On Shiny Toilets And Happiness

Czabe delivers another nutrient dense 40 minute pod today on his own, with the following topics.Division I JumpingGranny StyleTiger's AchillesAwaiting the Great PumpkinPodcast Steven A. Is Fire!Eagles Accept WH VisitDude TripsTetas and AssThirst Trap ToutsA Really Dim ViewTesla VadalsBad QB's, Worse MoneyThe Devil's DrumrollYo Bags Better Find Their Wallet!Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe takes a look at the desperation QB signings around the NFL and concludes: the scouts must really hate the incoming class of rookie QBs! Sam Darnold is a Seahawk, Justin Fields a Jet, and who knows where Rodgers will land. Chances are, none of these moves will work. Is Lebron aging gracefully, or do we need to start asking hard questions soon? Always "pre-condemn" your teams moves, makes you look smart later on. (Maybe). How many teenage girl selfies can one take, in 24 hours? MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to his regular Monday spot. And who knew he was such a toilet clean freak? Czabe has navigated "OST" perfectly once again (Optimal Seasonal Time) despite the babies and their whining. SAS vs. LeBron. Barkley vs. Perkins. SNL's hilarious spoof. NFL Free Agency begins. "One Trick Pony." MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe remembers the evolution of ESPN's show of "competitive banter" Around The Horn as it has been slated for death at the end of May. Pat McAfee is not happy with NFL middle management. Maxx Payout for Crosby. "This was a likely outcome." Cheap Vegas. NY Strip getting name change? The Jets and Giants have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. Happy Gilmore 2 release date. Dem lockeroom's gettin' fancy! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe catches up with old friend and Hedy Lamarr fanatic PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss his waning enthusiasm for "camper life" plus the results of his 17th Annual "Whiskey Weekend." He also met a billionaire who is a card trick musician. Davante Adams has been cut. The market for WR's continues to crater. Why Sam Darnold blew his shot at $100M in Minnesota. Jimmy and Jerry are basically the same age, but you wouldn't know it now, would ya? And Czabe's Sarah McLachlan plea for two men to help save CzabeVegas. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to run through a variety of stories, including the Nats finally getting out of the MASN deal, the collapse of MLB's RSN model. Do you like Deebo? Tee gets tagged. Jimmy Johnson retires. Hard Knocks gets no takers for their off-season edition this year. "Disgusting and shameless." How are there any sports fans left? MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is back, alive and in one piece from his Jamaica vacation with a bunch of drunken Wisconsin knuckleheads. Plenty to discuss in the pod, starting with why the trip holds a special place in his heart, and why Rick's Cafe is a must-see spot if you ever go. Also, NFL Combine week brought news and a trade (Deebo) but might it actually deliver NEGATIVE informational value to teams when it comes to players. Also LeBron is whining again, Pitino is winning again, and the brothas get it when it comes to the Trump/Zalenskyy spat. MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Despite the headlines touting "highest viewership since" or "lowest audience in X years" does it look to you that professional sports (or college for that matter) in America are in any kind of jeopardy of going bankrupt? What happens when Rafael Devers goes all "Wolf of Wall Street" at 3B? Nate Oats understands the assignment. ESPN does rip LeBron. But is he actually hurt? Does a sitting president attending a sporting event automatically violate the separation of sports and politics? Molly Quirem is pretty but a dope. Former Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe is just a dope. Pour out a jar of Nutella for the founder! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Rick Pitino is riding high again at 72 years old, in part because he has taken his own advice to "dig in" and not worry about his "missed shots" in life. What's going on in the dangerous skies. Czabe talks to his pilot buddy TIMMY B. about the miracle in Toronto, plus the mid-air collision with a Blackhawk and a commuter jet over DC. And more. Also, at what point would you start to get nervous about an asteroid hitting earth? MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I've rarely seen something so universally shit upon as Sunday night's debacle by the Bay, but I can't say the NBA doesn't deserve it. Some of the brutal reviews and great points about how the Association has utterly lost its way on the sports landscape. You can't defend $20M for an Iraqi Sesame Street, but the "Red v. Blue" players are sure trying. A few thoughts on attempts to tame the Federal behemoth. Borat betrayed: "My WIFE!" Annie Agar hits 1M on TikTok, but is she in love? Lady Gaga and SNL's 50th Anniversary Special(s). The ultimate - horrifying - FAFO.Our Sponsors:* Check out Avocado Green Mattress at avocadogreenmattress.com and save up to 10% on certified organic mattresses!* Check out CoinFlip and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://coinflip.tech* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out NordVPN: https://nordvpn.com/czabecast* Check out SelectQuote: https://selectquote.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy