Dear Tops, Get Your S*it Together

Who is Luigi Mangione, and why is he hot enough to commit a crime?

Mac's birthday is coming up, so it's a tradition that he demands attention from Mike—this time, with a little help from a problematic AI system and the queen of rap.

Mike & Mac break down the rules of how to take a proper thirst trap. With the help of a Friend, named Kevin. Welcome to Messy.

Mac & Mike have returned after an abrupt hiatus to talk about the f-slur. Then Mike fangirls over Grace Helbig while Mac thinks about cardboard boxes. Welcome to Messy

Mac & Mike return to catch up and talk about bottoms... kinda.

Mac & Mike talk about topping and what is needed to be an expert in the art form.

Celebrating Gypsy Rose's Freedom, reality von tease, Mike is obsessed with Amanda Bynes's eyebrows, and Mac yells at the Senate twink. Welcome to Messy. 

A Disney star is Bi, Jake yells at Mac, and Mike has a sex rant. Welcome to Messy. 

Mike tests Mac on his knowledge of millennial pop culture, A 'Fat-a*ss motherf*cker' has an orgy in a bar, and Billie Eilish be gay??? welcome to messy.

Mike messed up on Mac's birthday, so he has to pay the ultimate price. Welcome to Messy