Toots Up in the Pool

The hilarious Alec Mapa joins Big Dipper and Meatball to talk about gay culture going mainstream, the power of unapologetically being yourself, and why younger gays need to embrace aging. Alec breaks down the art of doing a circuit party right, tries to explain hanky codes, and even reveals his safe word. Meanwhile, Meatball recounts projectile vomiting while driving, and Dipper confirms once and for all that he’s not into foot play. Plus, a little poop on the dancefloor might just be what brings the community together.Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Dipper and Meatball are back with another chaotic catch-up as they ask the most important question facing America today: will Ben Affleck and JLo get back together? On a drive from LA to SF, Dipper encounters a disturbing amount of roadside cow activity and attends a wild muscle party. Meanwhile, Meatball claims she can literally smell steroids sweating out of gym boys and she narrates a porno live on air. They also debate the deeper cultural meaning of pup play and take listener voicemails about kink discoveries and Oprah leaves a voicemail! As always, it’s messy, hilarious, and just a little bit unhinged.Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome drag legend Lady Bunny for a big wigged romp where they debate the true meaning of the word “lover," discuss Bunny’s oversized testicle and the eternal struggle of tucking, and expose Meatball for being a dress thief. Bunny reminisces about working at the iconic Pyramid Club with longtime friend RuPaul and shares why bottle service is slowly killing gay clubs. The trio gets philosophical about why gays have superior taste in music and why, before we had rights, we definitely had taste. Plus, Bunny spins the SICK Wheel and tells a wild story involving a hot dog vendor, cab rides in drag, and some very questionable late-night decisions.Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball put on their tiniest hats and debate co-authoring a memoir together while Meatball plans the perfect night out for you and your date. They break down how their chaotic musical numbers actually get crafted, discuss whether Kylie Jenner might secretly be able to act, and Meatball makes the shocking announcement that she’s officially taking a break from drinking. Plus: the growing epidemic of tech neck, and a serious question: should the Sloppy Seconds voicemail inbox just become an apology hotline at this point?Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Kevyn Fong fresh off spotting him in Vegas at the GayVN Awards, and the chaos only escalates from there. The trio dive into growing up in Vegas, becoming an internet personality, making millennial gaysian content, vocal stims, Britney’s long-overdue comeback, social media detoxing, and the shocking revelation that Dipper has zero group chats. Kevyn flips the script on SLANT MY NAME, spins the SICK Wheel to tell a story about getting caught by the cops mid-hookup, while Dipper revisits his steam room star era and Meatball dishes on the Dick Dock in P-Town.Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Dipper and Meatball are back on the good microphones this week and sounding expensive, just like overpriced mozzarella sticks. They spill on desert sexual escapades, Meatball winning four Precinct Awards, her scene-stealing fake mustache, and the harrowing moment she realized she accidentally poisoned herself in the dressing room. Plus, Dipper crafts the perfect sandwich, they debate bathhouses banning silicone lube, shout out their favorite LA restaurant recs, and take your calls, including one flawless voicemail that needed absolutely no notes.Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome drag powerhouse Sapphira Cristál to talk hooking up in drag with ex-cons, eating pizza in P-Town, judging chaotic twink pageants, and why the cost of drag is anything but cheap. Plus, a tease of her upcoming comedy tour “One Slue Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Dipper spirals over gay people who don’t get the joke while Sapphira drops wisdom, glamour, and just enough delusion to keep it fabulous. On SICK, Sapphira recounts a marathon hookup involving a human super soaker, Meatball gets called an “aged daddy,” and Dipper admits he needs a full 12 hours to restock his “supply.”Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi beloved Slops! Please bear with the chaotic audio vibes this week as Big Dipper and Meatball record Sloppy Seconds fully feral from their Palm Springs AirBNB during IBC, because nothing says professionalism like airplane flyovers and desert delirium! This week, Meatball drives straight from Fat Slut to Palm Springs at 3AM, Dipper loses his dick ring somewhere in the house, they debate the psychology of Prince Albert piercings, discuss being force-fed milkshakes, and warn that there WILL be cheese toots in the pool. The IBC chaos starts now!Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big Dipper and Meatball welcome tattooed, gorgeous adult performer Troy Daniels to talk old internet screen names, wild Berlin nightlife, stripping at the Nob Hill Theatre in San Francisco, and why gays get the best bacteria from eating booty. The trio catch up on GayVN Awards chaos, swap ball-shaving techniques, and beg people to come up with better opening lines on the apps than “Hey”. Plus, Troy spins the SICK Wheel and proudly talks about getting his dick enhanced, Dipper recounts the first moment he truly felt slutty, and Meatball gets victimized by an aesthetician who said she has too much fat in her blood.Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball spiral from drag queens forgetting to take the metronome out of their numbers to whether they can single-handedly revitalize WeHo nightlife. They roast AI-generated hot muscle bear accounts while Meatball recounts getting into a harrowing screaming match over a parking spot and Dipper unpacks the evolution of the words he uses to label himself (from “husky” to “chubby” to “fat”). Listener voicemails about being a malewife and the joys of gayness do not disappoint while Dipper slips into full Uber-driver roleplay mode and grills Meatball about her life choices, which she claims will never include throwing either of her cats a birthday party.Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180!Or e-mail us at ⁠[email protected]⁠⁠FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS⁠⁠FOLLOW BIG DIPPER⁠⁠FOLLOW MEATBALL⁠⁠SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.