Ep 96: Don't Shush Me! | Bone to Pick Podcast

On this episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with hilarious rants about juicy-lipped cops, disappointing hotel meatballs, Tesla vandalism, and the mystery of standing on vs in line. The crew also roasts flavored lip balm, mourns bad appetizers, and dives into fan-submitted “bones to pick” including roundabouts and loading zone violations. Packed with wild banter, absurd impressions, and a Broadway-worthy musical bit about beef jerky, this episode brings unfiltered laughs and relatable gripes. Don't miss the beef, bones, and brilliance—subscribe now and join the Bone Brigade! Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift for new customers, with minimum $75 purchase. With code BONE at https://www.huel.com/bone Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into their biggest daily annoyances, from embarrassing parenting moments to awkward gym dads and the never-ending debate on phone placement. The guys also tackle delusional sports parents, the rise of Ozempic and weight-loss injectables, mental health therapy routines, and the overhype of Flamin' Hot Cheeto bagels. With outrageous fan-submitted “bones” and brutally honest takes on everything from Ziploc bags to women's sports to overhead bins on planes, this episode delivers nonstop laughs, real talk, and some spicy roasts. If you love raw comedy with zero filter and maximum relatability, don’t miss this one.   Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast   Here are the top 10 moments you can expect in this episode: “Men, Stop Putting Your Phone in Your Back Pocket – It Looks Ridiculous” “Delusional Parents: Your Kid’s Not the Victim, He’s the Problem” “Ozempic, Wegovy, and Why Just ‘Eating Better’ Isn’t Enough Anymore” “Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Bagels Are Proof Humanity Has Gone Too Far” “Cheap Ziploc Bags Are Ruining Lives—Spend the Extra 89 Cents!” “Why Every Dad at Youth Sports Looks Exactly the Same” “Busted: Paul Goes to Therapy More Than He’ll Admit” “People Who Hover at the Car Wash Deserve Jail Time” “We Don’t Hate Women’s Sports… But Also, C’mon” “Airplane Rage: Oversized Bags, Entitlement & Overhead Bin Chaos”

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into the daily annoyances that grind their gears, from people hogging mobile order pickup counters to absurd movie continuity errors (seriously, where do those blood oath scars go?). The guys also debate the quirks of air travel, share fan-submitted bones to pick, take on the unsolicited medical advice epidemic and including a rant about animated pets driving cars—this episode is packed with comedy gold. Don’t miss it!  Subscribe, hit the like button, and send us your own bones to pick at patreon.com/bonetopickcast   Bones addressed: People who don’t move when the train reaches the final stop The ridiculousness of blood oaths in movies and lack of continuity Pets driving cars in animated movies being too unrealistic People hovering around mobile order pickup areas and grabbing the wrong items Unsolicited medical advice from people with no expertise, especially for migraines Shoes left near stairs instead of being put away properly The frustration of unnecessary YouTube censorship and algorithms hiding certain content Annoying train etiquette and entitled passengers The way some people handle their coffee orders in public The absurdity of small daily annoyances that build up over time

Get ready for a hilarious and unfiltered live episode of Bone to Pick Podcast! Recorded at City Vineyard, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take the stage to rant about everything that grinds their gears—from sneaker etiquette and awkward public restrooms to the absurdity of fast food drive-thrus and weak handshakes. Featuring surprise guest Ian Fidance, this episode is packed with outrageous audience interactions, fan-submitted gripes, and gut-busting roasts. Support the show and get 50% off your 1 st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST

From debating the science of cold cans to a bizarre arcade heist, Robert and Paul tackle life’s most ridiculous frustrations. Plus, an unhinged supermarket bathroom encounter and why parking near the garbage cans might be a crime. Life is ice—get your shovel. 🥶💀 #BoneToPickPodcast Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE

In this episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi sit down with comedian Yannis Pappas, co-host of the legendary History Hyenas Podcast with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano, to rant about life’s biggest annoyances. The conversation kicks off with hilarious banter about friendship, missed calls, and why some people never return texts. They dive into a brutally funny takedown of Disney World, arguing it's an overpriced, exhausting experience that drains families financially while pushing a fake cultural narrative. The guys discuss how Disney adults take things too far, the absurdity of waiting in long lines to meet characters, and why Universal Studios might be a better option for "cool people." The debate shifts to the best comedy podcasts, discussing History Hyenas Podcast, its return, and how Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano have a unique chemistry that made the show a cult favorite. They also break down pet peeves, including people driving with dogs in their laps, lazy customer service, and why old-school gender roles should apply selectively—like men handling mechanics and women handling paperwork (with some hilarious caveats). The show wraps up with fan-submitted gripes, an unfiltered discussion on comedy podcast culture, and why some comedians thrive solo while others work best in duos. Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes and early releases: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

The boys dive into group calls where people ignore you, and the art of passive-aggressive parking wars. They also break down the worst phone etiquette offenders, from early morning group texts to people oversharing personal drama on speakerphone in public. Plus, they debate whether eating ice cream in winter is a crime and the mystery of why manual transmission drivers feel superior.  Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST  Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes and early releases: https://www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast 

Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with parking garages that take your money but wont let you park your big car, people who shush you while they are on the phone and more! Keep them coming to [email protected] Support the show and start your free Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE  Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our new Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Follow the show! https://linktr.ee/bonetopickcast Shoutout to Brady O’Keefe for the intro song! https://linktr.ee/bradyokeefe  

SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY | February 6th, 2025: https://citywinery.com/city-vineyard-... Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with gender neutral bathrooms, people who tell you they don't like you in certain situations and more! Send us your bones! [email protected] Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Follow the show! https://linktr.ee/bonetopickcast EMAIL US YOUR BONES: [email protected] Shoutout to Brady O’Keefe for the intro song! https://linktr.ee/bradyokeefe  

SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY | February 6th, 2025: https://citywinery.com/city-vineyard-nyc/events/bone-to-pick-podcast-live-6e8tvj Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick when your wife has no common courtesy when you take a few minutes to relax, when people make plans for you without telling or consulting you and more! Keep them coming to [email protected] Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi  Join our new Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Follow the show! https://linktr.ee/bonetopickcast EMAIL US YOUR BONES: [email protected] Shoutout to Brady O’Keefe for the intro song! https://linktr.ee/bradyokeefe   when your wife has no common courtesy when you take a few minutes to relax  people make plans for you without telling or consulting you