Ella Eyre, Sideman and the missing Chinese takeaway

It’s the final Mandemic podcast, so Sideman’s got Lady Leshurr to wrap things up. They’re chatting Masterchef, dirty mouths and staying indoors whether there’s a lockdown or not.

Comedian London Hughes tells Sideman about Pandemic FOMO and her sunshine lockdown in LA – and she reveals why she misses a certain type of crisps more than her entire family.

Rizzle Kicks’ Jordan Stephens wants to give his teenage self a flapjack and a hug. Meanwhile, Sideman’s busy saying no thanks to Rice Krispies.

Ella won't take a pandemic as an excuse for delivery drivers not being able to find her. She also tells Sideman about not being able to play live music, anxiety and people who drummed on her for a trip to the seaside.

Love Island winner Amber Rose Gill has had a mixed lockdown – she’s got her life organised and learned to make soup but she’s badly missed being able to sit in a restaurant. Here, she talks with Sideman about the Pandemic Police, becoming a gamer and speaking out over Black Lives Matter.

Sideman is excited about restaurants reopening, no more dirty dishes! And there’s a kitten crisis coming, which doesn’t sound that scary… unless you’re Sideman and cats hate you.

Sadiq Khan is taking a pay cut, Sideman is fine with that IF nobody is asking him to. In other news, movies are back in production and Gwyneth Paltrow is making a fool of us all.

Sideman talks socially distanced sex and whether Maleficent is better than The Lion King (spoiler alert: it isn’t).

Sideman's got a sore throat after weeks of preaching about social distancing, so this week’s podcast will have to wait a few days. Rest assured, he'll be back with all the week's biggest corona news once he's had some honey and lemon and a little lie down.

Sideman is bringing you his first weekly round up. Expect all the week's best stories from carers on Vogue, clown shoes for health purposes and stealing simians. Yes you read that right - thieving monkeys!