True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)

REWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then!  Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & Steve's marriage starts to show. Back in Bon Temps Tara and Eggs are treated to bitchmade behavior when the water heater gives out. Arlene and Terry continue their flirtmance, and sam says some truly fucked up shit that would definitely get his employer ass sued! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina admits that she would clap erasers with Eric, Ash gets the ick from Bill's behavior, and Mikie wants to unheard the dreadful noises coming out of black eyed Arlene! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound**  This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous  poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!) And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina needs to collect herself after Eric’s blood has unexpected effects on Lala, Mikie has strong feelings about Scrappy (emphasis on CRAPPY) Doo, and Ash pulls YOU aside for a little side conversation!  And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill brings her scratched up ass to Fantasia for magical healing of the non-sexy variety! Meanwhile, both Tara and Jason worry that they're not where they should be, and Sam shows that he's a bitch. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie gets a new favorite euphemism,  Ash worries that Maryann is dangerous, and we get our first complicated look at Joyt(? Hoysica?)And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We  pick up where we left off last week! Layfayette is in grave peril, but remembers that even though the blood may be synthetic, Royce's  ass is magnetic! Sookie attempts to be a cool mom, and Eric gets a makeover!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina basks in Eric's final form, Mikie expresses his love Pam & Eric's bond,   and we Ash almost sprays the entire pod lab with an actual near spit-take! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Season two is here WITHOUT the months long wait and it is GIVING! Picking up where we left off, everyone is scandalized by the corpse found in Andy's vehicle, but Tara is downright horrified! Sookie gets a double whammy of shocking news, and Jason is just out in these Bon Temps streets joining the closest cult he can find!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we fangirl about Nan Flanna Bob, we worry about Lala's current state of being,  and we formally decide on the proper way to apologize to us,  And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

With Jason in the clink, Sookie's dedication to find out who the murderer is renewed, but her outspokenness about what she has discovered puts her in grave danger. Tara has landed herself in a bona fide resort, but is it the Devil in a Sunday hat? Arlene's kids finds some unsettling things in the garage as Season 1's mystery is finally exposed, leading us to a confrontation that had us SHOOOK! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Mikie gets crass (again), Alaina compares a character to a hotdog, and Ash offers some extremely valuable relationship advice that we should DEFINITELY commit to merch ASAP! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! This week we're going to share video of Ash coming to grips with who the murderer of the season is! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sookie cozies up to Sam to do some sleuthing to figure out who the murdered girl in her vision was, and has some WILD thoughts about how important she is to Bill. Jason & Amy navigate their relationship issues, and take one last trip. Tara is denied by Lettie Mae, but makes a new influential friend with a penchant for giant- Paul Bunion pigs. Meanwhile, Bill completes the ritual welcoming his newly sired vampire daughter Jessica, and she is hilariously annoying.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh the love for Deborah Ann Woll begins, Lala has an iconic moment, and Ash's heart falls out of her ass because of an incoming fax!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sookie reacts correctly to finding Sam naked on the foot of her bed, but spends the rest of the episode acting like an absolute asshole. Tara has her exorcism and slays her demon, but it doesn't stick. Meanwhile, we get a glimpse behind the curtain, and watch as Bill is punished for murdering a vampire by creating another.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about teachable vampire turning moments, Ash theorizes hard about who the killer is, and Mikie rejoices at some buttermilk biscuits!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we continue to drag the piece of garbage that Amy is, Alaina has to recover from an epic swoon, and Ash's canine suspicions prove correct!And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.