What if you had 2 survive (ALIAN STYLE)??

Congratulations! You and ur family have won a BRAND NEW HOUSE!! All you have to do is surive on your own on the hostile failed penile colony (lol) of Elo Rock. Youve got your keys, some mouthwash, and an insatiable hunger for worms. Good luck! Other subjects of discussion include but are not limited to: CGI Bruce Willis' skin, Matt's ancient redbox copy of Downsizing featuring Matt Damon, and much more!