First dates

The girls discuss red flags. Simple as that. From wannabe psychologists to "having no social media" and owning 3 phones, the girls delve deep into the secret lives of men you should avoid. 

The girls discuss the 4 (and a half) types of men that exist, following Kirsty's viral tweet that gained a total of 2 likes. Come savour the wide range of men, from ready salted to cheese and onion. These flavours are bound to disappoint and entertain, much like a pack of cheap crisps.

The girls discuss how middle-aged men in "unhappy marriages" are coping in these trying times. From bad attempts at flirting with young girls in the office, to building an extension in the family home so he can listen to his old records. These men must be losing it without being able to cheat. Will somebody please think of the men?!

Created by two philosophers and self titled Scottish treasures, these women have travelled far and wide and came to the healthy conclusion that all men are the same - identical - uninteresting. They all sleep on a dusty mattress on the floor with a dirty old pillow, under an exposed lightbulb, a stack of DVDs for a side table, and the only form of decoration is a tub of protein powder.