Needful Things (1993)

In what has become a competition to find the worst movies of all time, Evan has made an epic choice. Dreamcatcher (2003) is basically just Alien, but where the aliens shoot out your back end. Even with a twist that rivals Dusk Till Dawn, we cannot in good conscience recommend this movie.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.   

Light up a ciggy and wake up your depressed wife, it's time to watch The Lawnmower Man! Also known as 'The worst film we have ever watched', this film is a heartwarming tale of ambition, self-belief, corporate corruption and BEES. Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.   

The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed. And then they continued though the desert, and then through some rubble, and then past some grey buildings. Every now and then a laser blasts into the Dark Tower. Rinse and repeat. This is The Dark Tower (2017), a terrible movie based on one of the best book series of all time. But it turns out if you talk about something you love, it also becomes terrible.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.

Don't be fooled by the shelves upon shelves of useless crap, Leland Gaunt will run down to his little basement to get the thing you most desire in this world. In Stephen King's Needful Things (1993), the Devil (maybe) comes to Castle Rock to sow discord between the good townsfolk. And whilst he proves he can see the future, he fails to predict just how boring two hours of cinema can be.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

Who hates you and who do you love?!! Well, he's not here this week so join Professor Carl and Professor Sam as they review 1987's The Running Man.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

Stephen Spring continues with an amaizing trip through middle America. Where we're going, we don't need seatbelts, airbags, or any awareness of children standing in the road...Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

In one of Stephen King's most famous tales, creepy neighbor (Jud) takes Dr Louis Creed on a tour of the local cursed Pet Sematary. After a tragic accident on America's busiest road, Louis hopes to revive his soup-of-a-son by pouring him into a cat-shaped hole.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel. 

In this next addition we take a look at Gremlins 2 (1990), one of the worst sequels of all time. And don't worry, I know we've been talking about Groundhog Day a lot, but this isn't that again. Definitely Gremlins 2... definitely.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel. 

Ever wondered what it would be like to adopt a 30cm high mouse, bring it home to your son, and then make two movies about it? Wonder no longer as we dive into... *click*.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel. 

In Groundhog Day (1993), Phil must learn to be a nicer boy. He starts by ploughing everyone in town, then spends time learning as much as he can. The most important knowledge he gains is that Rita likes boats but hates the ocean... which of course is the key to her panties.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.