A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.
Also in this episode:
– Ray’s federal agent car crash story
– MrBeast as the golden calf
– Putin’s terms for ending the war
– TikTok brain vs. poor people
– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy
– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree
– Sermon on the Mount vs. classroom rules
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