640 - Get in the Van

While the cat's away, the mice will fight for a vacant title atop a pretty unremarkable card.  Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:56 Silva vs Cong 28:41 Figueiredo vs Talbott 45:16 Green vs Ribovics 46:30 Soldic vs Williams 50:30 Coria vs Rodriguez 58:23 Pinas vs Pulyaev 1:03:04 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos

Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:43 Van vs Pantoja 2 32:17 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 40:55 Pitbull vs Choi 50:54 Sharaf vs Steveson 1:04:51 Despaigne vs Tuivasa 1:15:10 Vera vs Jourdain

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2 34:26 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 46:02 Pitbull vs Choi 58:49 Vera vs Jourdain

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris.  Celebrating the one-of-a-kind UFC career of Michael Venom Page in our latest bonus episode, coming soon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker 18:46 Silva vs Delgado 33:15 Fiorot vs Grasso 42:11 Wood vs Andrusca  55:52 Lima vs Charriere 1:02:42 Cortes-Acosta vs Blaydes

Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel? Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u    

You'd think a guy who played with the likes of Art Blakey, Roy Hargrove, and John Scofield would have better footwork.  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:05 Nurmagomedov vs Song 19:44 Hernandez vs Rodrigues 34:56 Dolidze vs de Ridder 41:39 Judice vs Chaves 46:21 Dyer vs Reed 50:40 Emmers vs Douglas 55:21 Padilla vs Haqparast

Look out Amanda Nunes! There's a new women's bantamweight GOAT in town. Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro

This may be the most one-fight card of all time. Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   Subscribe/listen to the show:  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:59 Gamrot vs Salkilld 27:16 Medic vs Rodriguez 34:29 Stirling vs Blachowicz 46:22 Nurmagomedov vs Colgan 53:41 Ferreira vs Quarantillo and then a bunch of nonsense, I don't know

Just how much does Dana White hate Serbia?  Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link   Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:08 Ankalaev vs Guskov 17:09 Temirov vs Erceg 18:06 Zaynukov vs Rzepecki 33:09 Kuniev vs Fortune 42:53 Walker vs Peterson 46:08 Bonfim vs Sola 47:03 Patterson vs Ponzinibbio 51:34 Medic vs Rodriguez 1:01:14 Blachowicz vs Stirling

The "UFC" returns to Abu Dhabi with a "card" set to "thrill" the "fans." Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link   Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:22 Du Plessis vs Usman 23:43 Ankalaev vs Guskov 37:21 Duncan vs Cannonier 43:14 McMillen vs Montes 51:55 Delgado vs Bashi 55:49 Kuniev vs Fortune