What if we did another Would You Rather episode?!

The second part of our season finale is here! This is a direct continuation of our XXXTRA LONG discussion from pt 1 : would u do ___ for a million dollars?? I mean hey, a million bucks is a million bucks...   This season has been super fun for everyone involved, thank y'all so much for listening! 

With S3 coming to a close, the time has come... FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR EPISODE SEASON FINALE EXTRAVAGANZA (pt 1)!! What would YOU do for a freaking MILLION DOLLARS???   We got our good ole friends Tommy and Michael in on this one, and WARNING: EPISODE IS STRAIGHT UP SOPPING WET!!  Thank yall so much for an awesome 3rd season!! As always, stay tuned for more soon. We love u

Everybody has asked themself the eternal question at least once in their life: wtf is swashbuckling? Is it for me? A swashbuckling lifestyle? We explore these questions and more in this salty briney episode of Theoretically Scurvying

You wake up. Big meaty ore coming to smash ur housen ur planet. U got 1 day 2 vibe before ur bones r smashed....wyd???

Got a problem? Nope. Not anymore. We just invented a solution to whatever it was. It's just that easy for us. Listen to us solve more problems in this Jimmy Neutroid-esque episode. Topics include: beating mice with hammers, collecting change, and how do they really make toilet wine anyways??

Would. You. Rather? Plato, Shakespeare, Einstein, the greatest minds in human history have asked this question for aeons. In this extra special IRL episode we answer that question. Several times.  Topics include: building/stealing every mode of transportation you use, peruvian soda (delicious), and time travel (surprisingly mediocre). Enjoy B^)

Imagine the thirstiest you've ever been. Chapped lips, cotton mouth, the works. Now imagine that 24/7. NOW imagine that AND rabid cannibal water raiders want kill you to harvest your body for its water. Welcome to the Water Wars baby!

Sports. Since the dawn of time man has always found something roundish to throw and assault one another over. An ancient tradition of violence, shared amongst all cultures. But here at TS, we think its been too long since a NEW sport graced the land. So we dared to answer the call: what if you had to invent a whole new sport?? (Also Alex is back) Enjoy >:^)

Matt, Ian, and smooth-brained-featherless-biped/friend CJ talk ALL about Halloween. Candy. Parties. Memories. No theoretical this time baby just raw ween. Enjoy!!

Congratulations! You and ur family have won a BRAND NEW HOUSE!! All you have to do is surive on your own on the hostile failed penile colony (lol) of Elo Rock. Youve got your keys, some mouthwash, and an insatiable hunger for worms. Good luck! Other subjects of discussion include but are not limited to: CGI Bruce Willis' skin, Matt's ancient redbox copy of Downsizing featuring Matt Damon, and much more!