Children of the Corn (1984)

The name's Bond, Pierce Brosnan. That's right, this week we're finally covering the legendary Goldeneye (1995), in which our suave superspy dodges bullets, thighs, and sexual harassment lawsuits while desperately trying to formulate a plan beyond 'getting into a room'.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel. 

What happens when a plane crashes in the jungle, with a baby its only survivor? Well, you get George of the Jungle (1997). And whilst he isn't able to string a complete sentence together without the assistance of his ape companion, his more primal drives very much survive the crash. Join us as George smashes his way through everything in the jungle, including; trees, rock faces, Leslie Mann, and at the very least an elephant and a gorilla.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.   

In what has become a competition to find the worst movies of all time, Evan has made an epic choice. Dreamcatcher (2003) is basically just Alien, but where the aliens shoot out your back end. Even with a twist that rivals Dusk Till Dawn, we cannot in good conscience recommend this movie.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.   

Light up a ciggy and wake up your depressed wife, it's time to watch The Lawnmower Man! Also known as 'The worst film we have ever watched', this film is a heartwarming tale of ambition, self-belief, corporate corruption and BEES. Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.   

The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed. And then they continued though the desert, and then through some rubble, and then past some grey buildings. Every now and then a laser blasts into the Dark Tower. Rinse and repeat. This is The Dark Tower (2017), a terrible movie based on one of the best book series of all time. But it turns out if you talk about something you love, it also becomes terrible.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.

Don't be fooled by the shelves upon shelves of useless crap, Leland Gaunt will run down to his little basement to get the thing you most desire in this world. In Stephen King's Needful Things (1993), the Devil (maybe) comes to Castle Rock to sow discord between the good townsfolk. And whilst he proves he can see the future, he fails to predict just how boring two hours of cinema can be.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

Who hates you and who do you love?!! Well, he's not here this week so join Professor Carl and Professor Sam as they review 1987's The Running Man.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

Stephen Spring continues with an amaizing trip through middle America. Where we're going, we don't need seatbelts, airbags, or any awareness of children standing in the road...Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

In one of Stephen King's most famous tales, creepy neighbor (Jud) takes Dr Louis Creed on a tour of the local cursed Pet Sematary. After a tragic accident on America's busiest road, Louis hopes to revive his soup-of-a-son by pouring him into a cat-shaped hole.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel. 

In this next addition we take a look at Gremlins 2 (1990), one of the worst sequels of all time. And don't worry, I know we've been talking about Groundhog Day a lot, but this isn't that again. Definitely Gremlins 2... definitely.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.