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Ray and Lucie react to the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. In a week of chaos, Ray is called a "voice of reason" by Lucie for urging calm instead of violence. The two dive into conspiracy theories, strange public reactions, and the way Americans process political violence.

This week, Ray and Lucie dive into philosophy, paranoia, cartel chaos, and the strange logic of the “doorman fallacy.” From blown-up boats in the Caribbean to escalations with John Higland, from weird weddings to military dark humor, the conversation spirals into madness.

Ray and Lucie escalate the John Higland feud, defend themselves from wild accusations, and explore how AI could be weaponized against them. The conversation spirals into Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift as America’s royal family, Giuliani in dresses, and a shocking proposal to buy the infamous swamp prison Alligator Alcatraz.👉 Support the show & get bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/raykump

Ray and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, schizophrenia simulators.👉 Patreon: patreon.com/raykump

Ray recounts his bizarre and slightly threatening run-in with “Sensei John,” a self-appointed personal trainer from his building’s basement gym. From unsolicited spotting to unsolicited insults, the saga takes twists through weight loss smack talk, oddball training methods, and the strange business pitch to “motivate” clients with kidnapping threats. Plus, Lucie and Ray dive into the new viral wave of sorority dance videos, the return of the bimbo archetype, and how coordinated cowgirl backflips might save the world — or at least Gaza.🎧 Get bonus episodes every week: https://patreon.com/raykump📱 Follow Ray:X/Twitter: @raykumpInstagram: @raykumpTikTok: @raykump

Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to protect himself and his wife at comedy clubs. Ray sets the record straight, breaks down the culture war over grilled meats, shares his recent 17-lb weight drop, and explores the etiquette of acid attacks. This episode is part prison romance tutorial, part security strategy seminar, and full-on mind control operation.Join the Kump Empire.👇 Bonus Episodes Every Weekhttps://patreon.com/raykump

Ray is back from a pinkeye-related hospital stay and ready to unravel the controversy around Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad, which some are calling a eugenics dog whistle. He and Lucie dive deep into the marketing logic (or lack thereof), whether Jay Schottenstein is offering an olive branch to white nationalists, and the collapse of ad agency standards. Then it spirals: Gaza starvation denial, Quiznos rats vs Grimace, the ethics of full-contact haunted houses, a pitch for the Dinosaur Hotel chain, and Barbie Dream Beach in Gaza.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Donald Trump was personally informed in May that his name appears in the Epstein files. Ray and Lucy unpack the story, explore the suspiciously timed MLK assassination file dump, and debate which dead historical figures could’ve ended up on the island.Also in this episode:– Bill & Hillary subpoenaed over Ghislaine– Obama fires back at Trump’s “coup” accusation– Vatican silence theory– Ozzy Osbourne RIP– “Guilty Pig of the Week”– A philosophical showdown: Socrates vs EpsteinSupport the show and get bonus episodes every week:🎧 https://patreon.com/raykump

Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence?Also in this episode:– The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy– A masterclass on carbonated seduction– Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel– The mystery of binders, Dan Bongino, and Epstein– The Mafia, JFK, and coupon book intelligence– Johnny Got His Gun and transhumanist hell– Ray’s proposal for a client list protest in D.C.– Sydney Sweeney’s $1B lingerie deal with Jeff Bezos– Why hobos used to have better style than you– And a nostalgic plea for the return of dignity via haberdasherySubscribe for new episodes every Thursday.Join the Patreon for bonus episodes every week: https://patreon.com/raykump

We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy. Plus: Ray’s childhood crabapple trauma, a defense of violent unions, and why Batman is the real intelligence asset.Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes:👉 patreon.com/raykumpFollow Ray on Kik (streaming soon):🎥 @raykump