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Happy Holidays, Morons! We're winding down 2024 with an end of year recap so good it'll make you wish we weren't taking a couple of weeks off. From HIPAA violations to New Year's Celebrations, we dish our thoughts on the past year, recap our top 5 episodes, and voice our hopes for 2025. Thank you all for listening to us, rating us five stars, following us on TikTok and Instagram, watching us on Josh's YouTube, and sharing your Mondays and Thursdays with us, folks. We love ya, and we'll see you next year!Make sure to tune in on January 6th! We'll be taking Season 3 by STORM with a truly incredible guest. You won't wanna miss it- otherwise, what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Go to PrettyLitter.com/goodguys to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy.Tinker, Create, and Innovate with awesome gifts from KiwiCo! Get up to 50% off your first crate at kiwico.com, promo code GOODGUYS.OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS Upgrade your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/goodguys for free shipping and 365-day returns on your order.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Hanukkah, Morons! Today we're lighting the candles with none other than the the wildly talented writer, comedian, podcast host, and the most religious person Gabby Windey knows, Robby Hoffman! From Robby's time working at McDonald's and scamming straight men at the club to Jewish guilt and other holiday traditions, this episode HAS IT ALL. Plus, we finally uncover the truth about fluoride and what it really means to cherry-pick in life- Hashem made cherries for a reason, after all! Come for the laughs, stay for the insight, and maybe leave questioning everything. What, are ya nuts?! Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/goodguys.Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYSVisit metrovac.com today and use code GOODGUYS at checkout to receive 10% off any machine purchase.Right now, Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/goodguysStart earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYSPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Howdy Morons, you’re in for a treat! Today we’re bringing you a marvelous, show stopping, never before seen, hilarious, and utterly *quintessential* Moron-Toaster Power Hour with none other than the incomparable Jackie Oshry! We hope you love it as much as we do - it literally took us three tries. We're talking Ben's recent travel woes, plus size superheroes, GSNO at the Hard Rock Seminole, the Isidore to Izzy pipeline, misguided gifts, mother-in-laws, kink shaming, bowling and other degenerate activities, and MORE! What else could you ask for? Hope you enjoy, love ya! What are you nuts?!Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Upgrade your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/goodguys for free shipping and 365-day returns on your order.To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com/goodguysVisit carawayhome.com/GUYS10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Just for listeners of Good Guys, get 20% off sitewide and a FREE travel case and countertop stand at QUIP.com/GOODGUYS.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hiya Morons! Welcome back to yet another immaculate Monday right here with the Good Guys. Today we're talking holiday traditions, the treasure trove of Home Goods, Hunting (respectfully), and gift our listeners a Crash Course in Kosher. Plus, Ben shares his Best Bite of the Week and gives us the scoop on his recent trip to Charleston with Craig Conover! Oh, and did we mention this episode is a Speakpipe-palooza? We answer your burning questions about hotel room staycations, age-gap relationships, and open casket funerals. We're covering it all folks, this is an episode you won't wanna miss! What, are you nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYSFor orginial gifts that say "i get you"... Etsy has it! Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYSShop SKIMS Mens at SKIMS.com. Let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at AuraFrames.com. Use code GOODGUYS at checkout to save!Right now, Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/goodguysPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Thursday, Morons! We’re back with yet another exquisite solo episode for you cute little greedy little fiends! Today, we’re kicking things off with Ben’s Wicked review in-full, Paige’s run-in with Ariana at a house party, Josh’s increasing vocal range, and first dates at Chick-fil-A. Plus, we fill you in on Jay Leno’s recent hoodwinks, a cool new medical condition, and reveal our dream dinner dates. LISTEN UP! What are you nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Go to Ro.Co/GOOD + Sign up today and you'll pay just $99 for your first month - and $145 a month after that. Medication costs are separate.   If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grav Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright, aqua, rose and emerald packages. They're also available on Amazon if your more of an online shopper. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Monday, Morons! Hope everyone had a fantastic and gluttonous Thanksgiving! We're kicking off the last month of 2024 with Josh's birthday recap, our thoughts on Wicked, and the undeniable connection between $5 gift cards and shame spirals. Plus, we answer your Speakpipes and reveal who the worst airline passengers really are. What, are you nuts?! Love ya!Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Tinker, Create, and Innovate with awesome gifts from KiwiCo! Get up to 50% off your first crate at kiwico.com, promo code GOODGUYS.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS24 at checkout.OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS Get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mazel Morons, and Happy Thanksgiving! Today we're feeling incredibly blessed. So much so, that we've decided to bring the feast to YOU in the form of a Gourd Guys Thanksgiving Spectacular! And by that, we mean an episode that's publishing on Thanksgiving. We're talking all about our plans for Turkey Day, what an IDEAL festive spread looks like, the glory of Chinese takeout, and more! Plus, we delve into what our dealbreakers are and answer YOUR Speakpipes about forced vasectomies- what holiday joy! We saved you a seat at the table, so don't fill up on bread - otherwise what are you NUTS? Love y'all, and we hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your C15 levels and restore your long term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90 day subscription Starter kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grav Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright, aqua, rose and emerald packages. They're also available on Amazon if your more of an online shopper. Right now, Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/goodguysPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brace yourselves morons, this one’s a doozy! Today we’re talking brotherly love, self defense, surrogacy, class action lawsuits, BBLs, raccoons, dentists with no manners , and other things that make the world go round. Plus, we answer your Speakpipes and oh boy, does it get controversial! Rate us 5 stars, follow the show and leave a raving review, otherwise what are you NUTS? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at AuraFrames.com. Use code GOODGUYS at checkout to save!Visit metrovac.com today and use code GOODGUYS at checkout to receive 10% off any machine purchase.Exclusively for Good Guys listeners, NOBULL is offering 30% off your order. Visit www.nobullproject.com and use code GOODGUYS30. Go to cookunity.com/GOODGUYS or enter code GOODGUYS before checkout for 50% off your first week. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

MAZEL MORONS! Today our beloved Ben Soffer adds yet another moniker to his ever growing list, and it tops all the rest. In addition to being a celebrity chef, podcast host, and entrepreneur, *drumroll please*... BSC IS A FATHER TO BE! We're laughing, crying, worrying, and anxiously awaiting the arrival of the beautiful Baby Soffrey. Join us to hear the full scoop on Ben and Claudia's journey, Josh gives advice on how to appropriately burp your baby, and as the incredible Jeff Garland once said- all you need to know is that it's gonna be great. Love you morons! Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Right now, Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/goodguysVisit carawayhome.com/GUYS10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Go to PrettyLitter.com/goodguys to save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy.Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYSGo to FreshDirect.com and use code goodguys to save $50 on your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hiya morons! There's no denying, things have been NUTS lately! Today we're discussing the results of the election, middle school sleepovers, and Daylight Savings Time, among other divisive topics. We also share wisdom teeth removal horror stories, debate whether or not we could hike the Appalachian trail, and unveil the harsh truth that Doctors still party. Plus, we answer your SpeakPipes about what makes a perfect wedding buffet and decide sometimes it's okay to be anonymous and lie. What, are you nuts? Love you all!Leave us a voicemail here!Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/goodguys.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS24 at checkout.Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYSExclusively for Good Guys listeners, NOBULL is offering 30% off your order. Visit www.nobullproject.com and use code GOODGUYS30.Shop SKIMS Mens at http://www.skims.com/goodguys. Let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select “podcast” in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.