in time! No time for lukewarm adventure? Skip to the end for the darkest of PxRNHUB's most nefarious categories!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's ok, totally consensual. Really think about it. What do you imagine? It's probably very oily, a little funky, VERY hunky... a little chunky? NO. PREMATURE EJACULATION EVERY TIME. ALL THE TIME. Find out more than you EVER wanted to know about just how quick a quicky can be as long suffering Fryda Wolff forgoes flailingly futile gambits to maintain sanity in the musty dank that is, THE DOGGZZONE.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! It's HUNK WEEK at the DOGGZZONE so get your lube ready, no more... I don't think you understand, MORE. Now slather it all over and get ready for some skinemax style hunks the likes of which you've probably seen if you're a fan of Green Arrow! They're young, dumb and showin' bums, they are the magical himbo hunks of Dante's Cove! Seriously though... MORE LUBE.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Ever wanna see Pazuzu whip the horses eyes? Does Klinger's beguilement at equestrian acrobatics tickle your darkest desires? Does the cryptic musings of Bo Derick twist your chaps in knots? The fucks wrong with you? Let's find out as the DOGGZZONE visits the rodeo! Also Pee Wee Herman's there.