The Slammer

Welcome to the grand finale of series 7!!!We love doing our Tracy Beaker episodes, and we hope that you still love listening to them. This one comes with warnings of death and bereavement chat - it's always an emotional one when it comes to Tracy Beaker so proceed with caution as usual.In case you don't remember the details of the TSOTB timeline, series 4 is the Wellards, Jackie's grandpa, Sid, and THE MUSICAL EPISODE!Thank you so much for staying with us for all this time and APOLOGIES for the lateness of this episode. (Elsie finished the edit, lost all her work, cried, and then did the work again.)Other topics: weird plants Meg's dad has made her eat, "slop breakfast", and really mean and nasty things the Thots call each other.Thank you as always for your support. We don't know when season 8 will happen but in the meantime, we have other projects on the go and you should expect to hear from us soon!Now BOG OFF.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They made a fifth one, why not?This is a clip from our latest Patreon bonus episode. If you want to support the show, you already are by being here and listening, but if you want to support it even MORE, why not consider subscribing?https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTV Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chocks away Buster!What can we say about The Koala Brothers? It's a nice show made by British people about Australian animals who live on a homestead in the Outback. What more do you want from us?Digressions include Laura's complicated feelings about olives, times when spoilers can enhance the viewing experience, and quirky millennial copy for drinks company startups.Stay tuned for a very important announcement about the future of Thots TV.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"And as if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared."Mr Benn is a gay communist. In this essay we will...Other topics include bizarre and inappropriate birthday cards we have gifted each other, our love for Mika, and desserts that were all the rage at 1970s dinner parties.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch mah chops, Burneh!Watch My Chops is a show we know nothing about. Made in France, dubbed in England, Broadcast in Australia... there are so many questions about this mysterious cartoon and we have not answered them.All we can say for sure is that this is the fourth show we have covered featuring our absolute boy Keith Wickham. We love him, and we cannot wait to discuss him again which we definitely will.Other subjects include how bad the UK is at learning languages, the UK/US divide surrounding circumcision, and the short-form video content we consumed during the covid lockdown of 2020.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting."The 60s are calling on the Alan Garner phone and it's finally the decade of the teenager! It's what we like to call an Els-indulgent episode, and these as you know, tend to be long (sorry).What you are about to hear is a spirited 2.5 hour long discussion of a landmark piece of children's media.The Owl Service is a soaringly romantic 1969 drama based on the 1967 book of the same name. It grapples with heady themes such as social class, generational trauma, jealousy, and betrayal. Many felt at the time that this psychosexual retelling of a Welsh folk-tale, playing itself out between three adolescents, was too adult for a child audience. It probably is, and that is one of the many reasons we love it.CW: brief discussion of sexual assault, and OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Give yourself a shiny!!!Here is some classic 2000s Cbeebies content for you. We've got puppets, we've got repetitive musical stings, and we've got learning about Places and Concepts.We also discuss daytime TV property shows, Sir Alan Sugar's recent Twitter activity, and the menace of magpies.We are so terribly sorry about the lateness of this episode, and we thank your for your patience. We all went to Greece for a week. To be fair, we really needed it.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's the Governor? YOU'RE THE GOVERNOR!!!This is a VERY important episode. The Slammer means a tremendous deal to us, it is one of the greatest shows ever made, and if you agree with us it means you have good taste and are really cool and pretty.It also happens to be a who's who of Thots TV favourites (well, mainly our Queen of Hearts Ian Kirkby).We also discuss in this episode the history of variety shows in Britain, the perviness of George Formby lyrics, and which uniform is the most sexy.If you can't sing, dance, or rhyme... DON'T DO THE CRIME!!!Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

QUAAAACK!It's the older (and not quite as good but still really good) cousin of Tots TV.Rosie and Jim is about two demonic imps who haunt a houseboat and ruin the lives of three adorable retired citizens.We also discuss Meg's online shopping habits, our A-level drama teacher, Laura's childhood McDonald's, and pneumatic tubes.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUGAR! SPICE! AND EVERYTHING NICE!It's a Laurisode once again. Meg and Elsie have NEVER SEEN THE POWERPUFF GIRLS and Laura is going to put an end to that.Other topics: Elsie's love of '66 Batman, Elsie's love of the Beatles, and a falling-out Meg and Laura had seven years ago.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at [email protected] - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.