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GET TICKETS TO SEE FRIENDS ONLY LIVE AT LAUGH BOSTON 6/25 The Karen Read verdict should be coming any day now, Candace Cameron speaks out against Liquid Death and horror movies, Doja Cat got manhandled by a fan, and Vance Boelter's roommate. On The Afters: A raw discussion about the Call Her Daddy documentary, "Call Her Alex" LINKS Vance Boelter Vance Boelter’s manifesto had dozens of pro-choice lawmakers on it Vance’s alleged roommate weeps while reading a text from him Man’s strange meals “W meal” Beanut Bowl Candace Cameron  Candace Cameron says she doesn’t even let people watch horror movies in her home because it opens the portal to something demonic  Karen Read closing arguments Defense closing argument in the Karen Read trial Commonwealth's closing argument in the Karen Read trial The Genius of Hank Brennan’s Closing Argument | Karen Read Trial Alessi’s daughter posts then deletes bizarre clip of her dad at a fundraiser Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Justin Bieber asks the paparazzi, “is it not clocking to you that I’m standing on business?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET TICKETS TO FRIENDS ONLY LIVE 6/25 @ LAUGH BOSTON WITH MOLLY MCPHERSON, 6/26 @ CITY WINERY BOSTON WITH SQUAREONEMALLGOTH A woman discovers her color blindness, Elon Musk dropped a nuke on his former bestie, a Scottish child shoots the shit while assembling a chicken wrap, and Kylie Jenner gave us the boob job tea. On The Afters: A stroll through cartel Instagram, NYC's chance at a Juggalo Mayor, and predator in Long Beach LINKS Elon v Trump The Independent has a live updating article How the nasty feud between Trump and Musk unfolded minute by minute Bonus: Trump underrated/funny tweets (let’s read these at the end so we don’t doom spiral) The Blue/Grey Couch User “im.krispy” posts to TikTok about trying to sell her blue chair, which a potential buyer keeps trying to tell her is grey Is she cracking? “It can’t be grey” Oh god. She holds up a grey blanket as an example of what blue is. She works in furniture staging LOL “are you responsible for millennial grey?” Girl takes the time to match colorways for her to show that it is, in fact, grey She probably has tritanopia, a type of colorblindness that’s from a lack of blue cone cells Karen A perfect timeline of events from January 29th from leaving the Waterfall to going to bed at 1 Meadows and back to 34 Fairview in the morning (with phone calls) AI movie trailer made by FKR of what they think happened that night Detailed testimony from John O’Keefe niece Scottish child This Scottish child has the soul of a woman in her 50s Kylie Boob Job Deets Kylie Jenner’s boob job confession Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 From The Eyes of Karen Read: AI demo Vivian Jenna Wilson teaches Hasan how to vogue Insane X account convinced Hasan is biologically female Saddam’s granddaughter is on TikTok now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET TICKETS TO FRIENDS ONLY LIVE 6/25 @ LAUGH BOSTON AND 6/26 @ CITY WINERY A dirty little meme fit for your grandparents is shocking young adults on TikTok, a North Korean cellphone, a Welch Five break-up, and Elon Musk tripping ballz. On The Afters: Perplexing subreddits, The Lola in Hoboken fights back against a former employee who has been slandering them LINKS Hair products IGK Disco Disco Shine Spray IGK Good Behavior 4-in-1 Detangler IGK Best Interest Air Dry Redkin Acidic Bonding Concentrate Shampoo Want a macaron? Know Your Meme - Want a macaron? A general explanation of the trend from a young man who seems legitimately scared? Noah Glenn Carter explains the “want a macaron” comments that are popping up on TikTok. People are replying to videos with an crude drawing of a woman holding a tray of macarons with her vagina out More images that are going around Elon Elon Musk is tripping balls in the Oval Office while standing next to Trump. He’s wearing a DOGE hat instead of a MAGA one. Best Clip “Drugs + Autism + Dense assortment of neurons = Overworking genius” LOL Did Steven Miller give Elon his black eye? The Democrats post a cuck chair North Korean Phone Smuggled Out Oppa to Comrade pipeline Welsh Five Tea Gender reveal mini vlog Charly Anne’s Video Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Brain surgeon does origami Former In-N-Out cook shows you how to recreate the burger perfectly at home Son eats grandad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET TICKETS TO SEE FRIENDS ONLY LIVE  A.I. soulmates, Nancy Grace's coverage of Diddy, a detailed theory about the deaths of Simon Monjack and Brittany Murphy, and Elon's freak out continues. On The Afters: Ethan Klein goes after Taylor Lorenz, Brittany Furlan's embarrassing catfishing incident, and the new UK reality show "Virgin Island." LINKS Beckie Jones Updatechat Welcome to our cribNancy Grace  Nancy Grace is covering Diddy and it’s exactly what you’d expect (tootsie roll at 13:58)  Brittany Murphy theory “Has anyone seen these photos of Brittany Murphy’s mom and her husband Simon Monjack? WEIRD!” Rose West book Rose West: The Making of a Monster “Modern AI is just building God” Man gets emotional discussing his relationship with ChatGPT and how he can’t wait to hug it one day Elon Musk  Elon Musk is freaking out about this piece from The Atlantic Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Crisp BottomsWhy is this man saving the bottoms of the bags of crisps? What for?Worries about going hungry This mum is scared that if she leaves the house for an hour her daughter will starve r/Weddingattireapproval OP showed up to the wedding attire approval subreddit with jokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

⁠Get tickets for Friends Only Live in Boston on 6/25 at Laugh Boston and 6/26 at City Winery⁠ Eurovision 2025 happened just in time for Tiffany to be back from her b-day vaycay, Karen Read made a video for a teenage girl while she was out with her attorney this week, A.I. baby videos are a hit with the boomer crowd, and Trump shares an absolutely bonks blind item about his billionaire friend and the fat shot drug. On The Afters: Tiffany's true crime obsessions, Kylie Jenner's BFF Stassie comes clean about BBL, Chris Brown arrested in the UK LINKS Cast iron casserole dish in colour: Thyme Kid’s talent show Eurovision The mixed reaction to Israel’s performance from inside the stadium Anti-genocide demonstrators restrained during Israel’s performance 8 ways Eurovision is rigged for Israel  Karen Read Karen Read at bahs making Cameos for 14-year-old girls Karen Read AI Free Karen Read has been losing their minds over these AI videos of the major players in the case as babies karenreadtrial.ai page Trump tours the Middle East Blasts ‘gay anthem’ YMCA in Saudi Arabia Mysterious successful businessman taking the ‘fat jab’ Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Cody Ko launched an oatmeal brand Woman's outfit causes insane optical illusion Tana Mongeau wants to peg Jeff Bezos Not enough pies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Author, podcaster, and Trendawg Nora McInerny joins Molls this week to talk about the DashCon of erotic book festivals, why the Cradle Catholics are beefing with the Catholic Clout Farmers, and how r/WeddingAttireApproval done goofed. Make sure you ⁠follow Nora's Substack, Feelings & Co.⁠ On The Afters: Millenial wedding cringe and the importance of checking teens for bad behavior GET TICKETS TO FRIENDS ONLY LIVE IN BOSTON ON JUNE 25TH WITH MOLLY MCPHERSON LINKS Trending with Nora Brick - Use code NORA for 10% off Trending with Molly Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot Moscow Murders Dateline episode A Million Lives - Baltimore Book Festival  Original video from percijay_fantasy author Perci Jay’s website Catholic Drama Cradle Catholics vs converts - Sprucewoodboys video r/Weddingattireapproval Update! Kind of a miss  Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Helper or missing person?  https://www.reddit.com/r/DoWeKnowThemPodcast/s/Cmed7CE3cH Man held in prison accused of attempted kidnapping when he was simply being friendly and brown skinned?! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86S2wta/  Vivian responds to TMZ posting a video of her dancing with a headline about her dad  https://www.threads.com/@vivllainous/post/DJcYSNBP4R9?xmt=AQF0VnOAiUyjMucdaxTxCeLbA_GVveI06Dea9CqhaXMYcA FWIW, she’s fab  https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/09/elon-musk-daughter-vivian-drag-party/ Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MAY 8TH TICKETS- Friends Only Live at Westside Comedy in Santa Monica! A thought experiment from 2020 resurfaces, The Costco Guys drop another hit, Mark Zuckerberg appeared on Theo Von's podcast, and Rob Schulte (subbing in for Tiff) has qualms with Seth Rogan's "The Studio." On The Afters: Karen Read updates, Limp Bizkit news, and Mary-Kate and Ashley tea... LINKS Big Justice Keep on Bringing the boom Lebron’s a boom 1 gorilla vs. 100 men Thought experiment from 2020 is regaining popularity in 2025 - If 100 men fought 1 gorilla, who would live? 1 Gorilla vs. 100 Swifties The Barstool take Who should be in the 100 men ChatGPT explains how humans would have a chance Mark Zuckerberg on Theo Von Zuckerberg says he’s rawdogging life Zuccy got that bunky Mark answers the question “is social media bad?” Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kanye posts a video crashing out because he’s been kept from his children and says he’s gay "I'm so hungry I could eat Peter Pan" Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉 https://grifin.app.link/OwEoa7ucgxb $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GET TICKETS to FRIENDS ONLY LIVE! May 8th at Westside Comedy in Santa Monica and June 25th at Laugh Boston JoJo Siwa dumped her girlfriend immediately after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, influencer Sammi Jefcoate didn't appreciate having the price of her bracelet stack announced, TikTokers pranked their loved ones by announcing that they were so hungry they could eat their Facebook friends, and Deion Sanders' son Shedeur had a bumpy NFL Draft weekend. On The Afters: A Redditor's boyfriend has been relieving himself in a plastic Rugrats bowl, Kanye wishes Paris Hilton was his baby mama, "Show it to me, Rachel" has jumped the shark LINKS Sammie’s Bracelet Stack Original video Willow’s blocked Why she blocked her Shedeur Sanders  Night one of Shedeur Sanders’ draft party Day two of Shedeur Sanders’ draft party (11:20- 12:33 for prank call) The other side of the Shedeur Sanders prank phone call “The downfall of Shedeur Sanders will be studied for a generation” They found the guys who did it JoJo JoJo dumped her girlfriend Kath at the Celebrity Big Brother afterparty  “Jojo siwa, straight or siwa, jojo see ya to my lesbianism” JoJo Siwa’s audition for the live action Tangled I’m so hungry “I’m so hungry I could eat Fizz” “Telling my mom I’m so hungry I could eat her ex-boyfriend from high school that she never told me about” Telling my mom I’m so hungry I could eat one of her Facebook friends Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Pope Francis meeting some old friendsCan these Aussie twins speak without the other talking? Pari from Love on the Spectrum on Kiss 108 talking about the T https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8j3uGm3/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get Tickets: Friends Only Live MAY 8th in Santa Monica, June 25th in Boston Black Mirror is back, Addison Rae's new single has a chokehold on Molly, and iDubbbz brings back Content Cop to give his old buddy a wake up call. On The Afters: Woman loses vision from injectable, Wendy's vs. Katy Perry, and Lori Vallow's green chili chicken enchiladas. LINKS Trending with Molly Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot Glow Black Rice Peeling Ampoule (bomb exfoliant) Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot Glow White Rice Peeling Ampoule (same bomb exfoliant but different) Headphones On - Addison Rae music video Big names in music are praising the song (Whitney Houston?!) Accountability for doubting the authenticity of Addison’s American Apparel hoodie Black Mirror Have you watched? One thing I don’t think is a spoiler but is cool (“Shut Up and Dance” tie-in) Content Cop idubbbz brings back Content Cop for H3 (Ethan Klein) “Wake up, Ethan” opening segment with Hasan, Denims, Frogan, and SeanDaBlack Ethan gets petty while reacting to the video Hasan points out how Ethan destroys his personal relationships and deems former friends villians. Everything he does is content. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Azealia Banks Azealia Banks spoke out on X about regretting her vote for Trump https://www.reddit.com/r/azealiabanks/s/JePjlfyUgX What’s your favorite TikTok rabbit hole right now? https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokgossip/s/DiWD0yYu1m How to do one finger phone trick  https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8juG3Hr/ The hardest Jesus edit of the easter season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TICKETS FOR THE FRIENDS ONLY LIVE SHOW 5/8 IN SANTA MONICA AND 6/25 IN BOSTON Katy Perry and Gayle King's dubious space mission, Celebrity Big Brother UK, Coachella weekend 1, an elderly man's AI lawyer, and a video game that encouraged sex crimes gets yanked. On The Afters: Molly responds to Turtle Boy and unhinged ways to spy on someone LINKS Michael Fabricant’s wig  https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jyeE5t/ No Mercy Video game encouraging rape and incest removed from major gaming platform in the UK Gameplay The game developer’s statement Coachella Gaga opens her show with Bloody Mary / Abracadabra / Judas Bernie at Coachella Bernie Sanders opened for Clairo at Coachella China China is pulling back the curtain and showing us how much they make designer bags for China is spilling the beans https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jUbtcs/ AI Lawyer Man tries to use an AI lawyer A “big, beautiful hunk of a guy” called Jim Space girls  Katy Perry is interested in STEM Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Performance art? A guy in New Zealand had a crowd come watch him fold a fitted sheet Catching Preds SOSA Undercover is back and on YouTube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices