Meat Hammer

Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean.   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 9, 2026: Description: Face-Sitting Suffocation. Does this smell like beef stew? Everything you've ever wanted to know about your family stealing $12 million dollars from you.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter.    Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do knife stuff.    Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... for a second time.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.