Joe needs a Crap & a Nap

Sorry about all these Game of Thrones spoilers but Davi has a new theory and it might just save your career! Maybe you're not paying enough attention to the watercooler chats and social cues. Maybe you should be watching those new hit shows that got all your coworkers and friends talking! Maybe it's time to dissect some of their favorite characters. Why? Because you're missing out on some important information by not knowing:  (1. Who they think they are)   - AND -   (2. Who they think YOU are)   and your job may depend on it! After all, you can't be an Arya if they hired a Podrick!* Next time someone says;  "You're such a Charlotte!" or   "You're a total Shoshanna" or    "You know who you are? 100% a PODRiCK."    Enjoy the seemingly innocent workplace communication! But don't forget to use *Davi's Law to evaluate and proceed. Remember, "What do we say to the God of [Career] Death? Not Today!"  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG, like what's missing from THIS episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hindsight will often show you that women's intuition is a powerful thing. Blair and Davi have learned to start trusting those lady-guts. They're right a lot! Today on Davi The ScapeGOAT, they'll discuss 9 Women Who Were Right & (unfortunately) Suffered For It. These are women who spoke up and told the truth about mistreatment and they were called "toxic", "crazy", "lying", "irrelevant", "sluts" and "witches" for it.  Did they get their justice? Or are they just another scapegoat in history?  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG, like what's missing from THIS episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "If You're Not Too Serious then You'll Never Be a Joke" or "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this day two years ago. our podcast was born! It's time to celebrate our little podcast as she enters her "terrible twos"! Davi The ScapeGOAT will discuss what we've learned, how we've grown, and getting her voice back despite the backlash. She'll break down some of that diabolical corporate-speak, like what they REALLY mean when they say "choose your battles". Blair Crimmins is back and wants to talk about the REAL New Davi, maintaining credibility, breathing easy, and quality over quantity in your work.   Beware the women who quickly become foot-soldiers for the patriarchy! They'll have you questioning everything. Like; is telling the truth really worth all that ugly fallout? Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG? Hear the bits no one else gets, like ""Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back on the front porch with Davi The ScapeGOAT and Blair Crimmins! Have a sit in your nearest rocking chair, relax, and they'll tell you a scary story about a married couple that was together for so long they started to look alike! But did they really resemble each other? Or did they just pick up a few of their spouses mannerisms? Or was the nurse at the dermatologist just trolling them extra hard?   There are some habits Blair and Davi have adopted from each other that they like - and some not so much. Let's talk about healthy skepticism, why some men are obsessed with humbling women, and the difference between "they're fucking with me" and "they're just messing around". + Blair teaches us how to respond vs. react!  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG? Hear the bits no one else gets, like ""Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It finally happened - Blair packed his bags and he's leaving! Time to talk about long distance lovin' with all it's trials, tribulations, and frienemies! How many people have rooted for your relationship to fail? Or say it's only succeeding because "you're never around each other"? Why do people cringe at your meet-cute? Why do people gotta throw shade at your good times? And what does it say about THEM?  They say "behind every successful man is an encouraging woman - and behind every successful woman is a cheating man." When you get two entertainers somehow making it work in a relationship, it tends to be a mystery to those around you. So Davi and Blair are answering your questions on HOW they make this team work! With stories about gigging at the zoo and what kinda music Giraffes like to listen too + Blair gives sports analogies while Davi gives Dog Show analogies. But through it all they'll explain why a competitive "team", both professionally and romantically, is toxic. So, BEWARE out there!  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like  "Blair's Home Alone & other Cautious Thoughts", "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop a squat here on the front porch of Haus Crimmins! In this episode, Davi & Blair in rocking chairs will discuss rejecting your ego for the "greater good". Sometimes being a quitter requires some painful self-awareness! Shout-out to Joe B, you enjoy that crap and nap, buddy!  Sometimes you just gotta say "NOPE. I QUIT. This is impacting my energy negatively!" Like over-plucking your eyebrows in 2004 - yikes! Or subjecting yourself to the manipulations of arguing with a narcissist - yuck! Or having no response for those adult bullies that "neg" you constantly - ew! Davi strives to be a bigger quitter while Blair is annoyingly tenacious. So let's debate the things worth quitting! like being "ON TREND" and trying to "out-beige" each other....bleh!   Time to talk about the hyper-focus on women and their facial fashions! We've seen some people overdo a look while some vibe perfectly with their "Fashionable Caterpillars". Per current trends, we appear to have conquered our "Eyebrow Blindness" as a nation. But another sinister facial fad is entering the scene - who could it be? Davi & Blair will discuss on this episode of Davi The ScapeGOAT!  Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG? Hear the bits no one else gets, like the uncensored "Therapy Language Jumped the Shark" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Davi and Blair are bringing sexy mobile recording rig back to the backyard of Haus Crimmins! Blair has had a few recent revelations about being an "aging rockstar" and is here to drop some knowledge about practicing, preparing, pivoting, and being PRO-AGiNG. It's about taking control of your life for you!  Meanwhile, Davi has a completely different perspective on aging. She's "ageless" and maybe you should be too! They'll discuss Anti-Aging advertisements for men vs. women and how lamenting youth is useless! They'll ask the question on everyone's mind, "Am I secretly a werewolf eating villagers in the night or is this just how my face looks now?"  And to the folks that say "Money doesn't buy happiness" lemme just try it for a second!  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Blair's Home Alone & other Cautious Thoughts"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Davi takes another walk with the official ScapeGOAT "Positivity Coach", Prisca! The ladies discuss new relationships, love unrequited, loss, and grief. They'll discover our newest personal monster, The MOTH Man! Watch out for those bugs that are out to steal your light! Plus, the current dynamic they're HATING but weirdly impressed with, which celebrity they'd be a foot-double for, They'll help you translate those "backhanded compliments", what people really mean when they say you're "intimidating", and teach you how not to be a target ever again! And medical mysteries that got the girls accepting friendship applications from any interested listeners!   Davi and Prisca are taking to the streets to remind you; just because you've only had broken doesn't mean you only deserve broken. And if you can still love those that don't have the ability - imagine what you can do for someone that loves you back! Stop being so hard on you. You deserve more AWWW and gentleness from yourself today!  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're continuing our walk with the official ScapeGOAT "Positivity Coach", Prisca! The ladies are back to bring us this breath of fresh air podcast episode on a creativity walk through Atlanta. Prisca has discovered more loving care for herself and her creative process - and you can, too! She'll introduce us to her latest read, 'The Artist's Way' by Julia Cameron. This book will bring you new healthy habits and unlock your creative process that has been lying dormant for so long. It's time to STOP waiting around for excellence and just GO for it!   Prisca and Davi will share all their own indecisive-inner-turmoil and constant questions;    Am I "overthinking" or just seeing more clearly? Can we invoice those that are living rent-free in our head? Can Parents get a "HELL YEAH" for their creations? Are you kinda fascinated by cubicles too? Do you apologize to your journal for writing mean things? What happens when your Champions become your Monsters? Are they stealing your light? Who do you need to MOONWALK AWAY from today? Are they watching you a little too closely? Do you choose fight, flight, freeze, or FAWN ON iCE?! Is that your conscience or your WOMB talking? And Prisca has a certain set of rusty tools and skills ... have you had a tetanus shot?  You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our "Positivity Coach", Prisca, is taking Davi on a neighborhood walk among the cracked and broken Atlanta sidewalks today! Will we learn the difference between what is "positive" and "toxic positivity"? Have you ever been addicted to the challenge of turning the hater? Is it time to celebrate forgetting certain anniversaries? Is it time to celebrate being "too sensitive"? Is that ringing in your ears intuition or tinnitus?   If you're feeling the guilt that comes along with setting boundaries and healing, Prisca brings you the "Elevator Analogy". And Davi has a message for all those "bullying is my love language" people.  Ruminate on it! You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices