Forever Soup

The only polyamory podcast in an odd time signature. On this episode: The Threeagle looks at Threesome (1994) for "Is This Poly?!" and mostly comes away horrified at Stephen Baldwin's veiny neck. Next up, it's a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" with more sensual pleasure than the pod's neurological systems can handle. Assume the fetal position! Finally, protect your community's water source! It's a "Between Two Pervs" for a con man hawking kinky AIs. In case your kink is oligarchy. 

Papa can you hear my polyamory podcast? On this episode: NYC comedian, author, and storyteller Mindy Raf defies her allergies to join us for an "Animal Magnetism" on the age-old battle between chimps and bonobos (the chimps are the only ones fighting, though, while the bonobos are trying to resolve the conflict in their own way). She sticks around, against doctor's orders, for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" where the husband runs the profile and the wife... exists. Of course the 'cule asks about her "Sex Bits," and the truth comes out about her Streisand impression. But first! The Threeagle inexplicably talk about the history of the Foundling Wheel for way too long. It's a ferris wheel for babies! Much worse than it sounds! 

It's actually six muppets in a polyamory podcast suit. On this episode: NYC comic Quin Lamar speaks for all tall monogamous people everywhere. He might not be monogs for long — the Threeagle is swooping in to subject him to a session of "Compersion Therapy." But first! He must answer for monogamy's crimes — apparently it's been knocking over liquor stores? — in a good ol' fashioned "Monogamy RUOK?" And before all that? The mailbag opens itself to us for a "DM Sliders" — though Daniel already ate, according to Celia Rose Gooding. There may also be some "Sex Bits," but aren't there always? 

It's spooky season, decorative gourd season, and it's ALWAYS polyamory podcast season. On this episode: A Stubert slides in smooth for a very long-running sandwich metaphor on "DM Sliders," Next up, it's an "Ask the Amateurs" about feuding metas — the Threeagle are here to save your relationships, America! Finally, we've got a "Between Two Pervs" for a ballroom-dancing, dick-loving, violin-playing, Siberian Mar-a-lago dating coach who believes she's PERFECT for PolyAmateur Hour. We don't understand either. 

The cutest and most dangerous polyamory podcast. On this episode: Frequently naked comedian Billy Procida joins the Threeagle for an equally naked "Is This Poly?" about Oliver Stone's "Savages" staring the world's largest mezuzah. But first! They ask "Monogamy RUOK?" when a Redditer bitches about his AI metamours. They don't ask AI. Plus, we've got an "Ask the Amateurs" where a Stubert asks how many partners is too many. Spoiler alert: a cult is too many partners. 

It's the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot polyamory podcast. On this episode: No one asked for our opinions, but we've got so many to give. It's a "That Was Not a Question" about a fake influencer's fake polycule. Next up, an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get your ex and your next to get along. Finally, it's a "My Own Poly Idaho" from a Liverpool Stubert who shows us that Brighton isn't the only game in town. Are you Scousers ready? 

Beware our dastardly polyamory podcast! On this episode: The 'cule watches "Camp Miasma" and asks "Is This Poly?!" And if so, is it really "Camp OUR-asma"? Then, it's a "DM Sliders" about the joys and terrors — and golden PolyAmateur Hour classics — of New Relationship Energy. Can we come down now?? Finally, Daniel's got a "Bone to Pick" for when good comics make hack jokes about polyamory. We're only ugly when we won't date them, apparently. 

The polyamory podcasts they are a-changing. On this episode: The inimitable Mx. Dahlia Belle returns! She sits her booty hole down to talk about the wonder and horror of mid-coital sheep noises on "Sex Bits." She sticks around to conjecture wildly and passionately about the late Dolly Parton's open marriage on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does" where the polycule accuses him of gas-leaking, and a "Reed Alert" for the great state of Arkansas. Don't you just love it when a plan comes together? 

Open wide, it's a polyamory podcast! Choo-choo! On this Episode: Once again, we must ask, "Monogamy RUOK?" So we interrogate a Playboy/incel article that can see no possible reason why women don't date exclusively hot soulless jocks. Bonus segment! We break out the Dating Industrial Complex inbox and real awful email subject lines for a game of "Monogamy War." Next up, it's "Ask an Amateurs" about how bisexuals get visible. Surprise! They are hot. Finally, it's the segment feared and loved by every online dater: "Unhinged." There may or may not be a math-based pickup line. 

Funny, we don't look like a polyamory podcast. On this episode: The great Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, returns for her annual shenanigans. This time, she answers the call of the Stuberts for an "Ask the Amateurs" about coming out to conservative relatives via... memoir? After she gives out the good vibes, she sticks around for the bad. It's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" featuring the worst of Las Vegas: radical pubic shavers, a couple looking for a racist massage, and the titular hot Italian frank. But before all that, we've got a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a "Sex Bits" featuring both tongue improv games and crow play. Prepare yourself.