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J.Lo and Ben's divorce seems imminent, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are joining TLC, Fiona Harvey sues Netflix for outrageous amount of money, the off-season Vanderpump Rules drama is really unpleasant and Larry Nassar is sucking d*ck for protection. And we talk a bit about the 7M TikTok cult documentary. Friend of the show Cap'n Scoot joins Molly while Tiff is on vacation! Get our after show and ad-free episodes LINKS Baby Reindeer updates  Fiona Harvey sues Netflix for $170m Netflix responds to Fiona’s Lawsuit Laura Wray (Fiona’s first victim) speaks to Piers Morgan Alec Baldwin  Alec Baldwin has announced that his family is filming a reality show for TLC titled “The Baldwins” Trailer for The Baldwins via Alec’s Instagram J.Lo and Ben Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are selling their marital home. Divorce imminent. Billie vs. Sandoval & them  Billie Lee alledges she is no longer friends with Sandoval after she tried and failed to host an intervention for him and that his current GF Victoria is ruining his life Kyle Chan and Victoria go on Up and Adam for a live interview Billie Lee takes this recent interview as shots fired and is going to respond with an expose  Larry Nassar  Larry Nassar is paying for safety in prison with sexual favors Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Castration bill passes Louisiana passes bill that says convicted pedophiles can be castrated as punishment Amazonian porn addicts Remote Amazon tribe finally connects to internet — only to wind up hooked on porn, social media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Pride Month! This week's stories: Bethenny Frankel's continued one-sided beef with Chanel, Donald Trump joins TikTok after being found guilty on 34 felony charges, Walgreens is slashing prices, Gypsy Rose wants to work at the mall, and a Twitter user asks a compelling question about a professional "Former FBI agent." Our friend Meredith Lynch is filling in for Tiff! Follow her everywhere! LINKS Donald Trump  Trump is on TikTok and has 2.8M follows as of 2:30 PST on June 2nd Donald Trump found guilty on 34 felony charges related to the Stormy Daniels cover up Newspaper covers from around the country reporting Trump’s guilty status George Conway: “If you don't want to be found guilty…don't sleep with the porn star, don't lie about it, don't pay her off, don't cover up the payoff, don't cover up the payoff in the middle of a presidential campaign” Gypsy Rose Gypsy Rose says that once the circus dies down, she would like to work at Sephora or McDonalds Walgreens Walgreens and other stores facing closure are dropping prices Bethenny vs. Chanel Bethenny’s been going mental about Chanel on her TikTok for weeks after allegedly being denied entry at the Chicago store Someone on X asks if Bethenny is Chanel’s Baby Reindeer (collection of some of her TikToks) Karen Read Interesting question poised: Is there any proof that Jennifer Coffindaffer is a real “former FBI agent” https://x.com/CoffindafferFBI Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 TikToker tells story about how J.Lo came to a movie theater he worked at and was a POS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's show kicks off with an XL conversation about the Karen Read trial out of Massachusetts, then we get in to a little Try Guy news and predict the song of the summer. Get more stories on our after show We have merch! LINKS Brian Higgins Karen Read describes John as selfless and Frugal Texts between Brian Higgins and Karen Read Brian Higgins admits to destroying his phone and a federal crime Read Case/Family Flow Charts Try Guys A second Try Guy has fallen. Eugene has left the group. Now only Zach and Keith remain. Song of the Summer Songs of the Summer 2003-2023 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Azealia Banks would rather leave her baby with hysterical drag queens than the archdiocese Someone is living in this man’s girlfriend’s walls. He thinks it’s a ghost. 9 minutes of Bethenny crying about how her former in-laws crashing her Manhattan apartment to the point she hid from them and ended her marriage with Jason Hoppy Is Bethenny Chanel’s Baby Reindeer? Statement from Scarlett Johansson – she threatened to take legal action to stop OpenAI from using the "Sky" voice which sounded like her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diddy released a half-hearted BS apology via his Instagram after a horrific hotel security cam video of him beating ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura was leaked, the UK has some questionable hotties, a former homosexual resigns from YZY, the Portal was shut down, and ding dong, the fish are swimming. GET OUR AFTER SHOW! LINKS UK Hotties List Diddy Hotel security video footage surfaces of Diddy assaulting Cassie Diddy (finally) speaks Cassie’s husband Alex Fine speaks out  Bad week for the gay right Milo resigns from Yeezy Nick Fuentes ends his lifestream and accidentally streams gay porn Nick’s statement Nick Fuentes “having sex with women is gay” The NYC to Dublin portal Shut down due to bad behaviour Some of the bad behaviour Potato 9/11 The Fish Doorbell Watch the livestream Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Jojo Siwa filming a TikTok MAGA afraid of industrial grade glycine Who you think you’re emailing… The man who stopped a the world’s largest cyberattack and ended up in jail Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fiona Harvey, the woman alleged to be the inspiration for the Martha character in Richard Gadd's Baby Reindeer, sat down with Piers Morgan for an interview. A TikToker demands a Chinese food dinner at a wedding reception and was unhappy with people's response. Get Tiffany's Eurovision Recap Extravaganza on our after show LINKS Baby Reindeer Fiona Harvey on Piers Morgan Baby Reindeer's Richard Gadd struggling to cope with fame as fans camp in garden “BBC Breaking News” could mean Fiona has Google Alerts for Richard Gadd Article about Fiona stalking an MP in 1997 Vegan Chinese Wedding debate Should a wedding planner have to go pick up Chinese food for a guest who needs vegan accommodation? Response to the feedback Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Smiling Bear photographed in Pasadena Trump’s obsession with Hannibal Lecter The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. Polyamory role play DecolonizingLove does skits on TikTok that are meant to be guides for navigating relationship troubles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drake gets eviscerated by Kendrick Lamar on "Meet the Grahams" and "Not Like Us," Gypsy Rose Blanchard brings her new nose to SUR, Soft White Underbelly is getting weird, The Whittakers have drained their GoFundMe, and more. Get our after show and ad-free episodes LINKS Enty follow up Cassandra Crose interview on Patreon  Gypsy Rose Update Gypsy Rose goes to SUR Gypsy Rose Facetimes Tana Gypsy Rose is back on TikTok Whittaker Family update The Death of Larry Whittaker The Whittaker GoFundMe - Get your money back!!! What happened to Nova? Why is Mark not cancelled? Soft White Underbelly - 13-year-old runaway, Nova Nova’s mom Tanea Soft White Underbelly update  Kendrick murders Drake The Lover Boy Method Kendrick releases Euphora Kendrick releases 6:16 in LA Drake releases Family Matters (with music video) Roughly 30 min later, Kendrick releases “Meet The Grahams” The cover of “Meet The Grahams” high quality The following day, Kendrick releases “Not Like Us” Incredible reaction to the news of Kendrick revealing the secret daughter (11:00-13:00) Drake responds to Kendrick’s diss by only denying that he has a daughter YungKalez predicts Drake’s downfall in August 2023 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 “If the left wants to combat right-wing extremism, it needs to be in the business of winning elections” - Alex Garland on CIVIL WAR Asked the waiter for a picture and this is what he delivered Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ClubChalamet has lived to see another day, a man tried to make new friends on Grindr, Trump's newest possible VP pick murdered a dog in cold blood, January 6th is headed to the big screen, and revisiting Meghan McCain's enthusiasm for P.F. Changs. Get the after show and ad-free episodes here (or get a 2 week free trail to our bonus content by hitting subscribe in Apple) Listen to Molls' review of The Tortured Poets Department (free) here LINKS Diddy’s assistant charged with drug felony BRENDAN PAUL DIDDY'S ASSISTANT CHARGED WITH DRUG FELONY Club Chalamet Rumors that Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are having a baby Chalamet’s and Jenner’s people tell US Weekly that they’re not expecting ClubChalamet’s personal Twitter The Yolanda Photo Jan 6th Aaron Sorkin is set to write and direct “Jan 6th,” and calls it a follow up to “The Social Network” Trump’s potential VP running mate shot a dog Kristi Noem defends killing her dog If you're a (MAGA) Republican, and you lose Catturd and Looney Laura, you're DONE! (Previous bonus link that’s relevant here) Far right Twitter user catturd has lost a disturbing amount of pets over the last couple of years Grindr Man is shocked that someone on Grindr wants to have sex with him Meghan McCain Meghan McCain’s well-documented obsession with P.F. Changs Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Miss Piggy tea Three women diagnosed with HIV after getting “vampire facials” Katy Perry gets a cyber truck Ever wanted pussy so bad that you committed securities fraud? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gets sentenced to the max, Kanye West's wife was assaulted, Elmo's poor, and Logan Paul has been breeding. GET OUR AFTER SHOW, AD-FREE EPISODES AND MORE LINKS Logan Paul is going to be a father The announcement Prime Lawsuit Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Sentenced to 18 months in prison The judge doesn’t feel she has shown any remorse Elmo  Tesla Recalls Nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks as Elon Musk Drops Down List of World’s Richest People Bianca Censori Bianca Censori was 'sexually assaulted before Kanye West punched a man in face' Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kris Jenner's women self-defence fitness VHS program, 1994 The rise in fake podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldberg's killer finally died, the timeline was stunned to learn that a well-known astrology Tweeter ended up as a family annihilator, people looked in the eclipse and burned their retinas, and Gypsy Rose's is seeking a restraining order against her soon-to-be ex-husband. GET OUR AFTER SHOW AND AD-FREE EPISODES LINKS OJ Simpson OJ Simpson is dead OJ allegedly had people sign NDAs when they visited him in his final days Did Jojo Siwa kill OJ? Khloe Kardashian trends world wide Misticxlipstick Twitter astrology guru Danielle Ayoko dies after thinking the eclipse was Armageddon Twitter reacts  My Eyes Hurt Google searches spike, following the direct path of the eclipse Catching the eclipse in Dallas Gypsy Rose Gypsy Rose has filed for a restraining order against husband Ryan Anderson Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Celebrity Gossip TikToker Kyle Marisa Roth Passed Away Affiliate Links for Fun: Start investing with Plum $30 off Eaze marijuana delivery app Sign up for Robinhood with my link and we'll both pick our own gift stock 🎁 Honey coupon extension for automatically getting the best price possible on any website $5 off DoorDash Host your place/spare room on AirBnb $10 in FREE Saucey alcohol delivery credit (good for 30 days). Sign up using my link so I get $10 off too 😉  $10 off Instacart code: MMCALEER9133 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After some #PumpRules catching up, Molly and Tiffany get into the stories that have been on everyone's mind this week: JoJo Siwa goes 18+, Faith Stowers is suing NBC Universal over her treatment on Vanderpump Rules, Gypsy Rose is running around with her ex post-separation, and a new lawsuit involving Kanye and the Donda Academy has been filed. GET OUR AFTER SHOW AND AD-FREE EPISODES links Faith v. Bravo Faith Stowers is suing Bravo for covering up Lala pulling a butter knife on her Faith Stowers is suing Bravo (from Reddit with links)  Stassi recalls the incident about Lala pulling a knife on Faith on the Bitch Bible podcast Stassi said that Lala used to plant things around her apartment when Faith was staying with her to see if Faith would steal them Jax accused Faith of being AWOL from the military and grand theft auto Sandoval also went on a podcast and said Faith was a thief Bonus: Transcript of Jax and Faith after sex Gypsy Rose reunited with ex boyfriend Ken Uker  Gypsy goes live with Ken on TikTok and they show off matching tattoos JoJo JoJo Siwa leaves sex shop with penis toy JoJo’s single Karma drops, the music video is nuts JoJo plays unreleased songs at listening party JoJo Siwa is accused of stealing a song by Twitter users Grace Vanderwhaal pitches what JoJo should have done for her rebrand Donda Academy lawsuit Ye wanted to shave Donda Academy students' heads and lock kids in cages, ex-employee says in lawsuit Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kyle Rittenhouse’s former handler is going mask off on Twitter “Covid broke a lot of people’s names in a way that needs to be studied” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices