Justin Martin’s Twin Boys' Birthday Ends with Chipped Teeth

Uncle Si learns about Australia’s infamous “emu war” and can’t believe a country actually lost a battle to birds. The boys dive into a crash course on platypuses, while Hunter’s the only one brave enough to fact-check Si’s new favorite animal. Jacob shares his epic Canada hunt with his 82-year-old grandpa, and a listener's email delivers a shocking prophecy that Martin might be destined for another set of twins. John-David drops the news that a mountain lion became roadkill not too far from West Monroe. Martin’s boys turn three, but their birthday weekend ends with a pumpkin-patch chipped tooth and a reminder that parenting twins means double the fun. https://covepure.com/DUCK — Get $200 off while supplies last! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Get firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @‌StopBoxUSA with code DUCKCALL at https://www.stopboxusa.com/DUCKCALL #stopboxpod https://puretalk.com/duck — Get PureTalk for just $25 a month. Make the switch today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si welcomes comedian Tim Hawkins to Louisiana with a crash course in culture, gators, local game, and his band’s original songs. Si’s tales of high school glory have Tim cracking up, and John-David and Tim bond instantly over high-end toilet tech as they officially found the Bidet Bros. Martin stuns Tim by revealing his grandma’s unforgettable system for labeling squirrels in the family freezer. The boys and Tim all agree that Buc-ee’s is basically a church. Duck Call Room episode #492 is sponsored by: https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://www.factormeals.com/duck50 — Get 50% off right now when you use code duck50! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants, and the boys float the idea of naming a bridge after Uncle Si in West Monroe. Duck Call Room episode #491 is sponsored by: For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s wife, Miss Christine, relives the night she knew Si needed serious help and rushed him to the ER. True to form, Si was cracking jokes before the nurses even hooked him up to an IV. Si calls her a cougar since she’s older than him and “has claws,” but Christine sets the record straight on that story. Together they dish out the marriage and parenting wisdom they’ve learned in nearly fifty-five years together, while Phillip compares their old-school romance to Gen Z’s puzzling dating habits. John-David vents about the phrases and hand gestures his kids won’t stop using, and Christine shares the heartfelt story of Sweet Pea’s final days. Duck Call Room episode #490 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is alive and well after a brief hospital stay, and Phillip was there to witness just how tough Si was when he woke up in a pool of blood one night. Martin declares that Si has officially reached Robertson family legend status, while John-David takes the death of Si’s beloved cat, Sweet Pea, pretty hard. Martin proclaims that squirrels are, in fact, NOT cute, and Si proposes a plan to whip Congress back into shape. Duck Call Room episode #489 is sponsored by: https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://nutrafol.com/duck — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping! Hillsdale College offers more than 40 free online courses, including a course on The Federalist Papers. Go right now to http://hillsdale.edu/duck to enroll. There’s no cost, and it’s easy to get started. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has come down with a massive, miserable sinus infection—but Jay Stone was there when he caught it, and the two of them had an absolute blast in the process. John-David loses it over a hilarious new nickname making the rounds in the Duckmen crew. Martin starts to wonder if John Luke might be showing early signs of a midlife crisis with some of his recent choices, and Godwin confesses there’s only one reason he ever breaks his diet: when his wife Miss Paula wants ice cream. The boys all agree that teal season opened up with a bit of a shadow hanging over it without Phil this year. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Go to buyraycon.com/DUCK to get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the MyPillow Bedsheets for just $29.88! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is in rare form as he relives his run-in with an Alaskan grizzly, shocks the boys by disagreeing with Trump’s stance on PBS, and explains why his family buried cash in mason jars instead of trusting banks. Jacob Mayo takes on the challenge of tracking down a replica of Si’s legendary silk dragon jacket — the one he swears helped him win Miss Christine. Phillip reveals the embarrassing but fitting nickname Phil Robertson gave Martin, and John-David beams with fatherly pride as his son Carter lands the role of Zazu in the school play. Duck Call Room episode #487 is sponsored by: Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si opens an enormous window into his psyche by sharing a dream that leaves the boys speechless, and wonders if one brutal football hit is the real source of his crazy brain. His daily diet sparks a round of shock and envy, with perpetual jump-roper John-David admitting he’s jealous of Si’s legendary metabolism. Martin confesses that every time he sees a game warden his bowels go watery, even when he’s done nothing wrong. Jacob reveals some of Willie’s late-night gut-bombs that could send a man straight to the toilet. Si’s lifelong problem with authority resurfaces, except when there’s a ticket book in play. Duck Call Room episode #486 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reacts with pure bewilderment to Gen Z dating after hearing about Hunter’s “date night” antics, and admits he’s unlocked a brand-new fear thanks to Rucker’s late-night experience in the dark at home. Martin gets launched into full “biologist mode” over the aftermath, and John-David takes it upon himself to beg the German people for clarity on one of Si’s wildest cultural claims. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Get firearm security redesigned and save 15% off @‌StopBoxUSA with code DUCKCALL at https://www.stopboxusa.com/DUCKCALL #stopboxpod Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si relives the first time Phil Robertson got hugged by another man and the priceless look on Phil’s face proves he was definitely not a hugger. Godwin reveals his new grandpa name, Martin shares the trick he used for introducing a newborn to the family dog, and John-David roasts Hunter the producer’s love life while he’s away. The boys are finally ready to laugh about their favorite Phil memories from game warden showdowns to baptisms and his favorite duck blind phrases. Duck Call Room episode #484 is sponsored by: https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get up to 50% off select plants & get 15% off your first purchase with code DUCK at checkout! Download the Rocket Money app and enter our show name, DUCK CALL ROOM, in the survey so they know we sent you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices