The Iron List #75 | Every John Carpenter Movie Ever!

Because our patrons demanded it, Bibbs and Witney are trying something new this month! Usually our hosts each present their own top ten "best of" list, but for our 75th episode we thought we'd mix it up a bit. This time they're each presenting a ranked list of every movie from a filmmaker chosen by our very own patrons!Bibbs and Witney each present all 23 films directed or co-directed by one of the legendary Masters of Horror, JOHN CARPENTER! Including his TV movies, his anthology film, and his two episodes of [checks notes] MASTERS OF HORROR!If you like this new format, track us down on social media, or send us an email at [email protected]!If you don't like this new format, also track us down on social media, or send us an email at [email protected]!You will determine if this format is just a one-time lark or if it goes into the regular THE IRON LIST rotation! So make your voice heard, and come back soon for another poll to determine next month's topic!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bibbs and Witney review the new sci-fi epic PROJECT HAIL MARY, the podcasting horror story UNDERTONE, the horror-comedy sequel READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, the Colleen Hoover romance REMINDERS OF HIM, and the social thriller THE GATES, which features James Van Der Beek's final movie performance!Project Hail Mary - 3:51 Undertone - 30:54 Ready or Not: Here I Come - 46:58 Reminders of Him - 1:04:44 The Gates - 1:14:21 Review Round-Up - 1:23:21 Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bibbs and Witney are back and answering YOU'RE letters in an all-new episode of WE'VE GOT MAIL, and this one is a doozy!We've got awesome zines from Portland, we've got a massive box of cool stuff (someone out there knows what they did), and we're casting the A STAR TREK CHRISTMAS CAROL, pondering the ethical conundrum that is Data's mom, tossing out screenwriting advice all willy-nilly and reading out epic all-nighter ideas from Valentine's Day fans!Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Awards season is over! NOW LET US NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.Well, okay, one last time. Bibbs and Witney couldn't record their usual Oscars prediction episode but they are going to dissect every choice the Academy made, whether it made history and brought us all to our feet as we wept our geeky tears, or whether it was kinda meh, or worse.Who won this year's prediction contest? Which awards did Bibbs and Witney completely whiff? And how will history treat this year's winners? We're gonna talk about it all on the latest CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! (Our movie reviews will return next week, don't worry!)Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bibbs and Witney review Pixar's sci-fi comedy HOPPERS on this week's podcast, followed by Maggie Gyllenhaal's zombie gangster film THE BRIDE!, the scuzzy horror nightmare DOLLY, the new thriller HEEL, the Netflix "what if PREDATOR was a giant robot" movie WAR MACHINE, and the strange indie GUNFIGHTER PARADISE!Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Hoppers - 3:14The Bride! - 28:22Dolly - 49:40Heel - 1:00:52War Machine - 1:06:20Gunfighter Paradise - 1:16:34Review Round-Up - 1:25:12 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Do you like scary movies? Have we got a podcast for you! If you like GOOD scary movies, however, this ain't your week.William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold review SCREAM 7, the pirate action thriller THE BLUFF, the Andrew Kevin Walker-scripted murder thing PSYCHO KILLER, and the latest take on the classic ONIBABA, called THE DREADFUL!Scream 7 - 5:26The Bluff - 49:20 Psycho Killer - 1:06:27The Dreadful - 1:16:44Review Round-Up - 1:27:55 Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Because YOU asked for it, William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold present their picks for THE BEST MOVIES OF 1999!Yes, it's been declared one of the best years in motion picture history, with a stunningly large number of classic, cult and just plain influential movies released in a short span of time. But will Bibbs and Witney pick the films everyone knows and loves in this episode of THE IRON LIST?There's only one way to find out! Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You like snacks, and you like fams, so we think you're going to like SNACKFAM!In this very special bonus podcast, Angie and Henry Seibold unveil their new project, a podcast dedicated to everything snacky! Listen up as Angie and Henry dive into the history and flavor of limited edition snacks, and invite you to eat along them!So get yourself a bag of LAY'S SALTED CARAMEL CHIPS and join the Seibold family for a serious case of the munchies!"Android Sock Hop"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

They run, they jump, they swim and play! They row and go on trips! But the thing that lasts forever... are our dear 98TH ANNUAL OSCAR-NOMINATED SHORT FILMS!Yes, Bibbs and Witney are back with their yearly look at all 15 of this year's Academy Awards nominees, for BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT, BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT and BEST ANIMATED SHORT!It's a cavalcade of impressive - and brief! - motion pictures about hard-hitting social issues, dystopian and 19th century social taboos, love and death and also a bunch of donkeys!Find out all about this year's nominees and impress all your friends who watch the Oscars, but don't watch the shorts!Best Documentary Shorts - 11:33 Best Live-Action Shorts - 56:15 Best Animated Shorts - 1:35:20 Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold review Emerald Fennell's weird new take on WUTHERING HEIGHTS, Gore Verbinski's anti-A.I. sci-fi comedy GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE, the animated basketball movie GOAT, the all-star Los Angeles crime drama CRIME 101, the cult phenomenon NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE, a film where Juliette Lewis swaps bodies with a chair called BY DESIGN, and the sci-fi horror comedy COLD STORAGE!Wuthering Heights - 4:18 Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - 33:05 Goat - 47:45 Crime 101 - 59:55 Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie - 1:09:35 By Design - 1:23:20Cold Storage - 1:32:10 Subscribe on Patreon at www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to get exclusive podcasts and exciting rewards, like exclusive series, commentary tracks, and much more!Email us at [email protected], so we can read your correspondence and answer YOUR questions in future episodes!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy