The Big Suey: The 12-To-7 Hang Up Ratio (feat. David Samson)

"I flew a spaceship built by the lowest bidder." Senator Mark Kelly is a perennial optimist, but even he can admit that the country is currently in a bit of disarray. He joins the show to discuss the President's lack of strategy regarding Iran, ICE's slush fund, TSA, and why the administration is costing everyday Americans a chance at a normal life. Then, with that very logical lead-in, it's time for The Pitch Clock! Happy Opening Day, everyone! See you at 3:00 p.m.! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"But..." Dan starts our hour with Tony's friend and Team USA Flag Football QB, Nico Casares, by bringing up the Puka Nacua controversy, so... good spot for him. But once Tony explains what Juego De Manos means, Nico details what it was like to take down the greatest players in the NFL on a national stage. He also has hot takes. But don't worry, folks, we get back to Puka stuff once he heads out. Normal hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Six seats from Mary Hart..." Dan, who apparently runs a side hustle as our Social Media Editor, spends yet another hour trying to paint David as a he-man woman-hater. David dishes out his expertise on MLB Opening Night on Netflix and tells the story of the time he hung up on Jeb! Bush. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What was the question?" It's a post-truth apocalypse, and within it, we learn some truths about Barry Bonds and the Yankees, the NBA photoshops in the Philippines, Aaron Judge's age, and Bob Barker's disturbing behavior. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm exactly like Anthony Bourdain, if he was afraid of everything." Phil Rosenthal, the creator of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and host of Netflix's deliciously popular travel show, "Somebody Feed Phil", delights in leaving Dan "The Grief Eater" Le Batard to go hungry in maybe the most positive and mouthwatering South Beach Sessions to date. Phil never dreamt of writing and creating one of the most successful and beloved sitcoms of all-time, but he shares how he made sure it would be a show watched all around the world, even today, thirty years later. He talks about how there's nothing that brings people together more than the combination of family, food, travel, and humor - and nothing will stop him now from continuing to explore that combination all over the world. Phil also shares some of his favorite laughs (and meals) from his shows, honoring his parents with the opening of the most-popular diner in Los Angeles right now, Max & Helen's, and the joys of writing the New York Times-bestselling "Just Try It" series of children's books with his daughter, Lily. Phil and Lily's newest book, "Just Try It: Someplace New!" is available everywhere now and go to PhilRosenthalWorld.com for everything Phil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The police should be close to that person." Maybe don't listen to the lyrics of certain songs if you feel a certain way about certain stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're losing recipes." Greg Cote, whose voice sounds like he swallowed the sands of time, introduces us to a few new phrases from his Top 50 catchphrases, and he also tells us about the 4 categories from his Mount Gregfour, a segment with 4 Mount Gregmores in it, which, of course, are lists of 5 things, like a Top 5, but not a Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What about one jone?" Trysta, donned in her cardigan, and JuJu each have competing Top 5s, in no particular order: Top 5 College Basketball Names and Top 5 Sentences That If You Would Have Told Me Happened Before The Season I Would Have Told You To Stay Off The Weed. Also, Chris leaves the show in shame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I missed your fat face." You'll be hard-pressed to find someone in sports media who is more anti-Wemby than Nick Wright. Now, everyone loves him, so that's not a very high bar to clear, but still. Plus, is Paul George using his mental health as a crutch in a way that diminishes what mental health care truly is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Please email H-Argh." Dan doesn't understand how the shadow show works, Roy wears jeans to a golf course and sings a bacon-themed song, Zaslow sounds like a scorned lover, and Mike suggests UNC hire someone more experienced than the very green, certainly-not-hirable Jai Lucas. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices