I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist 8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group46:05 Hobo-Sexual 52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 34:08 Am being too timid?37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver42:09 Outgrowing your friends49:37 Pete’s Dad  53:06 Urine of a diabetic 53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 59:14 Scares me what people do for fun1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?1:14:30 A life of risk 1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 1:34:43 Some people never change Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro and Breakdancing 4:09 What makes you a hero?8:44 Trump Vs Musk13:01 Luke reads Petes mind 19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy 27:16 When your friend has dirt on you31:11 Are Americans stupid?34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around 36:04 Tinder introduces height filter 41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men 47:33 Man steals to show off to women54:20 Willy Extender 1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Lucas and Pat Intro6:47 Woman was rude to Luke in traffic 12:11 When people cant accept an apology 16:40 Lucas and Pat answer dilemma 25:02 Pete is frightened for his life26:00 People begging for money34:07 When people turn into drug addicts43:35 Friend who turned gay47:19 Friend stuck in world war fantasy  48:16 Government keep changing mind about cannabis 52:53 Changing mind about trans 57:21 Least favourite race 1:09:46 One of your ancestors were R*ped?1:14:07 Dilemma: My best friend fat shames meFull video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 If we had each other voices1:52 Walking long distances 2:43 Good tv ads 4:25 Women with dirty feet 8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy 20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family 23:58 Back to spitting in the face28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public 30:29 Romeo Must die film32:34 Hairy legs on a woman 35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together 39:04 President macron and wife fight in public 41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment 44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum 52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop 1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma 1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Altercation with Spotify security 7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship 22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them29:34 Pete would cheat for food35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV 48:16 Wasting a woman’s time50:45 Back to the dilemma 58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 We need a new intro2:28 Pete’s got beef again7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?15:43 Pete gives but he cant take18:21 Luke got stopped by the police 30:36 Back to bullying 36:36 Luke clashes with his son 41:32 Being a real man44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade 51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women 1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex 1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman 1:26:04 Women who tease men🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice 16:15 Being caught red handed 26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating” 30:14 Stealing cats and children 37:42 When you accidentally insult someone 46:49 Thinking in picture or words 57:17 “I was so embarrassed”58:54 Man kills police office after sons death 1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)1:13:35 Dilemma continued 

On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:005:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage 16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about 21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)34:03 Proud of my sons35:20 judging people 42:01 Podcast beef46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat  o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro 1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland 18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions 26:02 just a bit of mild racism 27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon 32:46 Pervert form the 80s35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules 49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard 54:29 When guys flirt with Pete 59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online 1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat 1:19:01 Tetanus affects 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig