SPECIAL MINI-MATCH - R16 Port Adelaide v Carlton

Jack Heverin is in for JB and Bill takes a deep dive on Hev's previous gigs; We're joined by Collingwood's Tom Mitchell fresh from the Pies win over Carlton; Bern delivers another bumper edition of Nuff; and we've probably had the shortest quiz ever. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is Jack Heverin, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian BarrettSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny steps into the Host's Chair in Howie's absence, and Isaac Smith is our special guest co-host. Browny thinks Isaac is responsible for our good ratings, and the boys talk about their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts Joey Montagna and Browny in his Slaughterhouse, and the boys review day 1 of the 2nd Test between Australia and the West Indies. North Melbourne celebrated 100 years last night, and Browny's son may be taking after his old man a little too much. The boys have some Hot Tips to make your life better, then Browny's Top 5 is the best quotes from Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis. Isaac reveals Jack Gunston's build up to kicking 7 goals against North last week, Browny's Health Hotline touches on pre-packaged meals, and Chief puts the boys through a spelling bee. As we go full footy mode, the boys ask if the Western Bulldogs are actually in contention to win the flag, and it's Damo vs Kane Cornes again in Media Wars. Collingwood defender Billy Frampton calls in ahead of tonight's game against Carlton, there's a big investigation into where the footage of Chua falling off his chair has gone, and Damo whips around the league with some last minute Round 17 news.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with a reflection on Isaac losing the plot during Port Adelaide and Carlton next week, then turn our attention to Jay Z's Top 50 AFL players article - as Isaac and K-Mac have a few questions. Zach Reid's hamstring injury is cause for alarm at the Bombers, then we turn it over to Ash Chua - who is at ground level with North Melbourne's Centenary celebrations - to do a bit of Roaming Chua. He speaks to Jack Ziebell, John Longmire, and Wayne Schwass. The Queen's Queries looks at scrapping the bounce, and the team's favourite Kangas. Then Isaac talks about club culture in his Premiership Piece, K-Mac tells us what Carlton needs to show tomorrow night, and we hear a pre-game rev up from Two-Time North Premiership Coach Denis Pagan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's officially "big boy month" according to Daisy Thomas - everyone's going on holidays but he, Damian Barrett and Joey Montagna are all here! Tom Lynch's five-game ban fallout, North Melbourne's centenary celebrations, will Sydney/Fremantle go ahead at the SCG, do Carlton show up against Collingwood + the boys have to tip one upset this week with the top nine taking on the bottom nine this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny’s souvlaki scoffing world record, Rhino's investigation: Can Stevie J become a quiz master? | Footy Rhino's Footy News: Carlton mess, Brad Lloyd, Dean Cox & the new Lions ruckman? | Crows assistant coach Nathan Van Berlo | Gold Coast skipper Noah Anderson joins us | Daisy breaches Triple M security | The Random Top 5 - Stevie J's best moments of 2025 | Richmond's Jayden Short live in studio: his piercings, calf injury & looking good | Hitch Your Caravan - Trumps classic F-bomb | All the Good, Bad & Ugly from round 16 | Stevie J caught telling porky pies on airSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Saturday Rub is back in the Melbourne Triple M Studios and Bill puts on a stupid massive hat! Bern Nuffs the unexpected, we talk to Gold Coast's John Noble and the Bulldogs' James O'Donnell; and we cross to Barbados and speak to Alex Carey and Travis Head fresh from their first test win over West Indies. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian BarrettSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is one our loosest calls ever.... and the people have asked for it. Join Brenton Yates, Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Bernie Vince, Ethan Meldrum, Rhett Biglands as they turn Thrusday night's clash between Port Adelaide and Carlton into a very entertaining affair, including lots of craft, an Irish radio call, and your messages!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys start with their top headlines from the last 24 hours - including Carlton's big loss, and a hurdler who had some equipment difficulties. Chief puts the 3rd Umpire from the 1st Test in his slaughterhouse, and Browny is a little fatigued by charity spruikers. Chief puts the boys through a Back To School Quiz, then former Aussie cricket captain Aaron Finch calls in to discuss Australia's recent performances, and take Browny to task for what he said about Cam Green. The boys all have some Hot Tips to make your life better, Chief needs help with elevator etiquette, Browny spotlights fad diets in his health hotline, and we go through the numbers of the NBA Draft. Carlton are again under the spotlight after their horrendous lost to Port Adelaide, Browny thinks there's some audio that each of the boys want buried, and Damo responds to Kane Cornes take that the Sunday Footy Show is taking short steps. Sydney Swans CEO Tom Harley calls in to talk about his new role at the AFL, Browny features the Top 5 Sporting Chokes of all time, and Howie's found a magazine article that he's astonished Chief isn't in.   Triple M's Friday Huddle is Mark Howard, Jason Dunstall, Nathan Brown, and Damian Barrett.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with a conversation about the AFL's best golfer, before Isaac talks about Hawthorn's Premiership Reunion party last weekend, then K-Mac comes off the long run over former North Melbourne players boycotting the 100th anniversary event due to AFLW players being invited. The team discuss Carlton's season, and what has led to their poor record so far. Plus they chat about Michael Voss' future, and if anyone on the list is off-limits. Some big team news lands, with Jake Lever being dropped at Melbourne, then Port Adelaide assistant Chad Cornes joins the show from the boundary, albeit after some hilarious technical difficulties. The Queen's Queries range from bad airport behaviour to the best concert you never went to, then Isaac turns to the 2015 Hawks for his Premiership Piece, and we wrap up all the latest news before bouncedown.   Triple M Footy's Thursday Rub is Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Kate McCarthy, and Jay Z Clark.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dale Thomas is back on the Midweek Rub with Joey Montagna and Damian Barrett - and has he rehashed another story on Agenda Setters last night? Joey's network snitched on Damien Hardwick, a bunch of stars are about to return, is Collingwood a game and a half better than everyone else, what next for Carlton and what exactly was on John Longmire's SD card from last year's grand final? That plus all your round 16 tips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.