Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette

In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a  birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.