Help I Gave Myself A Colonic

It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and read a message that raises more questions than it answers about chastity belts and the mysterious month of ‘Locktober’.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that leaves the boys both stunned and impressed in equal measure - while also giving Jordan a new idea for a future tour routine.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucking versus flapping in the bedroom, and Jordan reveals a surprising new turn on.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale NOW at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys test whether William is truly capable of sincerity by making him shower Jordan with compliments, before diving into a lyrical showdown to decide who’s raunchier: Sabrina Carpenter or Dixon Dallas.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unlike the spot). The boys get down to business solving your dilemmas regarding urinal etiquette and tips for becoming a ‘boy mum’.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan react? The boys also discuss which automated announcements would be vastly improved by a northern voice and do their best to hype Producer Ben up ahead of his imminent wedding!Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in 2026! Full of excitement, the boys then turn to your dilemmas involving suit jacket buttons and problems with a colleague’s emotional support animal.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets go on sale Friday the 26th September at 10am at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.