r/Retconned 2

The force in Star Wars is something very powerful. Porn is like the force.   For bonus premium episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

For the LONGEST time I was "oh, hell no, never......" But....... Over Time...... IF they are well taken care of and on the smoothet side......   For full bonus premium episodes, go to Patreon.com/MostControversial

Does anyone buzz cut their cat?   For bonus premium episodes, go to Patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Hey. Let it off your chest. Why does this hurt you, personally?   For full bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I'm not crazy but would I be able to keep a hamster with my quails.   For full bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I can't control my horny. From normal, incest to even gay stuffs.   For bonus premium episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

What celebrity would be eaten by a shark leaving only a finger?

The baby popped out of the woman head first and landed on it's head. For bonus premium episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

For me, Rick Ashley is now Rick Astley For bonus premium episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

How do I safely punch/kick my girlfriend?   For more bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial