Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 219, BLADESMEN: Wacky Underwater Adventure! with Michael Swaim

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power the machinations of the child grinder that is capitalism? Blood, destitution, audible teeth gnashing.. sure, BUT at a nail bitingly close fourth, MUSIC! Join the DOGGZZONE, sit a spell and take a listen, won't you?

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! Hop into the fight sedan, now glance at a capoeira poster... you are now wildly overqualified to swing savagely into oblivion with the DOGGZZONE!

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved, there's fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits... something for kids of all ages!

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode of BLADESMEN! Ocean Edition Volume: Guh? We find our hero's right where we left off... having done something, somewhere and at some point in time! No time for lukewarm adventure? Skip to the end for the darkest of PxRNHUB's most nefarious categories!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's ok, totally consensual. Really think about it. What do you imagine? It's probably very oily, a little funky, VERY hunky... a little chunky? NO. PREMATURE EJACULATION EVERY TIME. ALL THE TIME. Find out more than you EVER wanted to know about just how quick a quicky can be as long suffering Fryda Wolff forgoes flailingly futile gambits to maintain sanity in the musty dank that is, THE DOGGZZONE.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! It's HUNK WEEK at the DOGGZZONE so get your lube ready, no more... I don't think you understand, MORE. Now slather it all over and get ready for some skinemax style hunks the likes of which you've probably seen if you're a fan of Green Arrow! They're young, dumb and showin' bums, they are the magical himbo hunks of Dante's Cove! Seriously though... MORE LUBE.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Ever wanna see Pazuzu whip the horses eyes? Does Klinger's beguilement at equestrian acrobatics tickle your darkest desires? Does the cryptic musings of Bo Derick twist your chaps in knots? The fucks wrong with you? Let's find out as the DOGGZZONE visits the rodeo! Also Pee Wee Herman's there.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Jason Pargin to the DOGGZZONE! How do you save a dying town in the late 80's? Why, through cunning use of systemically racist hiphop! Join the DOGGZONE as they spit hot bars in the face of terrible white peoples' misguided desperation and soul crushing embarrassment!

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyderm fetish circuses... ah, the bodacious neon glow of memories from a better time, a hunkier, sexier time where the most Belvidere of misters and the sexiest of elephants called home. Yes, the 80's, renown for it's C-List part time carnies and birth place of all kinks known to men & women, AND ONLY MEN & WOMEN. The 80's... come and sit a spell. Also wiggle when you do it, she seems to like that.

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LONG AWAITED comic book series extravaganza that is: LIBERALITY FOR ALL! You lucky sonsabitches thought we wouldn't, nay, COULDN'T bring LIBERALITY FOR ALL to the unwashed masses, but after much hardship, handwringing and hangovers we are proud to finally present to you and yours, absolutely NOTHING OF VALUE in it's most perfected and pristine form!