The one with no Moms

This week, David's son asks him if he customizes, Gavin yells at his daughter in front of the Lorde, we shit on our kids' excitement, we give our kids money they didn't earn, we rank the top 3 fruits, and this week we are joined by gay Dad and outdoor adventurer Mitch Hallan who talks to us about being a Dad to four, being previously married to a woman, what his family looks like now, and how even you can be as Midwestern as apple pie.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin went to Spain, we try and figure out if trying is worth it, Gavin went to Spain, did you hear?, David uses spoons with his sunscreen, we sling the top 3 insults, and this week we are joined by parenting expert and Dr. Phi's BFF Donna Tetreault who talk to us about her career in journalism, how she got to be the go-to TV parenting person, and how the hell we can survive the teen years.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we are back and worse than ever! We chat about our Pride, Gavin boats about his European adventures, we gaslight our kids on purpose, David's son opens a hair salon, we rank the top 3 deadly sins, and this week we are joined by scientist, blogger, autism advocate, and mother Theresa Lyons.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is a cliche, we need a break, we rank the top 3 kids meal deals, and this week we are joined (again) by sexologist and all around incredible human being Zoë Kors who talks to us about being an intimacy coach, how busy parents can remain connected to their partners, and how her kids like to get her attention in public spaces.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's son tells him where babies come from, Gavin wants your money, someone finally puts into words what David couldn't, we ask listener for their hacks on sunscreen, we rate the top 3 loyalty programs, and this week we are joined by all around beauty Melissa Knapp Conrad who talks to us about beauty branding, healthy habits for your skin, and how to keep kids for succumbing to the beauty industrial complex. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we finally tell the truth, siblings never get along, we have good news from the city that never sleeps, we celebrate a shirtless DILF, we rank the top 3 Elphaba's, and this week we are joined by twin Dad and psychologist Erez Harari who talks to us about truth and identity as it relates to his practice, how he started an organization for Orthodox queer youth, and why he'll never go on a boat with his kids again.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin explains himself, we talk about the cornerstones of gay men's personalities (audacity and delusion), we are proud of our Freedom, Gavin asks a WWYD, and we rank the top 3 toys you disappear.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, cats are gay, we ask if there is any real joy in parenting, David's husband breaks himself, Gavin shuts his mouth, we give you a Dad hack that isn't for Dads nor is a hack, we rank the top 3 sleepover breakfasts, and we celebrate our DILF of the week, Barney Frank.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David resfuses to celebrate anything but Mother's Day, Gavin has teenagers, we miss toddlerhood, we lust after the hottest twink in Germany, and we rank the top three 3's.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin learns what a "pick me" is, David doesn't take his kid to work, there's no good news in the world, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Summer mistakes, and this week we are holding space with Tracy E. Gilchrist, talking about the viral interview that set it all going, what being a journalist in 2026 is like, and what it was like simulating oral sex on a stage in Phoenix, Arizona. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast