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Justin Timberlake ruined the tour. What tour? The world tour. George Santos signed up for Only Fans. Plane Jane declared war with Chappell Roan. Prince William and the kids stopped by The Eras Tour. Howie the crab molted. A mom goes viral on TikTok for invoicing another parent after a play date. Delta Work explores the term "ate." Our guest co-host for this week is bestie and podcast producer extraordinaire, Kristina Lopez! Tiffany will be back from her FIESTA next week and you'll finally get a week off from Molly's Get more stories and ad-free episodes by supporting the show on Patreon LINKS LINKS George Santos George Santos announced his Only Fans page. $29.99 a month. Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake arrested for DUI Jessica Biel extremely upset about the arrest Satirical X account “Poo Crave” gets shut down after viral tweet Police report from the OWI arrest drops Video of Justin looking like he’s high on some kind of substance at his first show since arrest goes viral CONSPIRACY THEORY: Artists are getting arrested to cancel their tours after lackluster ticket sales ClubChalamet explains why Timothee will never have a mug shot Prince William Prince William’s Father Day post of him and the kids jumping over a marsh is giving AI Prince William and the kids went to Eras Tour for Father’s Day Taylor, Travis, and the Royal Family Prince William dancing Howie Howie the Crab has her 3rd molt on TikTok Laura Porter (Howie’s mom) shows off Howie’s molted shell and explains it Howie is squishy after her molt Plane Jane Plane Jane shades Chappell Roan, calls her appreciation for drag “performative” Chappell Roan: A Refreshing Intersection of Sapphic & Drag Cultures by Emma Mudd Azealia chimes in on Chappell, Sabrina Carpenter, and Taylor Delta Work Delta Work discovers the term “you ate” Delta breaks down Vibes Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kiki Chanel - Is This The Worst Husband on YouTube? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Post Malone collaborated with Morgan Wallen for his country debut song "I Had Some Help" and the music video might be a psyop. Billie Lee responds to Victoria Lee and Kyle Chan's live Up and Adam interview with some juicy receipts. Elon Musk is a freakin' mess. And last but certainly not least, we've got BEAN DAD TEA!!! Our buddy Rob Schulte from Vanderpump Robs is filling in for Tiffany this week. Give his show a listen and peep his website. Get our after show and listen to Trend Lightly ad-free! LINKS Post Malone and Morgan Wallen Post Malone and Morgan Wallen’s “I Had Some Help” spends its fourth week at number one on the Billboard top 100 (the first song to do this since Miley Cyrus’s “Flowers”) The music video for “I Had Some Help” is infuriating (if you watch it over 30 times in one night) Eric Moneypenny’s new podcast (in video form here” “America’s Top 13 Hitz!” Memphis Kansas Breeze - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y Billie Billie Lee responds to Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend Victoria with receipts Billie says that Tom’s been secretly recording Victoria when they fight for his safety Group chat with Billie Lee, Kyle Chan, Tom’s cousin/assistant and human shart, Jason the drummer/manager #pumprules Texts from a girl who was allegedly sleeping with Tom at the time he met and started sleeping with Victoria Elon  Elon Musk removes visible “likes” from users pages This might be motivated by his own embarrassment Elon reports that “likes” are up since hiding them Elon does a bizarre little jig at the annual shareholder meeting event and seemingly has no shame about it Ken Jennings Willing to take a pay cut to continue hosting Jeopardy Apparently still co-hosts Omnibus podcast with Bean Dad Bean Dad - Know Your Meme Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Hamburger “My dad killed a cow with his car and today I made this sandwich from it” Alonso Hamburger Jones on Def Jam comedy “Thin Spaces” The concept of “thin spaces” gets traction on X Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

J.Lo and Ben's divorce seems imminent, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are joining TLC, Fiona Harvey sues Netflix for outrageous amount of money, the off-season Vanderpump Rules drama is really unpleasant and Larry Nassar is sucking d*ck for protection. And we talk a bit about the 7M TikTok cult documentary. Friend of the show Cap'n Scoot joins Molly while Tiff is on vacation! Get our after show and ad-free episodes LINKS Baby Reindeer updates  Fiona Harvey sues Netflix for $170m Netflix responds to Fiona’s Lawsuit Laura Wray (Fiona’s first victim) speaks to Piers Morgan Alec Baldwin  Alec Baldwin has announced that his family is filming a reality show for TLC titled “The Baldwins” Trailer for The Baldwins via Alec’s Instagram J.Lo and Ben Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are selling their marital home. Divorce imminent. Billie vs. Sandoval & them  Billie Lee alledges she is no longer friends with Sandoval after she tried and failed to host an intervention for him and that his current GF Victoria is ruining his life Kyle Chan and Victoria go on Up and Adam for a live interview Billie Lee takes this recent interview as shots fired and is going to respond with an expose  Larry Nassar  Larry Nassar is paying for safety in prison with sexual favors Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Castration bill passes Louisiana passes bill that says convicted pedophiles can be castrated as punishment Amazonian porn addicts Remote Amazon tribe finally connects to internet — only to wind up hooked on porn, social media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Pride Month! This week's stories: Bethenny Frankel's continued one-sided beef with Chanel, Donald Trump joins TikTok after being found guilty on 34 felony charges, Walgreens is slashing prices, Gypsy Rose wants to work at the mall, and a Twitter user asks a compelling question about a professional "Former FBI agent." Our friend Meredith Lynch is filling in for Tiff! Follow her everywhere! LINKS Donald Trump  Trump is on TikTok and has 2.8M follows as of 2:30 PST on June 2nd Donald Trump found guilty on 34 felony charges related to the Stormy Daniels cover up Newspaper covers from around the country reporting Trump’s guilty status George Conway: “If you don't want to be found guilty…don't sleep with the porn star, don't lie about it, don't pay her off, don't cover up the payoff, don't cover up the payoff in the middle of a presidential campaign” Gypsy Rose Gypsy Rose says that once the circus dies down, she would like to work at Sephora or McDonalds Walgreens Walgreens and other stores facing closure are dropping prices Bethenny vs. Chanel Bethenny’s been going mental about Chanel on her TikTok for weeks after allegedly being denied entry at the Chicago store Someone on X asks if Bethenny is Chanel’s Baby Reindeer (collection of some of her TikToks) Karen Read Interesting question poised: Is there any proof that Jennifer Coffindaffer is a real “former FBI agent” https://x.com/CoffindafferFBI Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 TikToker tells story about how J.Lo came to a movie theater he worked at and was a POS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's show kicks off with an XL conversation about the Karen Read trial out of Massachusetts, then we get in to a little Try Guy news and predict the song of the summer. Get more stories on our after show We have merch! LINKS Brian Higgins Karen Read describes John as selfless and Frugal Texts between Brian Higgins and Karen Read Brian Higgins admits to destroying his phone and a federal crime Read Case/Family Flow Charts Try Guys A second Try Guy has fallen. Eugene has left the group. Now only Zach and Keith remain. Song of the Summer Songs of the Summer 2003-2023 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Azealia Banks would rather leave her baby with hysterical drag queens than the archdiocese Someone is living in this man’s girlfriend’s walls. He thinks it’s a ghost. 9 minutes of Bethenny crying about how her former in-laws crashing her Manhattan apartment to the point she hid from them and ended her marriage with Jason Hoppy Is Bethenny Chanel’s Baby Reindeer? Statement from Scarlett Johansson – she threatened to take legal action to stop OpenAI from using the "Sky" voice which sounded like her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diddy released a half-hearted BS apology via his Instagram after a horrific hotel security cam video of him beating ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura was leaked, the UK has some questionable hotties, a former homosexual resigns from YZY, the Portal was shut down, and ding dong, the fish are swimming. GET OUR AFTER SHOW! LINKS UK Hotties List Diddy Hotel security video footage surfaces of Diddy assaulting Cassie Diddy (finally) speaks Cassie’s husband Alex Fine speaks out  Bad week for the gay right Milo resigns from Yeezy Nick Fuentes ends his lifestream and accidentally streams gay porn Nick’s statement Nick Fuentes “having sex with women is gay” The NYC to Dublin portal Shut down due to bad behaviour Some of the bad behaviour Potato 9/11 The Fish Doorbell Watch the livestream Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Jojo Siwa filming a TikTok MAGA afraid of industrial grade glycine Who you think you’re emailing… The man who stopped a the world’s largest cyberattack and ended up in jail Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fiona Harvey, the woman alleged to be the inspiration for the Martha character in Richard Gadd's Baby Reindeer, sat down with Piers Morgan for an interview. A TikToker demands a Chinese food dinner at a wedding reception and was unhappy with people's response. Get Tiffany's Eurovision Recap Extravaganza on our after show LINKS Baby Reindeer Fiona Harvey on Piers Morgan Baby Reindeer's Richard Gadd struggling to cope with fame as fans camp in garden “BBC Breaking News” could mean Fiona has Google Alerts for Richard Gadd Article about Fiona stalking an MP in 1997 Vegan Chinese Wedding debate Should a wedding planner have to go pick up Chinese food for a guest who needs vegan accommodation? Response to the feedback Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Smiling Bear photographed in Pasadena Trump’s obsession with Hannibal Lecter The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. Polyamory role play DecolonizingLove does skits on TikTok that are meant to be guides for navigating relationship troubles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drake gets eviscerated by Kendrick Lamar on "Meet the Grahams" and "Not Like Us," Gypsy Rose Blanchard brings her new nose to SUR, Soft White Underbelly is getting weird, The Whittakers have drained their GoFundMe, and more. Get our after show and ad-free episodes LINKS Enty follow up Cassandra Crose interview on Patreon  Gypsy Rose Update Gypsy Rose goes to SUR Gypsy Rose Facetimes Tana Gypsy Rose is back on TikTok Whittaker Family update The Death of Larry Whittaker The Whittaker GoFundMe - Get your money back!!! What happened to Nova? Why is Mark not cancelled? Soft White Underbelly - 13-year-old runaway, Nova Nova’s mom Tanea Soft White Underbelly update  Kendrick murders Drake The Lover Boy Method Kendrick releases Euphora Kendrick releases 6:16 in LA Drake releases Family Matters (with music video) Roughly 30 min later, Kendrick releases “Meet The Grahams” The cover of “Meet The Grahams” high quality The following day, Kendrick releases “Not Like Us” Incredible reaction to the news of Kendrick revealing the secret daughter (11:00-13:00) Drake responds to Kendrick’s diss by only denying that he has a daughter YungKalez predicts Drake’s downfall in August 2023 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 “If the left wants to combat right-wing extremism, it needs to be in the business of winning elections” - Alex Garland on CIVIL WAR Asked the waiter for a picture and this is what he delivered Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ClubChalamet has lived to see another day, a man tried to make new friends on Grindr, Trump's newest possible VP pick murdered a dog in cold blood, January 6th is headed to the big screen, and revisiting Meghan McCain's enthusiasm for P.F. Changs. Get the after show and ad-free episodes here (or get a 2 week free trail to our bonus content by hitting subscribe in Apple) Listen to Molls' review of The Tortured Poets Department (free) here LINKS Diddy’s assistant charged with drug felony BRENDAN PAUL DIDDY'S ASSISTANT CHARGED WITH DRUG FELONY Club Chalamet Rumors that Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are having a baby Chalamet’s and Jenner’s people tell US Weekly that they’re not expecting ClubChalamet’s personal Twitter The Yolanda Photo Jan 6th Aaron Sorkin is set to write and direct “Jan 6th,” and calls it a follow up to “The Social Network” Trump’s potential VP running mate shot a dog Kristi Noem defends killing her dog If you're a (MAGA) Republican, and you lose Catturd and Looney Laura, you're DONE! (Previous bonus link that’s relevant here) Far right Twitter user catturd has lost a disturbing amount of pets over the last couple of years Grindr Man is shocked that someone on Grindr wants to have sex with him Meghan McCain Meghan McCain’s well-documented obsession with P.F. Changs Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Miss Piggy tea Three women diagnosed with HIV after getting “vampire facials” Katy Perry gets a cyber truck Ever wanted pussy so bad that you committed securities fraud? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gets sentenced to the max, Kanye West's wife was assaulted, Elmo's poor, and Logan Paul has been breeding. GET OUR AFTER SHOW, AD-FREE EPISODES AND MORE LINKS Logan Paul is going to be a father The announcement Prime Lawsuit Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Sentenced to 18 months in prison The judge doesn’t feel she has shown any remorse Elmo  Tesla Recalls Nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks as Elon Musk Drops Down List of World’s Richest People Bianca Censori Bianca Censori was 'sexually assaulted before Kanye West punched a man in face' Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Kris Jenner's women self-defence fitness VHS program, 1994 The rise in fake podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices