Delete the Election, Deploy the Goblins

is week feels like it was organized by a committee of sleep‑deprived raccoons.Senate Republicans have now blocked a resolution to stop Krump’s escalating conflict with Iran for the seventh time — because apparently the eighth time is when democracy magically kicks in. Meanwhile, the Senate has confirmed Kevin Warsh, a man widely described as a probable sock puppet, to run the Federal Reserve. Yes, the institution that controls interest rates may now be chaired by someone who lives with Trump's hand in his vestibule.Vice President J.D. Vance announced that $1.3 billion in federal Medicaid reimbursements will be withheld from California, because nothing says “public service” like yanking healthcare funding from the people who need it most.Over at Homeland Security, the inspector general has launched an investigation into ICE’s $38 billion warehouse‑to‑detention pipeline, a program started under former DHS Secretary Kisti Noem, who apparently thought “industrial‑scale incarceration” was a fun arts‑and‑crafts project.And in a move that would make even the most shameless ethics lawyer weep into their coffee, Trump’s Justice Department is “discussing” whether to settle Trump’s own $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS — an agency he oversees. Because why just blur the lines when you can set them on fire and dance on the ashes.Republican lawmakers in South Carolina, Louisiana, Missouri, Alabama, and Georgia continue their coordinated push to disenfranchise Black voters, proving once again that voter suppression is the one tradition they refuse to retire.Finally, during a late‑night Truth Social posting spree, Trump labeled former President Obama a “traitor,” a “demonic force,” and part of a coup — accusations that appear to be based on absolutely nothing except the fumes of his own insomnia.All that, plus the usual laughs, side‑eyes, and righteous rants. Buckle up.Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Baby, on this week’s Something Ain’t Right, we are sixteen months deep into the Trump administration’s very special, very targeted “Let’s See How Much Harm We Can Do to Black Folks Before Lunch” initiative — and trust us, the math is mathing in the worst possible way. We’re talking policies so blatant, so hostile, so proudly anti‑Black that even common sense packed a bag and left the country.Then — because apparently we weren’t scared enough — America’s most infamous nuclear site is being dusted off and plugged back in to power the AI boom. That’s right: radioactive glow‑in‑the‑dark energy meets unregulated machine overlords. What could go wrong?We also get into the studies showing how income, debt, and access to basic needs shape mental health outcomes — or how raising the minimum wage and expanding food stamps can literally save lives. Turns out when people can afford food and rent, they’re less likely to despair. Who knew. (Everyone. Everyone knew.)And finally, Trump has now exempted some of the nation’s biggest polluters from air‑quality rules — and all it took was an email. An email. Meanwhile we can’t even get a customer service rep to answer the phone, but Exxon can get a hall pass before breakfast.It’s chaos, it’s corruption, it’s cruelty — and we’re here to drag it into the light with a whole lot of side‑eye.Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, we are holding onto our wigs, our pearls, and our last functioning nerve as America once again reminds us she is not well.We start in Virginia, where the FBI decided to raid the office of Sen. L. Louise Lucas — yes, the same Louise Lucas who helped lead the state’s redistricting plan. Then apparently the Bureau needed a break from hovering over Black elected officials and mixing Kashyap’s cocktails. So naturally, they launched a criminal leak investigation… into the reporter who wrote about Kashyap's drinking. Because why address the behavior when you can chase the person who noticed it.Meanwhile, Tennessee Republicans unveiled a congressional map so bold, so brazen, so allergic to democracy that it eliminates the state’s only Democratic U.S. House seat. They said “balance” and heard “delete.”Across the Middle East, we learned that Iranian airstrikes have damaged or destroyed at least 228 U.S. military structures or pieces of equipment since the war began. Two hundred twenty-eight. At this point, even the buildings need a wellness check.Back home, 87% of Americans took one look at Trump’s social media post depicting himself as Jesus and said, “Absolutely not.” Trump accused the Pope of “endangering a lot of Catholics.” We are living in a time when the Pope is catching strays for staying “war is bad.”Senate Republicans also proposed $1 billion — with a B — for Secret Service security upgrades tied to Trump’s ballroom project. Because nothing says “fiscal responsibility” like turning national security into an HGTV spinoff.In Georgia, Fulton County asked a federal judge to block a Justice Department subpoena demanding personal information for thousands of 2020 election workers. Looks like the people who counted the votes are now the villains in someone’s fan fiction.And finally, the Hantavirus outbreak on that cruise ship? Confirmed as the rare type that spreads human-to-human. We paid for shuffleboard and shrimp cocktails, not a bonus level of Pandemic: Deluxe Edition.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Check out Frangela every Friday https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oh, we have stories. And honey, not a single one of them is okay.First up — Louisiana. Republican Governor Jeff Landry signed legislation eliminating an elected office specifically because a Black Democrat won it. Not reassigning it. Not reforming it. Erasing it. Because apparently in Louisiana, democracy is only valid when it produces the right results — and by "right," they mean white. We break down exactly how this anti-democratic sleight of hand works and why it should have every single one of us absolutely incensed.Then — the deepfake nude crisis in schools. You think you know how bad it is. You don't. We do. And after this episode, you will too. This is happening to real children, in real schools, right now, and the systems that are supposed to protect them are failing spectacularly. We're not letting this one slide past the news cycle.And because we believe in tonal whiplash — the strange, medically verified phenomenon of people who are literally their own twin. Chimerism is real, it's wild, and it raises more existential questions than we were prepared for on a Tuesday.Finally, ChatGPT lost its entire mind over goblins. Like, obsessively, uncontrollably, couldn't-stop-itself goblins. OpenAI had to step in. We have thoughts. Mostly questions. Mostly: why goblins?Honey, if this episode didn't make you spit out your drink at least once, check your pulse. We'll be back next week to do it again. Bring a towel.Taylor Muhl https://taylormuhl.com/blog/ Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Check out Frangela every Friday https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Family… we woke up this week and the Supreme Court said, “What if we took the Voting Rights Act and treated it like leftover takeout — you know, the kind you forget in the back of the fridge until it becomes a science project.” They didn’t just weaken it. They shredded it like it was an Iran nuclear deal and they were late for a bonfire.And the minute that ruling hit the ground, Republicans in seven states were already sprinting toward microphones yelling, “Special session! Let’s go!” like somebody had fired a starter pistol at the Disenfranchisement Olympics. Nothing gets these folks moving like the chance to disenfranchise Black people by redrawing a map so fast it leaves skid marks on democracy.Meanwhile, Florida said, “Hold my Go‑Go‑Boots,” and the legislature approved Gov. Ron DeSantis’ new congressional map — a map so tilted it might as well come with Dramamine. It could allow republicans in Florida to win twenty‑four out of twenty‑eight seats. In a state whose own constitution is standing in the corner whispering, “This is not what I said.”But wait — because the Justice Department indicted James Comey again. This time for the display of “scary seashells” on Instagram. We are not exaggerating. We are not embellishing. We are simply reporting that somewhere in America, a grown adult typed the phrase “dangerous seashell content” into a federal document.And while all that was happening, Trump and Melania Trump were demanding ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel — again — because of a joke. No confirmation yet on whether the seashells were involved, but at this point we wouldn’t be surprised if someone claimed they were radicalized by a conch.Then we get to the State Department, which apparently decided America’s 250th anniversary should be celebrated with… a limited‑edition passport featuring Trump’s portrait and gold signature. Because nothing says “land of the free” like turning your travel documents into a commemorative plate.And that’s just the beginning. We’ve got the 2026 Krump national parks pass with him posing next to George Washington, new paper currency with his signature, a 24‑karat gold coin with his face, the renamed Trump‑Kennedy Center, the renamed "Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace," the $5 million "Trump Gold Card" visa program, Trump Accounts for kids, TrumpRx drug discounts and the giant “MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN” banner with his face plastered across the Justice Department like it’s a mall opening.So buckle up. We’re talking voting rights, vanity projects, seashell indictments, and the ongoing attempt to turn the entire federal government into a Trump‑themed gift shop. And you know we’re gonna give you… the Final Word.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Check us out every Friday with Stephanie Miller https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, we showed up to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner expecting rubber chicken and recycled jokes, not live ammunition. But baby, apparently America said, “What if the red carpet had gunfire?” And then Trump — never one to miss an opportunity to make tragedy tacky — pops up to declare that the shooting proves we need a brand‑new White House Ballroom. Because nothing says “leadership” like responding to violence with interior decorating.Then we crack open Isabel Vincent’s new book, RFK, Jr: The Fall and Rise, which dives into the heartbreaking final days of his second wife. And let us tell you, the details are haunting. We’re asking the real question: is there anything that is right about RFK, Jr.???From there, we take a hard look at America’s moral code — or whatever’s left of it after years of erosion, corrosion, and straight‑up abandonment. Are small acts of lawbreaking and disobedience actually activism, or are we all just trying to survive a system that’s been gaslighting us since the Nixon administration.And finally, we get into the Delaware Marathon, where the loser somehow became the star of the story. Meanwhile, the winner, Joshua Jackson, is over there like, “Hello? I ran the fastest, what else do you want from me.” Grab your beverage, grab your boundaries, and join us as we try to make sense of a country that keeps insisting it’s fine while actively being on fire. Because truly… something ain’t right.Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we are not pretending anything makes sense. We kick things off with Virginia voters approving a temporary congressional map redo. The new map could give Democrats up to four extra seats, we’re just saying: when the math starts mathing, we notice.Then we take a scenic detour to the Strait of Hormuz, which remains basically closed even though Trump keeps insisting there’s a “ceasefire.” We’re just asking: can you call it a ceasefire when folks are very much… not ceasing the firing? Words mean things. Or at least they used to.Back home, Democrats on the House Judiciary want FBI Director Kash Patel to take a World Health Organization alcohol‑use screening test. We’re not saying anything — we’re just sipping our water and blinking loudly.Meanwhile, the Justice Department charged the Southern Poverty Law Center with defrauding donors, and the FBI is out here “spearheading the effort” to connect the dots between missing scientists from nuclear and space labs. Because nothing says “relax” like the phrase missing scientists.The Pentagon announced that Navy Secretary John Phelan is leaving. Which is adorable, because we all know “leaving” is Washington‑speak for “don’t let the door hit you.”And finally, Joe Rogan popped by the White House to kiss the ring and advocate for new PTSD treatments for veterans. A worthy cause, sure — but just in case anyone thought Joe had drifted from Team Trump, he made sure the hypocrisy was neatly gift‑wrapped and hand‑delivered.Join us as we try to make sense of a week that clearly didn’t try to make sense of itself.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oh honey… today? Today we are swimming in the deep end of the messy pool, and the lifeguard has gone home.First up, Kaitlyn Jenner comes running to us — running — because she cannot get her passport fixed. And why? Because Trump’s State Department won’t put “female” on her passport. And why? Because Trump signed that executive order saying government IDs have to list your gender “at conception.” But somehow she thought his anti‑trans policies were going to apply to “other people,” not her. Okay. Baby, we can fix a lot of things, but we cannot fix the consequences of your own voting recordThen we ask the question nobody asked but everybody needs answered: have you heard of the Homewrecker Laws? Yes, baby, a few states still let you sue somebody for “alienation of affection,” which is legal‑speak for “you messed with my marriage and now you owe me money.” And who is caught up in this? Former Senator Krysten Sinema, who is being sued by the wife of a man who used to work on her security team. We’re not saying it’s messy… but the mop is trembling.And because the universe said “more chaos, please,” ex‑model Amanda Ungaro has been threatening the First Lady on social media. She claims she’s ready to expose “all the information I possess regarding you and the individuals associated with you.” Could this be what Melania was talking about a few weeks ago from behind the presidential seal?Finally — and we saved this for last because we needed you seated — Trump’s beloved Doordash Grandma? Not only is she a plant, she's a desperate attempt at some serious gas-lighting.Pull up a chair, grab your beverage of choice, and prepare yourself. Because today? Something ain’t right… and we are absolutely talking about it.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, the crazy gets even crazier and we are asking the only question that matters: has Trump ever met someone from Chicago before? Trump and Vance thought they could intimidate a Chicago Pope. Adorable.Meanwhile, over in the Senate, Republicans blocked the same Democratic resolution for the fourth time — yes, fourth, as in “we’ve seen this episode already” — that would’ve forced Trump to stop U.S. military action in Iran without Congress signing off. And Trump is still insisting the war is “almost over,” which is starting to sound like when someone says they’re “five minutes away” but they’re still in the shower.J.D. Vance admitted that young voters “do not love” Trump’s Middle East policy. We’re shocked, shocked we tell you. House Democrats rolled out articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Hegseth, and Trump threatened — again — to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. At this point, we’re thinking he’s collecting threats like Pokémon cards.Then Attorney General Todd Blanche said Americans should be “happy” that Trump is personally involved in Justice Department decisions. And right on cue, the Justice Department asked to vacate the Jan. 6 convictions of a dozen former Proud Boys and Oath Keepers members. We’re not saying the timing is suspicious, but we are saying we’ve watched enough crime shows to know when the music gets ominous.And finally, we take a moment to appreciate the sudden downfall of Representative Eric Swalwell. See? This is what it looks like when a party cleans its own house.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, we are clutching our pearls, our wigs, and our emergency snacks because apparently we now live in a world where some Republicans are alarmed that teen pregnancies are down. Yes, you heard us. DOWN. And somehow that’s… bad? We’re still trying to do the math on that one, and the math is refusing to participate.Then we turn to the deeply disturbing and infuriating allegations emerging about former Representative Eric Swalwell. We are angry, disgusted, and exhausted that stories like this keep coming to light — and even more exhausted that they were ever allowed to happen in the first place.Meanwhile, Germany spent sixteen years hunting a serial killer who did not exist. Sixteen. Years. We have questions. Many questions. And finally, Angela is on the wall — literally and spiritually — warning us all that the Spider Cabal™ is real, organized, and apparently expanding its franchise. Because now we’ve got Joro spiders the size of your hand spreading across North America like they’re on tour. We’re not saying panic… but Angela is.If something ain’t right, we’re talking about it. And this week? Nothing is right. Not one thing.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastYouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com/TODAY* Check out Time4Learning: https://time4learning.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy