Jurassic World Rebirth

Today we face the dark underbelly of our Dad's religious village in The Severed Sun. We discuss how the movie blends personal demons with real ones, the lies we hide in our societal structures, and the way family can become fodder to a self righteous mission. This is an excellent little Messed Up gem, so snuggle up with your favorite demonic forces and enjoy this show!  Synopsis: Magpie lives in an isolated church community ruled over by her father, The Pastor. When a man is murdered, paranoia sets in and people start to whisper about a strange 'Beast' that lives in the forest. Starring: Toby Stephens, Emma Appleton, Barney Harris Director: Dean Puckett Youtube: https://youtu.be/aB-I1KgPl30 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  hthttps://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam discuss what we love about the blood soaked king of horror monsters...THE VAMPIRE! We discuss the early roots of the undead portrayal from Bela Lugosi to Max Schreck, more modern youthful vampire like the Lost Boys and Twilight, to box office juggernauts that you can't kill like Sinners and Interview with the Vampire. It was such a fun time to sink our fangs deep into the vein of this classic Horror subgenre.  You the audience will let us know who you think won! Which festival would you most like to attend?  Youtube: https://youtu.be/fU3TsKTlsWU Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

This week we take summer holiday to teenage nightmare in Eden Lake. We discuss how you have to be a grown up despite insufferable teenage antics, the rapid escalation into absolute carnage of the Messed Up film, and how much blame to we place on these feral children raised in the world of this film. Grab your towel and slide into the disgusting liquid garbage this film has in store for you.  Synopsis: When a couple goes to a remote lake for a romantic getaway, their quiet weekend is shattered by an aggressive group of kids. Rowdiness quickly turns to rage as the teens terrorize them, and a weekend outing becomes a battle for survival. Starring: Kelly Reilly, Michael Fassbender, Jack O'Connell Directed by James Watkins Youtube: https://youtu.be/yKMRRX6QSI4  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this New Movie Monday we return to the dinosaur infested waters of Jurassic Park Rebirth. We discuss how the heart of this franchise may have gone extinct, the pillars that made the original a classic and why they aren't in this movie, and future of these genetic monstrosities. Close your eyes, hear the amazing tones of John Williams and us...and imagine the first time you saw dinosaurs on the big screen.  Synopsis: Zora Bennett leads a team of skilled operatives to the most dangerous place on Earth, an island research facility for the original Jurassic Park. Their mission is to secure genetic material from dinosaurs whose DNA can provide life-saving benefits to mankind. As the top-secret expedition becomes more and more risky, they soon make a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades. Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey Director: Gareth Edwards Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today Griffey, Heath, Sam and Sophia praise one of the titans of Horror cinema in John Carpenter. We discuss all of our favorite elements of John Carpenter's films from the simple terror, to the music and the every man characters. We pour through his entire filmography from the all time slasher king Halloween all the way to They Live's every present warnings to Sam's fantasy of Vampire hunting.  You the audience let us know who you think won this epic offering to a Horror God.  Youtube: https://youtu.be/RqoxqOvYB9g Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

This week we take the path less traveled into a irradiated nightmare roadtrip in The Hills Have Eyes. We discuss misbehaving dogs becoming your best ally, the family of mutant cannibals, and how we would react in such a sleazy showdown. Stay close to each other, this one gets dark.  Synopsis: On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack. Starring: Susan Lanier, John Steadman, Dee Wallace, James Whitworth, Michael Berryman Directed by Wes Craven Youtube: https://youtu.be/DpOQEKOEKTA Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

On this New Movie Monday we get an upgrade from killer toy to lady cruise in M3GAN 2.0. We discuss the move from small horror to massive espionage for the franchise, the personal growth of M3GAN and not Gemma, and the balance of comedy and AI fear. This is a bit of crowd-pleasing, empty calorie, summer fun that is sure to thrill audiences.  Synopsis: Two years after M3GAN's rampage, her creator, Gemma, resorts to resurrecting her infamous creation in order to take down Amelia, the military-grade weapon who was built by a defense contractor who stole M3GAN's underlying tech. Starring: Allison Williams, Jemaine Clement, Violet McGraw, Jenna Davis, Ivanna Sakhno Director: Gerard Johnstone Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g

Heath, Sam, Sophia and Griffey take the stage at Days of the Dead 2025 for a live podcast in which they draft the Most Messed Up Movie Family.  The family roles they need to fill are a Mother, Father, Child, Pet and a Wild Card family member.  Once the gang draft their list, the audience will crown the winner of these nightmare get aways. Thanks to Days of the Dead for inviting us to do this live show.  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-creamjean-s-hidey-hole-horror-comedy-movie#/ Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

Today we hone our craft and strengthen our souls in pursuit of excellence in Tampopo. We discuss the idea of pursuing small task with the passion to do it as well as can be done, unravel the myriad of vignettes and their meanings, and whatever is going on in that egg filled Hotel Room. Say thank you to the Ramen and slurp this pod down! Synopsis: A truck driver stops at a small family-run noodle shop and decides to help its fledgling business. The story is intertwined with various vignettes about the relationship of love and food. Starring: Tsutomu Yamazaki, Ken Watanabe, Nobuko Miyamoto, Koji Yakusho Directed by Juzo Itami  Youtube: https://youtu.be/yT5ZHLIfy00 Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.misfitparade.com/mrcreamjeans Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g  

On this New Movie Monday we return back to an England overrun by the Rage Virus Plague. We discuss the newest addition to the franchise and mythology since 28 Days Later, the new evolution and super powers of the Rage Virus Zombies, and the many versions of family in the Apocalypse. This is a huge movie that shoves in a lot of ideas and even some insane camp. Make sure you see this one on the biggest screen possible! Synopsis: A group of survivors of the rage virus live on a small island. When one of the group leaves the island on a mission into the mainland, he discovers secrets, wonders, and horrors that have mutated not only the infected but other survivors.  Starring: Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ralph Fiennes, Alfie Williams, Jack O'Connell Written by Alex Garland Directed by Danny Boyle  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.misfitparade.com/mrcreamjeans Support the show on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/messedupmoviespod Watch our newest short film Sugar Tits Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz7leFqqo4g