Ep. 326: Does Trump Think That All Sharks Are Catholic?

Surely it’s nothing that a show-tune or two can’t fix! A message from Michael Moore: Silence.  Thinking.  Then acting.  In that order. The internet. The television. The noise is not helping. The answers are already inside us. Enjoy the music. You did the right thing.  More to come… — Mike ******************** For more of  Michael’s work, subscribe to his Substack at https://www.michaelmoore.com/ Write to Mike: [email protected] ******************** Music featured in today’s episode: “Cheek to Cheek” — Fred Astaire, from Top Hat “Put On a Happy Face” — Dick Van Dyke & Janet Leigh, from Bye Bye Birdie “Some Enchanted Evening” — Giorgio Tozzi, from South Pacific “Climb Ev’ry Mountain” — Peggy Wood, from The Sound of Music “Singin’ in the Rain” — Gene Kelly, from Singin’ in the Rain “Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’” — Gordon MacRae, from Oklahoma! “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” — Cast of The Wizard of Oz (1939) “Everything’s Alright” — Yvonne Elliman & Ted Neeley, from Jesus Christ Superstar

It’s the eve of the 2024 election, with just about 36 hours to go until the polls close, and Michael Moore is feeling… honestly… pretty damn good.  And who knows — if we keep our foot on the gas and Get Out the Vote until the polls close tomorrow (Tuesday) night, he believes we just may wake up Wednesday morning feeling… well… pretty f**king great. Let’s do this! ******************** For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com Write to Mike: [email protected] ******************** Music: "Turntables" — Janelle Monáe ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/moore [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.

With just two weeks left until the election, Vice President Harris still won’t clearly say what she’ll do differently from Biden to end the U.S. taxpayer-funded slaughter of Gaza’s civilian population. Every poll shows the American people want a ceasefire now. If that’s what the people want, and you want to be their president, why won’t you support what the people want? They don’t want us to be Netanyahu’s bank and arms dealer. Why is that so hard to understand? Why are we risking  losing Michigan and the election? Kamala. Please.  ******************** For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com Write to Mike: [email protected] ******************** Episode Underwriters: 1) Babbel. Right now listeners of this podcast get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/moore. Rules and restrictions may apply. 2) Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/moore [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.

Even One Bibi, Who After the Slaughter of October 7th Then Created the Slaughter of October 8, 2023-October 7, 2024, Is Too Much. The Current Slaughter Is the One You and I Fund and Arm. Who Will Forgive Us? Vice President Harris, Please, Tell Us You'll Fix This. One year ago today, Michael Moore (and the rest of us) awoke to the devastating news that over 1200 civilians — mostly Jews — had been slaughtered in Israel, and lay dead in the streets. On today's episode, Michael not only reflects back on that fateful day, but he also uncovers the uncomfortable truths that surfaced in the days, weeks and months that followed, that led us to where we are today: Our tax dollars funding & arming an off-the-rails Netanyahu and his mass slaughter of innocent Palestinians — and now us Americans on the brink of being dragged by Netanyahu into a war with Iran. Also, only 4 weeks away from November 5th, Michael covers the latest lies and vitriol coming from the American Bibi, Donald J. Trump. Michael reveals the negative effect of our unwavering support of Netanyahu on Michigan voters, and pleads with Vice President Harris to do whatever she can, right now, to end the madness in the Middle East. Or, at the very least, tell the American people, the majority of whom support an immediate ceasefire, that she is going to do right by us and fix this as soon as she holds power. Finally, today is the LAST DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE in the following states: Arizona Georgia Florida Ohio Texas (no online registration) Arkansas Indiana Kentucky Mississippi (no online registration) Tennessee If you live in any one of the states above — or in Missouri, Oklahoma, Delaware, South Carolina, Oregon or West Virginia whose voter registration deadlines are later this week — check your voter registration online TODAY and make sure you are registered to vote! And if you aren't, or know someone who isn't, get registered NOW. There's only a few hours left. For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com Write to mike: [email protected] ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/moore [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.

Or is it just Hannibal Lecter? Or just the ones in Springfield, Ohio? For some bizarre, candidacy-ending reason, Trump is frightened mostly by visitors from Catholic countries. Is it the germs? Or is it the geese? For more of Michael's work, subscribe at MichaelMoore.com. ******************** Music in today's episode: "Dominique" — Debbie Reynolds in The Singing Nun ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/moore [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. ******************** Write to Mike: [email protected]

The killing of Palestinians continues. We are the bank. We are the arms dealer. President Biden, more blood on your hands. Please. Please. Stop. For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com ******************** Find a Debate Watch Party near you: https://www.mobilize.us/?q=debate%20watch ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/rumble [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features.

Michael Moore can't believe how the tables have turned. Two months ago, the result of our upcoming 2024 presidential election seemed a foregone conclusion, and a second Trump presidency seemed inevitable. But now — just 71 days before the November 5th election — Michael dares to feel hopeful that we may just elect not only our first woman president, but our most progressive! Also on today's episode, Michael discusses the one stain on an otherwise spotless Democratic Convention: Their disrespect of Palestinian-Americans by not letting a single one of them speak on the stage. Shame! We, their allies, will not be silent about the slaughter in Gaza.  More to come in Mike’s next Substacks and Podcasts! Sign up (it's free!) at Michaelmoore.com. ******************** Music in today's episode: "Lollipop" — The Chordettes ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/rumble [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. ******************** Write to Mike: [email protected]

The first steps in using Michael Moore’s 2024 Election Toolkit are easy: 1. Get your head on straight and put your game face on. Own this one important fact: YOU belong to the Majority! Most Americans have had enough of Trump. Most Americans believe in what Kamala believes in: women’s rights, basic freedoms, Justice for all, a home of one’s own, economic democracy, peace, and a fair shake for all. 2. Go Public! Take today and write your personal declaration to your friends and family as to why you’re voting for Kamala Harris and the Dems on November 5th. Put a sign in the yard. Sign up to volunteer at your local Democratic Party. There’s much work to be done! 3. Never forget: You are not alone! But if you vote alone, we lose. Join with other groups and like-minded people to make this election a historic movement to save our Democracy! More to come in Mike’s next Substacks and Podcasts! Sign up (it's free!) at Michaelmoore.com. ******************** This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/rumble [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. ******************** Write to Mike: [email protected]

Michael Moore sounds the bugle! Election Day is just 100 days from today. Does Trump even know what happened this week? Welcome to the New American Majority, Mr. Trump. There are more of us than there are of you! 79% of the voters in November will be either female, people of color or under 39 yrs old or a combination of all three! How are you doing with these groups of Americans? Well, enjoy the next 100 days! For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com ******************** Episode Underwriters: 1) Babbel. Right now listeners of this podcast get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/rumble. Rules and restrictions may apply. 2) Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/rumble [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. ******************** Write to Mike: [email protected]

A message from Michael Moore: "It’s definitely a unique strategy: Defeat Trump by letting Biden have a stroke (or worse). Here is the podcast version of my written plea for someone to please step in and get President Biden the medical evaluation and help he so obviously needs. An amazing one out of five of our 45 previous presidents have NOT made it to the end of their term. The Founders anticipated this and created an easy solution. We all voted for her in 2020 just in case of and for exactly this reason. Stop wasting another minute! We need every one of the next 122 days for the millions of us to be out there doing the work we must do to block Trump from returning to the White House.  President Biden, thank you for the good you have done. You will be remembered throughout the ages. But not if you let your enablers hound you into doing what your body is begging you not to do. Be the one who not only stopped Trump, but also the brave man who gave us our first woman in the Oval Office. She will complete your mission — and we will stand beside her.  THIS is your moment in history. Let the doctors examine you. Then do the right thing." For more of Michael's work, subscribe to his Substack at MichaelMoore.com ******************** Read Michael’s Substack column that today’s podcast is based on: “We Are Asking the Wrong Question About Joe Biden on this Fourth of July” ******************** The underwriter for today’s episode is Shopify. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/rumble [all lowercase] and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. ******************** Write to Mike: [email protected]