Phone Tap: Colonoscopy Add-Ons

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in date with him now that she’s out of prison!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik Tak!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re from the streaming service and we’re the ones in control!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see how riled up we can get him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work! How could he pass this up?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the STRONG THONG! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.